Seriously Paranormal Investigations is my business front. Like so many people in the small, twisted community that sees beyond the veil, I'm a guy with a set of unusual talents for dealing with problems. Whether those problems are some bunch of kids playing a prank on a town with lights in a park, a group of cultists that manage to summon something, to a horde of chupathingies, vampires, or zombies rushing your doors to try to eat you and your fellow tenants, I'm the guy to call.

I specialize in demons, and recently, due to situations beyond my control, vampires. Zombies are half off, free when certain criteria are met. Non-corporeal free roaming spectres and apparitions tend to incur a per day charge just like our investigation and research services as opposed to a per creature charge, though they will incur the standard creature charges if they are violent enough.

It shouldn't need to be said, but if it involves temporal translocation, call someone else. Dimensional Displacement is acceptable, but incurs a steep premium, with all expected services being paid for up front. None of that "But I thought you were dead!" nonsense.

If you don't believe any of those things exist, get back to me when you do. Satisfaction is guaranteed concerning services rendered. If the problem is unresolved, no payment is necessary.

Legal Disclaimer: Seriously Paranormal Investigations and its agents will not be held legally responsible for any collateral damage suffered by structures, bystanders, equipment, possessions, pets, astral constructs, familiars, homunculi, other constructs, or anything that 'gets in the way.' Seriously Paranormal Investigations agents reserve the right to GTFO in any situation beyond the scope of their abilities, though will compensate you for otherwise wasted time by giving you a full report provided the agent in question survives.

Also, because I feel it's worth mentioning in here, I'm looking with someone to aid me in some research concerning supernatural essence mixed into mortals, specifically the situations in which it can occur and the courses of action available to a person afflicted with such. Time is not a factor. Paying for useful information that is well cited from credible sources.

Information pertaining to common scenarios such as vampirism and zombification is undesired. While I do have an academic interest in lycanthropy and mummification, I am more interested in the ramifications of divine, demonic, and... primal essences wound into mortals, particularly dragons.

If anyone would like to swap tactical information, feel free to hit me up.

I did not know that parents were still naming their children "Serpens."

There are times when a reporter in the field could use some assistance. How far are you willing to travel?

I am working on cleaning up my case file for the nit wit that called up a red cap. that was ummm fun yeah thats the right word fun,,,,, I think, every one loves the fey... espassaly the unsellie court

in my experiences the will do exactly what the say the will. The will hold to the strictest letter of any agreement they make. the sprite means nothing to them if what you said is not what you meant and exactly what you meant you should have been more clear. also well they may help you there goals and agenda is there own, so they may help you one day and try to kill you the next. They well and truly make human politicking looked like a group of school children playing at polatices. and show Machiavelli to up as a mere armature. or maybe a basic primer for sidhe school children. I made a deal with them once I wright it out in black and white it took me about a week, and was about 3 pages. in it I spelled out exactly what I offered and exactly what I expected in return. and then I sat down to nogateat making revisions. in short it took about a mouth and the final agreement was 5 bloody pages long!

Fae can out lawyer a lawyer, though there not as good at it as devils or even Djinn its its just that both Fae and demons have had more practice at it them human lawyers.. where the deference comes is a Fae usually does not try and twist your agreements to harm you, or that is not why there twisting it, but rather like I said there goals and againda are there own. its not done out of mallishesness unless your dealing with the unsellie or you tried to force them into an agreement. most of the Sidhe are not evil per say. just different, there goals and ethics are completely alien to us

mister Goodfellow there's a name I have not heard in a long time. If I recall he is light Court or the sellie court but I could be wrong?

What I thought. Well my family has its one relations with the Fae. including one of my many times great grandfather taking a Fae queen for his bride. and having children.