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Urban Myth - No More!

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:15 pm
by Ron Caliburn
"Rice Krispies" noise in boy's ear turns out to be nesting spiders wrote:ALBANY, Oregon (AP) - These guys were not exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop.

What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear - "like Rice Krispies" - ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

"They were walking on my eardrums," Jesse Courtney said.

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear - "like Rice Krispies."

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders - now both dead - as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.


I wonder if they came from a pack of gum?

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:26 pm
by Koralth
That's just creepy right there... But he was completely unharmed, right? No harm, no foul, I suppose, but spiders in the ear is still creepy.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:49 am
by Ron Caliburn
Especially when you have seen spiders as big as I have.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:54 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thanks Ron. I'm gonna sleep real well tonight.

*Stuffs earplugs in his ears*

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:57 am
by Shadowstalker
You had to say that didn't you Ron.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:58 am
by Ron Caliburn
I can't help it if he's paranoid - and practical.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:02 am
by Shadowstalker
Hmm maybe I should tell him about some Spiders I have seen. Really give him something to worry about.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:04 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
I'm more worried about the really tiny ones and the really really big cow-sized ones that Bear Shaman fought.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:05 am
by Ron Caliburn
Just make sure the ear plugs don't let stuff sneak up on you.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:12 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
Grrrr.... And I'm not even at my workshop where I could build some special earplugs.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:14 am
by Shadowstalker
Uh Bear Shaman fought humanoid Spiders, I am the one who dealt with oversized Spiders, not quite cow size but big enough to be a problem.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:16 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
Same difference. Big fucking spiders.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:17 am
by Ron Caliburn
Makes one almost sympathetic to flies.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:17 am
by Shadowstalker
True enough, bad news either way.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:18 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
If you take a BFG to a BFS do you end up with BPG?

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:19 am
by Koralth
humanoid spiders? Cow spiders? Ear spiders? That's... it's... you've... I need to find one normal spider in my house, just to squish it, and assert my authority over it now.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:19 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
Good luck with that man.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:21 am
by Shadowstalker
Well I see somebody has got some of their humor back. :) And the answer to the question is yes.
Go squish that spider Zack. :twisted: :lol:

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:21 pm
by Ron Caliburn
Normal spiders fill a urpose - so I try to avoid squishing them . . . except when Khavik sent 'em by the thousandsalong with his other bugs and rats and hounds.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:55 pm
by Koralth
I do like spiders, too. I usually keep a few around, so I don't have mossie's hanging around. I don't go out and squish them intentionally, 'twas a joke, Ron...

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:11 pm
by Hannah
Hi Everyone,

I remember when one of my cousins put a spider down the back of my dress. I punched him so hard his nose bled.

Hannah

PS: I made sure the spider was okay.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:13 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Good for you kiddo!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:15 pm
by Hannah
:D

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:16 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Sure you don't want to be a professional fighter? :lol:

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:22 pm
by Ron Caliburn
Let's give her a chance to see a normal life before she starts making any decisions like that.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:23 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
True enough.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:14 pm
by GhostSpider
Whoa, lets not talk about squishing spiders here, kay.

And I've said it once and i'll say it agian, people like us, who have had our eye's opened to the supernatural can not live normal lives. We can have the illusion of normalcy, but never the real thing.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:19 pm
by Shadowstalker
I think most of us gave up on normal a long time ago. A few newbies try to cling to it but they will find out to soon it is a path to trouble.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:05 am
by Ron Caliburn
She deserves the chance.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:17 am
by Shadowstalker
I was talking about Zack and Logos mostly, as they have kinda stepped into the deep end as it were. I hope Hannah has as normal a life as possible, but I fear sometimes that may not be possible. But I prey I am wrong.