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The TRUE Greatest Conspiracy?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:07 pm
by Holister
Of the many great conspiracies that have plagued our current times
the OJ Simpson case, the screwed up Florida ballots,
911, the Kennedies, the war in Iraq, why is Bush still president.
I bring you the deepest and darkest conspiracy ever concocted by a drunken redneck at happy hour.
"Where do the missing socks in the dryer go?"
Seriously, two go in, one comes out?
Ya'll professionals, go figure that one out?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:12 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:15 pm
by Kolya
I have spent a lot of time driving in the States.
Why do I only see one boot or shoe laying on the side of the road.
I do not have a problem losing socks though..
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:26 pm
by Holister
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!
Bert ol' buddy, sometimes your grip on reality even frightens me
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:34 pm
by Shadowstalker
No actually they are stolen by Goblins.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:36 pm
by Holister
And right bout now Shadow, you are a close second to ol Bert there
Sorry
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:39 pm
by Eric Eland
Missing socks, sorry, my fault. Temporal magic is so tricky, getting things from here to there or now to then, or there to now, or from back then to after here, all so complicated, at some point I broke the dryers, now they eat socks, don't know where the socks are going, need to remember to look for that again, and maybe my car keys, I think they are with your socks, at least my eyebrows are still where I left them.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:40 pm
by Kolya
Holister wrote:Bert_the_Turtle wrote:They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!
Bert ol' buddy, sometimes your grip on reality even frightens me
Ambiguous.
Is it a strong or weak grip?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:40 pm
by Kolya
Shadowstalker wrote:No actually they are stolen by Goblins.
Or brownies.. or whatever those little creatures are that move into people's homes and try to be helpful....
Re: Sorry
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:41 pm
by Kolya
Eric Eland wrote:at least my eyebrows are still where I left them.
How are the other vital organs doing?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:29 pm
by Razor
rearranged in alphabetical order, maybe?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:30 pm
by Kolya
I have never met an actual... oh nevermind
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:36 pm
by Razor
Kolya wrote:Holister wrote:Bert_the_Turtle wrote:They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!
Bert ol' buddy, sometimes your grip on reality even frightens me
Ambiguous.
Is it a strong or weak grip?
It's a sloppy, slippery wet grip..
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:38 pm
by Kolya
Razor wrote:Kolya wrote:Holister wrote:Bert_the_Turtle wrote:They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!
Bert ol' buddy, sometimes your grip on reality even frightens me
Ambiguous.
Is it a strong or weak grip?
It's a sloppy, slippery wet grip..
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time... really...
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:42 pm
by Razor
XD
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:43 pm
by Natasha
Kolya wrote:That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time... really...
why?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:04 pm
by DarKnyht
Did you ever consider that you there really wasn't a second sock?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:04 pm
by Holister
Uhhh...Raz
I think we have a new winner for this year's
awards.
Trust me Natasha, you're best not knowin' this one.
Raz....funny, but oh my.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:09 pm
by Kolya
Otherwise known as the '[insert group of your chooice here] grip'.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:09 pm
by Natasha
grrr
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:34 pm
by Sasha
Natasha wrote:grrr
Don't pay attention to the children, Solnushko. 
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:45 pm
by Kolya
"Solnushko"? Are you drunk?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:45 pm
by Shadowstalker
Should I even Ask?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:58 pm
by Kolya
It means "sunshine" but in a tender sort of way.
Molly may have heard it once or twice while Sasha was with her and uncle Ron.
So Sasha is either drunk or just acting silly. Well, both, I guess is a possibility because Natasha is noticably older than Molly.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:19 pm
by Sasha
Nothing wrong with being gentle.
Besides, you saw her shirt she was wearing...
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:44 pm
by Holister
Oh....I do so hope you ain't referrin' to Molly there?
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:21 am
by Kolya
Of course not. Natasha was wearing a bright yellow fuzzy shirt.
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:24 am
by Holister
Ya know, I never met Natasha.
Tel me, is she as pretty as she is smart..
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:27 am
by Razor
Most likely. Least that's the impression I get, and I'm usually pretty good with those.
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:35 am
by Kolya
No fair asking me this question
It depends upon your definition of pretty, anyway.
Escape and evasion training never prepared me for this...