Reanimated Soviet Leader On the Loose

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:03 am

Just got a call from Moscow cops, which just got a call from a group of pissed off seniors from America touring Red Square. They were visiting Red Square when "some dirty old man add Ned's brains" and another reported, "I think it was someone in a Stalin costume." One of the senior men called his wife "a damn fool" and added, "it was Khrushchev." They had just finished shopping at GUM, a really big and expensive mall next to Red Square when this "monster" attacked. We responded and when we found him, he was offering a group of Japanese tourists to take their picture for 5 rubles. When we tried to arrest him he jumped in one of the gaping mouths of the tourists and ran off with the body.

So we are trying to find that missing tourist, and figure out which Soviet leader has been reanimated and (more importantly) who reanimated him.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:44 am

Ok that is some major weirdness? I am not sure but the way you describe it, I don't think it is an Animated Corpse. It sounds almost like something from the DreamStream?

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:24 pm

Or one of those body-snatcher monsters...

Damn it's good to hear from you again, man. You dropped off the radar a week and a half ago... Guess you had to catch the next flight back to Russia, huh?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:32 pm

Or this could be an April Fool's Joke in his typical atypical Russian humor

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:39 am

Shadowstalker wrote:Ok that is some major weirdness? I am not sure but the way you describe it, I don't think it is an Animated Corpse. It sounds almost like something from the DreamStream?

Would be something worth exploring.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:44 am

KonThaak wrote:Or one of those body-snatcher monsters...

Damn it's good to hear from you again, man. You dropped off the radar a week and a half ago... Guess you had to catch the next flight back to Russia, huh?

Another possibility.

Good to be back. Thanks for the concern.

Yea, sorry, been flying all over, actually. About to be flying again, somewhere very, very far away. Not to be cliche or anything.

Sasha and I were in Egypt, following up on this Alibek the Egyptian - that summoner that was devoured in his jail cell. Natasha and Galya had uncovered some things and we went to check them out. Still classified, but they got all kinds of shit packed away under museums and libraries...

Galya is on medication now, and she is much calmer now. She actually glanced at me... once.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:45 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Or this could be an April Fool's Joke in his typical atypical Russian humor

Well, it is joke, but the joke is on us.

This actually happened.

This particular bad guy, though, has a funny sense of humour.

Too bad I have to take him out.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:47 am

They found the tourist. No damage at all, seems. He not forgets his trip to Moscow..