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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:42 pm
Hahaha! That was terrible! Hahaha!
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:15 am
Or she could have said no.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:33 pm
No true redneck woman would decline $800 in the name of dignity.
Very few will decline a 6 pack for that same reason.
Very few will decline a 6 pack for that same reason.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:04 pm
I forgot who we were dealing with.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:53 pm
That is why you should sleep your way to the top.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:55 pm
That's Lesson 6 Kolya
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:07 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:12 pm
I may have liked you better drinking and possessed all thetime 
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:14 pm
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:That's Lesson 6 Kolya
aha.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:25 pm
Holister wrote:Lesson 6
A poem by Bert Turtle
Bert is a poet
Though many don't know it
In his duffle he does stow it
And if you don't like it
Your house, he will blow it
Thank you, thank you
Hahaha!
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:46 pm
Good thing Bert's on my side.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:07 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:12 am
redneck + philosophy = contradiction in terms.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:28 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:10 am
who?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:18 am
I think he means Jeff Foxworthy.
"If you have a singing fish on every wall of your home, you might be a redneck."
"If you have a singing fish on every wall of your home, you might be a redneck."
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:20 am
Only now beginning to understand this whole redneck thing.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:28 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:31 am
Bert now you have to get one or both of the Blue Collar Comedy Tours to show to Kolya and crew. Admitedly to some this could be considered cruel and unusual punishment. But the question is to whom?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:33 am
I laughed my ass off at both of 'em! I'm not sure who's funnier, Tater Salad or Bill Engval.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:37 am
Yeah going to have to get both of them.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:43 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:46 am
That does it we are also finding some of their individual Shows as well!!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:00 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:36 am
*Dials Cell Phone* "Hey honey, you won't believe what just happened. We hit a deer with the airplane."
"On the ground?"
"No, in the air. Santa was making his run early this year!"
"Here's your sign."
"On the ground?"
"No, in the air. Santa was making his run early this year!"
"Here's your sign."
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:12 am
I'm from New Jersey.
Here's your sign.
Here's your sign.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:16 am
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