I cannot keep up either.

Happy Birthday, Ben!

Happy Birthday Ben!

Happy birthday Mr. Holister and many good returns for yyou I hope.

Birthday greetings from downtown Charleston Ben.

Yeah, but i'm referring to the South Carolina Charleston.

Great city, but I recommend walking instead of driving. The Voice's getaway driver got lost three times while trying to find their hideout.

That's just embarressing. Sounds like the kind of incompetence we can use to our advantage. I'm in town now, Ghost, we're on our way.

Bass, since you yourself admit that you, your actions, and your words are cliché, I will return fire with one of the most cliché quotes there is:

You will rue the day you messed with the Lazlo Society!

Incompetence is right. Thankfully the Spider corrected that when he killed him. Still haven't been able to discover how he did that.

Nothing better to throw at me than cliches officer. Well here's one back at you:

Come and get me copper!

Come and g... in all my two years of being an officer, none have dared use that cliché on me... Oh, it's on... I thought I had bigger fish to fry, but you'd better get off of your high horse, Bass, because I am a master of the cliché.

It's time to get the lead out, Shadow, because we're gonna get this guy. Bass, you've barked up the wrong tree, this time. Heads are going to ROLL when we get there. You may be wondering what this has to do with the price of rice in China... Really, it has NOTHING at ALL to do with that, so why don't you put that in your pipe and smoke it?

For the life of me, I don't know what happened to my sense of humor... It's fallen on hard times. One might even go so far as to say that this well's run dry.

The cliches were actually quite funny fool.

And stop calling me a FISH!!!!

How about we call you a gutted fish then?

Ugh... He actually enjoyed the clichés... That shows that those that fancy themselves villains REALLY DO laugh at anything... I'm done. We're coming, Bass, and you can rest assured that it won't be a pleasant arrest if you don't cooperate.

I have absolutely no intention of cooperating fool.

Don't you *ahem* care at all for your life? Give up already! Kidnapping is a serious offense, but if you start *ahem* acting like a sane person, and turn yourself in, I'm sure that the courts will provide some degree of leniency. You call me a fool, but you're the one who is willing to throw your life away for some *ahem* damned demon! Play it smart, leave your weapons at the door, and turn yourself in!

I'm circling the wagons and loading my weapons.

If your man enough than you'll strap your boots on and come and dig me out.

Though you do seem a little fragile there officer. If you want we can take a breather.

Voice you seem to forget, Zack is not alone in his search for you.

Oh, I have not forgotten about you Mr.Shadowstalker. I see that you've brought some team members as well. Well, the more the merrier.

Not that you'll find me before the ritual is complete.

Ritual???????/

What ritual??

What the hell are you doing to me Voice?????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! From me The Hit Squirrel and Cleo The Dragon and that immortalguy who is sleeping it off in the bedroom in the wst wing on the third floor and Whiskers who is hiding under the sofa and The Great White Owl and Patches and Rodney and Mongo too. I hope your brain gets better Mr Holister and that you find Molly soon too. How is Duke? I hope he is well eve though he is a dog. Who is this Dark Voice guy? Is he a bad guy? Do you want me to assassinate him? I could if you want me too. Oh I got to go its my turn for diving for apples. Bye Bye.

Miss Hit Squirrel, I would gladly pay you whatever price you ask if you would take the dark voice out.

Hmmm. If we got a muzzle for "The Dark" then perhaps we wont hear his cranky ass "Voice" any more.

This "Dark Voice" sounds as if he needs the Guiding Light of Faith to show him the true way.

And to the original poster, Happy Birthday Mr. Hollister. May the Lords Light shine upon you, this day of your birth.

Bishop, we'll see how strong your faith is compared to mine, on the day when my master returns to this dimension.

Before any of you fools begin to gloat, this is only a minor set back and a small victory of sorts.

One final cliche before I rest: You haven't heard the last of me!!!!!!