I have had plenty of time to myself lately. Been doing alot of reading. Figured I have nothing better to do so I got a bunch of Dr. Lazlo's books and began reading them.

I have to pose a legitamate question and I am looking for a serious answer to it;

How many types of monsters do you know or have slain; not including vampires, werewolves, or zombies.

Can you name at least ten?

As I said before, this is a serious question, so just answer it the best you can. I just need to see something.

Clarify or at least be more specific on "type", please.

Maybe my English is lacking.

Brain Eater, Water-sucking thing, Bogeyman, Balrogs, Gargoyle Thing, Demon Things that Invaded Maine, Demon-Gargoyle Things that Cee, Dante and I killed while Cult Busting, fought a godling, Shadow Creatures, Living Nightmare, Guilt Eater, Nightmare Goblin Things, hmmm.... probably more that I'm forgetting.

{GRUMBLE; face to plams}

Ok then, does this clarify things.

Can you list 10 different types (being species or classifications) of monsters and/or at least 4 types of entites. And please use their real names, THING/THINGS/and or THINGEE does not count.

This is important guys.

I can in Russian.

Give me a little time to find (or certainly in some cases create) an English translation.

Certainly though I have killed more than I had prior knowledge of or had time to classify.

Oh Sheesh let me think, would you discount Were-Panthers?
WE have Ghouls of varying types Grave, Dimensonal, and the ever nasty Dybuk.
Um lets see Malignous, Nasty things that look lika cross between a Scorpien and an squid? This descrition does not do them justice.
Death Weavers oversized Spiders that are smart and use Magic also they are Meglomaniacs.
Hmm Gurgoyales a sub spieces of Gargoyles.
Entities Haunting, Possessing, Syphon,and the ever popular Polergeists.
Oh and lest we forget Hell Hounds, and Banshees.
I can think of several others if you wish?

Most of what i've faced have been demons, with a few surprises mixed in.

Demons:
Baal-Rog
Alu demon wolf
Couril-annoying little fuckers
Lasae-annoying and dangerous fuckers
Darota
Succubi
Gargoyles and Gurgoyles
Dybbuk
Death Weaver Spider

There have been a few more, but I don't have names for them. I've also gone up against golems, an earth elemental, a tectonic entity, Hell hounds, shadow beasts, and many other nameless things.

Kyuuketsuki, Oni, Kappa, Tengu, Daro Ta Boh, Rokuro Kubi, Gaki, And one Onryo.

I have encountered but not had conflict with Yeti, Kitsuni, Bakka, and one Tatsu RyuJiin.

It is one thing to study something, something entirely different to allow them to wander around hurting people at will.

I am pretty sure Ron's not the only one to have tangled with gremlins.

He's the only person I know of to lock them in a cat carrier and threaten people with them though.

Yea that sounds rather unique

Box o' gremlin.

Namitar- My first love
Shadow-demons- During Main conflict
1x Night Avatar- Still looking into that one.
Ba’al- Well kind’a. Shadow cut him!
Red Flame Demons- In Africa.
1x Balor demon- Berlin
Rawheads- Most disturbing thing I have ever witnessed.
Something called a “Thin One.”
1xNight Hound.
Dybbuk.

My agents has fought, caught and cataloged a lot more.

Know of or have personally dealt with?

Because I actually own a book called the Encyclopedia of Monsters in the first case.

Yea, he said slain.

I can't find name translations. But yea it is not highest on my list.

I know I won't. Heh.

Yea, there are at least 1000 better things to do in Moscow.

And sitting on the subway is one of them.

I now would like to ask another question; how many firearms can you list by name?

I do not have time to count that.

Becuas your too busy playing post it catch up with Ron.

Huh?

What free time I have this afternoon is not long enough to list all the guns I know.

You have more than enough time to f*ck around on a computer all day; explain that.

All day

All day? Have you lost your mind again?

Get a job Koyla.