Potential wide spread demon or magic user threat!

Tabloid Hound · Post by **Tabloid Hound** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:12 pm

I found this article about a week ago and did some research on it, and I've heard some shocking info. Not only is this article very likely true, but there have been several other reports of this very same activity happening in several other small town supermarkets in the US, and all fairly recent. Read the article and I'll give my thoughts on what may be the cause.

SUPERMARKET LOBSTERS ESCAPE TANK & TERRORIZE SHOPPERS

Lobsters terrorized shoppers in a Nebraska Food Rite supermarket after their tank shattered and they escaped.

Customers fled up and down the colorful labyrinth of food aisles, frantically dodging dozens of evil crustaceans that were aggressively brandishing their snapping claws.

"They were greenish blue devils, slimy and wet," says one witness who was in the produce department when the horror began. "Their little feet made eerie 'click-clack' sounds as they scuttled around finding victims."

The married mother of three says she quickly climbed into the tastefully arranged fruit display and covered herself with cantaloupes.

"I hid myself well," says the witness, "but I could see through a gap in the produce. I'll never forget the spraying blood and the screams of those poor people. I still have flashbacks and nightmares."

The witness saw a man sprinting around the corner, his shopping cart on two wheels, one of the lobsters close on his heels.

"The lobster caught him by the ankle and slashed his legs until he let go of the cart and fell to his knees, I didn't even know lobsters made noise, but it let out a high-pitched screech. It must have called to the others because seconds later, several of them were massing like mad flies on top of the man.
"They savaged him. I could see bits of flesh flying and a pool of blood spreading under him until he stopped struggling. When they ate their fill, they scattered to find others."

The same grisly scene was repeated all over the supermarket. The scurrying lobsters brought down six customers and an assistant manager before the police could shoot them all to shellfish hell.

"We got a strange call from someone yelling about a lobster attack," according the town Police Department Chief. "The woman said, 'I'm standing in the ice-cream case and I'm freezing to death. Hurry!'
"When we got inside it was a war zone. Bloody bodies of shoppers slumped all over the place. Overturned carts. The cash register girls were running in place on the black conveyor belts. Customers were hiding everywhere.
"The manager said the glass tank must have had a small crack and the pressure of the water made it explode, shooting lobsters all over the supermarket. They got the rubber bands off their claws so fast I think they already had it planned out. Who would have thought lobsters get so angry with us for boiling them alive and eating them? I used to enjoy a good surf and turf dinner. Not anymore."

While this is obviously a well crafted, over exaggerated & humorous tabloid article, fact is that there's some possible truth here. After discussing with several of my regular contacts last night we came to a couple of possible conclusions that needs to be researched further by any paranormal investigators available in their areas.

One Possibility is that the lobsters are supernatural creatures. The descriptions above state that the lobsters acted like predators (and pack hunters at that). The line that read, “They were greenish blue devils, slimy and wet" is also a description given by many witnesses of supernatural creatures and adds credibility to this theory. One of the contacts mentioned that a similar story was rumored in his small town and the Police dept arrived to the market and witnessed a similar scenario (bodies and carnage), but none of these predatory lobsters were found, just plain lobsters crawling around the store.

They may be intelligent enough to kill, eat and run before the authorities can respond. If so, we got a serious problem as they can attack anywhere and anytime from any market that sells lobsters. It could just be one pack that travels and sneaks into the tanks at night or in a worse case scenario; there's an invasion in the works of these “devil lobsters” and therefore who know how many of them could be out there.

Possibility points to the work of magic users, witches, demons, etc. It can’t be ruled out that there is magic being used, this could be a deadly prank or possibly a magic user (or group of?) that are practicing a new magic incantation (controlling spell?)and they’re starting small. This worries our group as eventually they may work their way up to larger and more dangerous animals. This could even be part of theory #1 in that the magic users for whatever reason summoned the devil lobsters. Whether it’s an organized group spread out across the US (or possibly further) or just coincidence in timing of several individuals, pulling some detective work by whoever can is strongly advised.

