After decades of research, the ultimate in munitions is now available!

These rounds are state of the art!

It takes the idea of a depleted uranium core round farther than anyone has before!

Two tiny enriched Uranium sphere halves make up the core of this round. Impact of the round causes the explosive compound surrounding them to go off. The two Uranium core halves are then pressed together and begin an actual nuclear reaction!

Watch as your enemies turn into tiny mushroom clouds right before your very eyes! (Note that we are not responsible for vision problems caused by using the rounds without our patented Gamma-Away protective goggles-sold seperately).

Being jacketed in lead, these rounds are absolutely safe to handle!

But the awesome doesn't stop there!

These rounds are JET POWERED! That's right! I have built tiny little gets into these rounds! Get ten times the range as these ultra-whisper-silent rounds CRUSH the sound barrier! Micro-stabilization fins pop out after leaving the barrel of your favorite weapon.

But it doesn't stop there! Oh no! These little babies are GUIDED! That's right! Due to nano-filiment technology, the bullets actually bend in the middle, allowing them to alter trajectory in mid-flight! Just keep your muzzle pointed at the target and these fierce rounds will hunt them down!

These aren't just bullets, my friends, they're nano-ICBM's!

And they can be yours, for the low, low price of $100,000 per round! I'm practically giving them away!

But that's not all!

Order now and I'll throw in one Chemo-therapy session, absolutely free!

Don't wait! Be the first hunter on your block to turn the monsters you face into radioactive dust!

Available in all cartridge types.

Happy April First, folks.

I was actually hoping those agencies would be among my top customers!

Get them while they last!

Absolutely!

I also accept payment in souls.

How many can I put you down for, Mr. Hollister?

So don't store them in your butt!

Tell you what, I'll throw in a couple of lead lined ammo boxes.

And a plushie mushroom cloud for Molly. Think of it as a birthday present.

When one's sense of humor is as warped as mine, it is best to restrict it to one day a year.

Oh, Robyn is bugging me to ask,

How is Kelly?

While I'm glad to hear that she is physically well and 'herself', I am concerned by the amount of focus you describe. There is not much I can do to help with the situation...

Except maybe offer her a couple of nuclear bullets at half price!

I happen to have nuclear rounds for bazooka's as well.

But on a more serious note, I've noticed the trend as well. I do not beleive it is healthy.

On the up side, I find I'm enjoying my time in Florida.

LMAO!!!

By the way Ronald, welcome back to the land of the livin'.

Ron Caliburn wrote:Reminds me of something I saw on the Internet.

I wonder who leaked that video?

I shall have to perform an employee evaluation with my R&D department shortly.

I want me some nuclear bullets for my long arms.