Holy Kevorkian Batman!
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:28 am
I've been hanging around the hospital way too much (what can I say, the cafeteria food beats McDonalds three times a day). Late Monday night, the hairs on the back of my neck and that cold feeling in my gut got together and told me it was time to go find out what was giving off such a massive dose of bad vibes and why it seemed to be in KT's room.
Seems Mrs. KT and her dolls were having an argument with something that wanted us to believe it was a nurse. That's the most sense I've been able to make of things anyway...
Maybe I should break this down into the play-by-play...
Speed-walking my way towards KT's room, I hear Nurse Kevorkian (as I shall call her) yelling at Mrs. KT... something about how she was going to let her husband live and how she's a godless whore (now where have we heard that phrase before? )... I take this as a cue to run.
"Count the dolls bitch," says Mrs. KT.
And then I'm in the doorway... Nurse Kevorkian has one hand locked in a death-grip around Mrs. KT's doll-friend's throat, her free hand attempting to swat away Mrs. KT's other doll-friend (Meadow, they tell me), who is in turn looking to make a match set of the knife in her hand and the knife she just put through Nurse Kevorkian's chest.
No one, however, seems to be looking in my general direction. Never hurts to have the element of surprise.
"While you're at it, count the godless heathens." Some people would throw out a hand, Jedi style, as they knock somebody down from across the room. I just give Nurse Kevorkian my best glare and make sure it has the same effect.
Only then do I realize that I've left pretty much all of my weapons in the car and the automated sprinkler system is likely to put the nix on any ideas I may have had involving my lighter. I rapidly unzip my bag of tricks (yes, it's an actual bag) and try to find something useful before NK can get up. Bag of iron nail... might hit KT... can of salt... maybe if I get it in her eyes...
Meanwhile the dolls get the bitch pinned. Mrs. KT pulls a red sword literally out of nowhere, gripes at Nurse Kevorkian about how KT already wasn't doing so hot after hearing the news about the girl, and then narrowly misses having several large parts of her anatomy blown off by the blast of fire that NK sends flying into the wall behind Mrs. KT. Doll 1 (Tori, I'm told) grabs NK's head and starts bashing it in on the floor, yelling that he(?) should know when he's beat... Then, POOF, no more evil nurse, and we're all stuck awkwardly introducing ourselves.
Needless to say, the hospital staff were not pleased with the giant burn marring the room's paint job.
All of this was back around Monday night... haven't been able to log in to post until now...
Seems Mrs. KT and her dolls were having an argument with something that wanted us to believe it was a nurse. That's the most sense I've been able to make of things anyway...
Maybe I should break this down into the play-by-play...
Speed-walking my way towards KT's room, I hear Nurse Kevorkian (as I shall call her) yelling at Mrs. KT... something about how she was going to let her husband live and how she's a godless whore (now where have we heard that phrase before? )... I take this as a cue to run.
"Count the dolls bitch," says Mrs. KT.
And then I'm in the doorway... Nurse Kevorkian has one hand locked in a death-grip around Mrs. KT's doll-friend's throat, her free hand attempting to swat away Mrs. KT's other doll-friend (Meadow, they tell me), who is in turn looking to make a match set of the knife in her hand and the knife she just put through Nurse Kevorkian's chest.
No one, however, seems to be looking in my general direction. Never hurts to have the element of surprise.
"While you're at it, count the godless heathens." Some people would throw out a hand, Jedi style, as they knock somebody down from across the room. I just give Nurse Kevorkian my best glare and make sure it has the same effect.
Only then do I realize that I've left pretty much all of my weapons in the car and the automated sprinkler system is likely to put the nix on any ideas I may have had involving my lighter. I rapidly unzip my bag of tricks (yes, it's an actual bag) and try to find something useful before NK can get up. Bag of iron nail... might hit KT... can of salt... maybe if I get it in her eyes...
Meanwhile the dolls get the bitch pinned. Mrs. KT pulls a red sword literally out of nowhere, gripes at Nurse Kevorkian about how KT already wasn't doing so hot after hearing the news about the girl, and then narrowly misses having several large parts of her anatomy blown off by the blast of fire that NK sends flying into the wall behind Mrs. KT. Doll 1 (Tori, I'm told) grabs NK's head and starts bashing it in on the floor, yelling that he(?) should know when he's beat... Then, POOF, no more evil nurse, and we're all stuck awkwardly introducing ourselves.
Needless to say, the hospital staff were not pleased with the giant burn marring the room's paint job.
All of this was back around Monday night... haven't been able to log in to post until now...