If I get anymore info I will post it. Good luck in your hunting and be on your guard, if its lobsters today, who knows what it could be tomorrow!

mrloucifer · Post by **mrloucifer** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:51 pm

BLODDY CRIPES!!! I was just about to post some bits on this meself! I wander the midwest quite a bit and just last night I ran across these little buggers! While on a casual patrol me eyes spotted a bloke running out of this little shop like a lunatic and screamin like one no less. In our line of work, that usually means sumething supernatural is brewing in the direction they're running from. I go in and have a look see, and blimey studs I tell you, the store was lousy with these little beauties! Several of em were swarming this elderly bloke on the ground, so right away with my cane (I've been limpin a bit since me last scrap with a pack of ghouls) I swatted em off the old fellow. I help the man back to his feet and tells him to run bloody hell for leather, and I reach inside me trencher and pulls out old faithful (me best .45 pistol) and swing around expectin trouble. But they was no where to be seen! THEY BLEEDING VANSIHED I TELL YA! Me back couldnt have been turned more than a bit to help the old bloke and thats all it took!

I do say the slimy blue green description is spot on, but they were also twice as big as them regular lobster (whom were all crawling around minding they own bloody buisiness btw). Theys also as fast as they are furious and they move incredibly agile to what you'd think they would. Unfortunaly I gots nothing else to offer as to help say if they were little demons or under a spell (my magic spells dont have a magic reader type in the mix, bugger that eh?) but somethin is up blokes! Ill keep me eyes peeled for the little bastards and tell ya more if something comes up.

Oh last thing, the bloody store owner got his knickers in a twist and all pissy with me pulling out a pistol in his place! Can you fraggin believe it? I come in to save the lot of em, and that cheeky bastard gets on me bad side! Ack, this biz never promised us respect then now did it?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:33 pm

I am never eating seafood again.

Tabloid Hound · Post by **Tabloid Hound** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:28 pm

I got a post from a friend in northern Oregon, they've struck again! Similar story, but this time in a little mom and pop resturant. A few casulaites were involved and there were no survivors. The police report labeled it as a robbery, albeit by a criminally insane person or persons. The usual suspects of the achilies tendon slicings, the broken lobster tank and the mauled partially eaten victims were all present. This is getting serious people. Please be on the look out. There's gotta be a clue or way of spotting these beasts before they attack.

Lightning Plant · Post by **Lightning Plant** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:30 pm

I don't know. It might be serious, but my instinct is calling bullshit on this one.

Debunker · Post by **Debunker** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:49 pm

I've been saying that for years, so why should this story get special privelage? It's just as ridiculous as all the other supernatural stories on this forum! I dont understand you people! You pick and choose what you want to belive and leave the rest, it's just like going to the salad bar to you people. It's maddening!

Father Arden · Post by **Father Arden** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:15 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:I am never eating seafood again.

Actually, these things are quite tasty...ran across some in Maine once...

Father Arden

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:24 pm

Dude, you ate one fo those things?

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Father Arden · Post by **Father Arden** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:02 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:Dude, you ate one fo those things?

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Sometimes one must make sacrifices in the name of science...

Father Arden

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:06 pm

And what was the scientific purpose of eating a demonic crustacean?

Father Arden · Post by **Father Arden** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:09 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:And what was the scientific purpose of eating a demonic crustacean?

To see if it tasted like chicken...

Actually we were doing tests to see if they were poisonous, as several patrons in a sea food restaurant in Bangor had eaten some of them before the lobsters went crazy and ate the diners...

So, as part of the research, and for science, I said a quick prayer, and ate a mouthfull...

Father Arden

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:12 pm

And what would have been the value of learning that they were lethally toxic in that manner?

Father Arden · Post by **Father Arden** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:18 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:And what would have been the value of learning that they were lethally toxic in that manner?

We were pretty sure they weren't, and we were pressed for time...someone had to bite the bullet so to speak...and I would never ask anyone to do something I was not prepared to do myself...

It saved two lives...

Father Arden

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:19 pm

How did it do that? I thought the creatures had allready consumed the diners.

Father Arden · Post by **Father Arden** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:33 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:How did it do that? I thought the creatures had allready consumed the diners.

All but four were killed from being eaten alive...and two of those four died on the operating table from their wounds...

My experimental ingestion of the lobster-thing flesh allowed us to find out on the spot whether my team had to perform immediate and experimental surgery ont he two survivors stomach and blood stream...we were worried enough about them dying from blood loss that we couldn't be distracted by other fears...the psychic healer with me felt it was likely safe, so I tried it...

Not one of my smartest moments (like going through that portal in Eerie Falls) but sometimes I just feel like my hand is being guided...

Father Arden

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:39 pm

Whatever works for you, but personally, I don't like anybody but me guiiding my hand.

Father Arden · Post by **Father Arden** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:41 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:Whatever works for you, but personally, I don't like anybody but me guiiding my hand.

As a priest its part of my job to think I'm being guided by forces other than myself...

At least that's what the brochure says...

Father Arden