I've been really really busy since I became The Hit Squirrel. But my friends can still call me Itchy. I don't know why? I don't feel itchy?
Anyway I am looking for a sidekck. Someone to help me on all my dangerous missions to assassinate monsters and help people and rescue innocent animals from bad people and ugly scary monsters. Anyone want the job? I will pay you in the best peanuts and acorns and maybe some popcorn when the little old lady comes to the park and feeds us. I am looking for someone big amd brave and fun to be with. But I am the boss and you would be the sidekick. Like batman and robin. Why a bat and a robin would team up I don't know? I guess because they both fly.
Anyway as my sidekick I will
share my cozy tree with you and share mycomputer and my food and we could use the pond and fight monsters all over the world. I will even make you a seed rifle like my own.
Would you like that? I like mine. I get to assassinate bad monsters with it. We can't hurt pople though. The White Owl said that would be bad. So we can't hurt people. But we can play funny tricks on them. Hehe. Well I got to run. Bye Bye.

So are there tryouts for this sidekick event or what?... Grrr I've been so bored since I can't get ahold of Razor... I'm about to just...go...BOOM! Big bada boom! *twitch* Anyway, umm I could give a helping hand... I'm housebroken, know how to sit, stay, and ... Wait... Well the point is, I can help and need work to fill my spare time... I could make more explosives but I'm running out of stash spots.

Can you fit in my tree? Are you a person, animal, plant, or fairy? I like fairies. There are a few here in th park but they like to hide.
Can you drive a motorcycle. I saw a movies where a mouse drove a motorcyle. I want one soooooo bad. If you have a motorcycle can I drive it?
Do you like peanuts? I think your new ultra top secret code name should be Skittles. Ok then Bye Bye.

Skittles eh? Well that would do but it wouldn't be real top secret since it was posted on the board However, I probably could manage to get a little motorcycle for you, and as for what I am, I am a human... I think. And no I don't believe I could fit in your tree but that wouldn't be needed, I have a place to stay and a spot that could be used for an HQ.

Well ok, I guess. As long as you can send me a motorcyle. Ok then. You can be my sidekick. Even though you are not a robot. Whats a unique. Are you special? Cleo says you might be a changeling. Whats that? Oooo I gotta go again. We found some bad shadow doggies. Time to assassinate some monsters. Bye Bye.

Well the motorcycle wasn't a problem, hope you like dark blue though. And as for me not being a robot, I don't think I recall being average period Haven't seen a lot of unics running around slaying things with c4 haha.

I just have this feeling that these two are gonna get along just great.

You understand the language of animals as well, young one?

Hit Squirrel is very brave, taking on plenty of bad monsters shows it

Cyanide wrote:Hit Squirrel is very brave, taking on plenty of bad monsters shows it

Or looney.

Hey Hit Squirrel, you ever watch Looney Tunes? You'd fit right in.

There's a fine line between insanity and bravery, but who sits there and watches the line?

The guys who pay for the tickets!

Ya'll got to forgive him. His mouth doesn't respond well to rational thought.

Holister wrote:Ya'll got to forgive him. His mouth doesn't respond well to rational thought.

Oh come on. Witha name like cyniade, we have to forgive him of that little flaw.

I think they were referring to you, Deathblaster.

I wouldn't waste your time DK, that one is a little slow on the take.

Hannah wrote:Hi Hit Squirrel,

Are you really a talking squirrel? I used to hear squirrels chitter chatter to each other all the time about their trees and their nuts and what the barn cat was doin' but I ain't never ever heard one actually talk . . . at least not when I was awake.

You sound fierce and brave. How does your seed rifle work? My pa has lots of real rifles, but if your seed rifle can stop people without hurting them perhaps he should use one too.

Hannah

PS: I hope you find a good sidekick.

Hi Hannah!

I'm The Hit Squirrel. Well Right now I'm The Human Hit Squirrel. I ate one of my glowy seeds after I got back from that bad place with Bert, Master Li, Holister, and that Gabby guy. I just don't have the energy I did before. Being Human is nice but it sure does tire a girl out. Shadowstalker has been real nice to me and to Cleo. Cleo likes Rain. I'm also a bit more chilly than usual. I guess it is because I am no longer covered in fur?
But for some reason all these human guys keep staring at me. At first I thought I still had my tail but I don't so why are they looking at me so funny?
I guess human guys are just silly like that. I would like to meet you Hannah. You sound nice too? Are you really Ron's daughter. I don't have any daughters or sons. I never had the time. I never had a mate either. I wonder why/ Anyway Hannah you sound pretty and smart and oh so nice. I would like to talk to yu about the squirrels you talked to. You did talk to them right? What did they say? I am a talking squirrel. Well usually. Shadowstalker thought it would be a good idea to be human for a awhile while I rest from last weekends adventure to assassinate monsters. Do you assassinate monsters Hannah?
I like peanuts. Do you like peanuts Hannah? Not all people like peanuts. I once saw a person choke on a peanut. He was sitting in the park across from my tree. But some good humans came along and helped him. He is ok now. Where do you live Hannah? Do you live in a tree too? Of course you don't. You are a human. I'm so silly sometimes. Hehe. Can I come see you? Maybe we can talk to other animals too. I can tell you about r.kolya bear and Bert the Turtle who isn't really a turtle and the chinese food man with a pet fox named Gothic and the dwarf druid who drives a brown truck. I think his name is Katie? That's a silly name for a guy? Well I have to go now.
I will talk to you later Hannah. Bye Bye.

I am glad that you are feeling better Ms. Squirrel. Perhaps I can help you recuperate a little. (I am not sure what effect the place had on your bodies energies, but I may be able to help restor said energies to balance)

I do not belive you should be trained as some kind of "commando" Miss Hannah, I merely think that it would be prudent to know how to keep anyone from harming you.

Yes, men can be silly, especially where the opposite sex is concerned.

Well maybe now that Ron's daughter likes Cee, Cee will be invited over to the house more often.

Ron blessed with raising a new teenage daughter. I sort of feel sorry for the guy. Well,
almost

Just remeber Ben you have only a few more years before you are going to have to deal with Molly being a teenager. So don't gloat to much as Karma may decide to come back and kick you in the teeth later.

No it won't. I will just lock her in her room until she's 21 then get her her own place.

I assume you are jokeing, as I don't see that as such a hot idea.