Greetings Ya'll

As I lay here in my hospital bed, I have alot of time to think; and three things come to the mind of this redneck.

1) Is my sweet lil' Molly ok?
After a weekend of Ron baby sitting her, its anyone's guess.

2) Where are my guns? I miss my guns, at least give me back my .45 I don't care if firearms are not permitted in the hospital. That woman screaming at her husband two doors down is scarin' the hell out of me and I want to be able to defend myself.

3) Where's my dog. Keep the car, the guns, the ammo, even the high explosives, just bring back ol' Duke to me in one piece.

Duke was last seen in the possession of Celeste Darken
as she skulked about in a sewer looking for Khavik.

Hum, where better to find a rat than in a sewer

Duke "The Runt" Holister is a pure bred 120 lb. German Shepard that is very intelligent (he gets me Black Rabbits on command) and answers to Duke
or doggie but the latter only applies if you are a five year child, otherwise he may tear you head off .

He has had full K-9 training, both bomb and drug detection training, can sniff out cancer , and brings me my slippers at night with the remote I always seem to be loosin'.

If any of ya'll know where my Duke is, please return him, there is no reward, I just won't hunt your ass down and give ya a double barrel colonic for takin' my dog!

Thanks

Ben J. Holister
Sheriff Dept Cypress Cove

PS: Del Caine...I quit!!!

Good for you, Holister. Del Caine is a douchebag pile of shit anyway.

Hope that you find your dog...

Me, too. I hope everything is ok.

I hope quitting gives you some free time.

I know that I cannot wait for vacations!

Natasha wrote:I know that I cannot wait for vacations!

Just a couple of calm weeks would be nice. Does not even have to be vacations... just calm.

Calm? Round here?

Buddy you'ld have better chances of findin' more peace & quiet on an Iraqi public bus right now

yea, that's what makes me a saaaad panda...

When the Russians start quoting South Park its time to leave.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:When the Russians start quoting South Park its time to leave.

:lol:

Seriously...

Damn, them Ruskies have Natasha and South Park, I may be visitin' this Summer

Up in Petersburg the sun never really sets for a period of time during summer (called The White Nights)... twighlight all night long. Even in Moscow the days are long, getting dark around 23:00. Look over the Moscow River as the city lights up. It is a good place to go if you need some time to think. But it is close to Moscow State University, so it is rarely quiet....

Holister wrote:Damn, them Ruskies have Natasha and South Park, I may be visitin' this Summer

I not sure am I insulted or not. At least, I go before South Park, but still in the same breathe

"runt" is his nickname because when I went to the pound, he was just that, the runt of the litter. He was so small and weak, now look at him 120lbs o evil chasin' attitude with a tail.

Good Boy Duke...(WOOF!)

Why is that some of the mental images portrayed on the forums are far more horrifying than things I have seen in the field?

Such is the way of the internet, for it is a harsh series of tubes...

Ol Duke is the best dog you'ld ever have the privilage of meeting. He killed a lupine to protect me. He is a vital member of my family, and a Lazlo society member also.

Come t think about it, our animal friends here at Lazlo need more respect than what they are getting. Hummmmm?

I'm curious as to why he feels Mr. Fluffers is more verbose than Duke.

Ron Caliburn wrote:Koyla . . . do we need to take you to the vet?

Perhaps, but that is something else entirely

I was just imagining what it would be like around here if Mr Fluffers and Duke had accounts...

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I'm curious as to why he feels Mr. Fluffers is more verbose than Duke.

Because Mr Fluffers is a cat.

Besides when have you heard Duke say anything more than WOOF...

That is true, I am not.

Revised:
[quote="Mr Fluffers"][/quote]

Come on guys. I think that Duke and Mr. Fluffers would make a great team, who knows they may be even able to take down a SupNat on their own.

I think that they could actually pull it off.

It'ld funny as all Hell, but I know that they have it in them to at least try.

That an old wive's tale.

Sides, Duke & Mr. Fluffers get along great.

I say we stick them together and let them help us out on the search for Hannah tonight.

Come on; Duke's size, strength, and sniffer; along with Mr. Fluffers speed, agility, and ESP.

They might actually turn something up.

Thats not what Im sayin' Ron, )Ild hate to have to hose you down, I know how you get round her), what Im sayin' is that we partner up Duke & Mr. Fluffers and set them loose, like partners. You got Shadow (or should be back soon), I got Celeste , and so Duke should be with Mr.Fluffers.

Ron...come on. I don't have to ask that question. I already know its the cat whose in charge.