Congrats, Ron. You've gotten me to scratch my head in wonder.

My money's on that this vamp was a fake. Seriously, how many people look at a vampire and realize what they're seeing? Motherfuckers disguise themselves way too damned well as people for someone to be able to report that they saw "a vampire" which caused them to get into an accident...

Lady probably saw a goth standing in the street or something.