Greetin's From Maine

Heres warnin' to the rest of you society gunners out there. If by some chance your out there in the cold winter night tonight, doin'
yer job keepin the world safe from beasties and evil, just remember one very important thing, Santa takes it personally when yall start buckin' shots at him. Last year I dam near made it a 7 reindeer team if ya know what I mean. So hold yer fire and drink one less egg nog tonight for the sake of that jolly fat man. If not, lil' Molly may not get her dolly tomorrow mornin'.

PS: Jus ignore that "Tresspassers will be shot" sign there Santa, that don't apply to you. Nice rack on Blitzen there though (shotgun pumps).

Happy Holidays.

Holister sometimes you are so wrong it is not funny, but considering resent events we do need a little humor.

I've been on the internet for far too long.

Too many odd websites...

Let's just say that when you mentioned 'Nice Rack', it took me a moment to realise you meant antlers.

Adama that is wrong I'm sorry that is just plain wrong.

I thought everything including Adama's comment was funny as all get out.

Oh its funny just wrong.

Heh, my wife and I got a kick out of it. And...I have to agree with Adama. <.<

Seasons Greetn's From Maine

Merry Christmas everybody, and I glad yall liked it.

Yeah, just keep an eye out for the Krampus next time...