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Cooking Class
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:28 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Took my first cooking class the other night. There are some real oddballs in this class. I can say that honestly because I'm taking it hehe.
Err, anyhow, the instructor covered basic cooking theory. It was interesting. I suspect the building may in fact be haunted but I can't point to any particular reason.
Next class we'll be taught how to boil water.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:36 pm
by Shadowstalker
Leave it to Bert to find a Haunted building where he is supposed to be taking a class.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:51 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Well we were all entering the classroom/kitchen when the eggs in the carton exploded spontaneously.
Anyhow, supposedly cooking is just edible chemistry. See? I knew that before. I'm already a leg up. Now if only I knew chemistry.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:14 pm
by A. Pendragon
Maybe the instructor is a mass murderer and the meat in his stews, steaks, chilli, etc.. are the remains of his victims? Their souls haunting the very place they died.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:25 pm
by Kolya
Are you paying for this class?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:07 pm
by Natasha
Pay attention to your mates.
You might be boiling them next week...
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:09 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
In order of posting:
No
Yes
You're disturbing
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:16 pm
by Natasha
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:22 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
The Russian Diabolist
Smart, Beautiful
Mostly Scarey. Natasha
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:22 pm
by Kolya
What is after boiling water?
Washing apples?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:24 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
I think that is knife safety.
"Mr. Turtle stop juggling knives!"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:39 pm
by Natasha
Ah, yes juggling knifes is not very safe.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:42 pm
by Kolya
Very interesting schedule.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:44 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Meh, it assumes you know nothing about cooking and works it way up from there.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:44 pm
by Kolya
As long as you are good to go in August, I'm cool.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:48 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Haha. I should be.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:52 pm
by Kolya
I am going to fly in a plane that is going to arrive late at every stop for "should be".
Just kidding. Looking forward to it, really.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:07 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Hahaha. I can cook everything I promised I'd cook. I'm just trying to get better about it heh.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:24 pm
by GhostSpider
What's going on in August?
And Natasha, I never knew you were a Diabolist. I too practice that most esoteric art. Interested in sharing notes?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:31 pm
by Kolya
In August Bert is barbequing some food.
Sasha will likely make an acception to his ban on American girls and do a lot of gambling.
Asking Natasha if she is interested in sharing notes is like asking if Dolly Parton sleeps on her back. Heard that in an old American television program I caught on night in Florida... uh, Moonlighting I think, with Bruce Willis. Make sure you contact her though. She does not follow the boards as closely as others.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:38 pm
by Natasha
Sure we can share notes!
We should get in touch.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:39 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
In August I'm throwing a huge get together. It'll last several days at least.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:40 pm
by GhostSpider
PM me, I've actually never met a fellow diabolist. Edward tells me that it is not a commonly used form of magic.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:41 pm
by Natasha
Kolya wrote:Sasha will likely make an acception to his ban on American girls and do a lot of gambling.
I think you mean 'exception'
Woot, really looking forward to it!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:48 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Me too!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:50 pm
by GhostSpider
So is this BBQ open to all society members or by invite only?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:50 pm
by Kolya
Yea, 'exception' I really doubt 'acception'.
Fun all around.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:53 pm
by GhostSpider
Woohoo, kegger at Bert's place!!
Sorry, couldn't contain myself.
Anyway, from what i've heard about Sasha, I think he would be accepting of making an exception.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:55 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Its open to everyone! And by all means bring your weapons.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:58 pm
by GhostSpider
Never leave home without them.