Good morning gentlemen, this is your wake up call...

As Tabloid Hound promised, the live wire is here, and she's smokin!

I'd like to say hello to everyone and I look forward to teasing every last one of you (a hopefully in person when I do). For y'all who need to know the goods, my "stage" name is "The Huntress", but I 've been known under several other aliases like "Domino, Kitten, Athena", and "Drop Dead Gorgeous".

A few years ago I had lost my supernatural virginity to a vampire who had been stalking after he witnessed my "Exotic dancing" that night. He stalked, he attacked, and he perished! I cant say how exactly I suddenly became so powerful during his attack, but the adrenaline fired up and I got pissed and I rammed a two by four straight through his chest and out the other side! (bad luck deciding to jump me by a construction site huh?).

In my quest for needing to know my body better (calm down boys, you know what I mean ) I met a guy who explained in paraspychological terms that I'm what's called a "Physical Psychic" and the sudden attack by a paranomal being commonly triggers these hidden abilites. All I know is that nowadays this chick kicks ass and takes names!

I enjoy a good beat down, as since that night I've taken up the gauntlet to lay the smackdown on whatever has more legs, hair, eyes, tentacles, breasts, teeth, and viciousness than I do. Can you smell what the Huntress is cooking?!

Tab is a sweet boy and I'd love to stick around a get to know him better (again, get your minds out of the gutter people... but then again maybe not, if you did you'd leave me all alone! ) but my help is needed elsewhere, so once again I'm off wherever the wind takes me.

So who knows? You boys behave yourselves and play your cards right, you just might get to see me in person one day! But if you do, make sure you bring plenty of singles.

Hey Huntress, glad you could make it. Just so you guys know, she practices what she preaches, a friend of mine had gremlin troubles last week...had.

I'll admit that she's something, she's got long blond hair, legs from the neck down, and wow is she strong (both in body and attitude!)But she's also the sweetest gal when she's not out gunning for bear, and I wish she could have stayed longer (hell, if I still had legs I'd have run after her). Could I be in love?

Aww, you very sweet Tab.

You think you've fallen in love with me? Well, take a number darling

Can I have a number as well?...oh and welcome to the society, always good to see another face and I for one will look forward to the teasing...

Why Joseph! You are a bad, bad boy... you need a good spanking!

Oh my lord, one gal who's reported to be a hottie comes on the site and you all start turning into a bunch of drooling frat boys. Nice one Tabloid, your referal has regressed the mentality of this site back to puberty.

Debunker, lighten up. We're still doing our jobs, but every now and then it helps one's sanity to sit back and have a quick laugh, to try and be normal for a change.

Huntress...is that spanking a promise or a threat?

Debunker wrote:Oh my lord, one gal who's reported to be a hottie comes on the site and you all start turning into a bunch of drooling frat boys. Nice one Tabloid, your referal has regressed the mentality of this site back to puberty.

I'm led to understand this is part and parcel of the Internet Culture. So long as it doesn't interfere with what we are gathered here to do, and a modicum of decorum is observed, I don't see it as a problem. Humor has its place, especially in the line of work we all deal in.

Welcome to the board, Huntress. Your professed abilities, with regards to the supernatural, are fascinating. I've heard from my colleagues about people such as yourself, but haven't met one yet. I shall watch your postings here with interest.

I think the problem being is that Nerds still end up being online the most..
they revert to being in HS in their mentality...


probably why Female Shape changers have it the easiest.

Brother Hotep wrote:probably why Female Shape changers have it the easiest.

Really? I always thought female bisexuals have it easiest, I for one have always enjoyed the "open door policy"

Huntress wrote:

Brother Hotep wrote:

Really? I always thought female bisexuals have it easiest, I for one have always enjoyed the "open door policy"

!!!!!

Huntress, I love you

I dont understand you people, you spend all your time on this site bitchin and moaning about creatures that are seductive and evil, and yet you immediatly drop your guard to this woman!

Even the title of "Huntress" should spell E-V-I-L to you folks, but your so busy drooling all over your keyboards that you dont pay attention! So your statments about "as long as were not distracted from what were doing, its ok" is a lame one, its already happening!

Sure I'm out to prove you wrong and keep you all honest, but at least I havent forgotten that the moment some "supposedly" female with seductive writing could possibly be one of your so called demons! It these supernatural creatures existed, you'd all have been slaughtered long ago!

One word come to mind suddenly about the members of this site-hypocritical!

i had nothing but bad news from bisexuals of either gender... and the lives they wreck when they lie to everyone about it...

Debunker wrote:I dont understand you people, you spend all your time on this site bitchin and moaning about creatures that are seductive and evil, and yet you immediatly drop your guard to this woman!

I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. So far, she has done nothing to harm anyone here.

Even the title of "Huntress" should spell E-V-I-L to you folks, but your so busy drooling all over your keyboards that you dont pay attention! So your statments about "as long as were not distracted from what were doing, its ok" is a lame one, its already happening!

Really? I don't appreciate being accused of doing something which I am not. My interest in this woman is far from sexual.

Sure I'm out to prove you wrong and keep you all honest, but at least I havent forgotten that the moment some "supposedly" female with seductive writing could possibly be one of your so called demons! It these supernatural creatures existed, you'd all have been slaughtered long ago!

Well, I am quite alive an not as easily tricked as you would believe. I am well versed in the folklore surrounding creatures like the Mara, Lilith, and the like. This is part and parcel of the work I am involved with.

One word come to mind suddenly about the members of this site-hypocritical!

That is what you choose to believe. However, I would remind you that the woman was referred here by Tabloid Hound, who knows more about her than any of us. For the moment, I am willing to trust his judgement.

Brother Hotep wrote:i had nothing but bad news from bisexuals of either gender... and the lives they wreck when they lie to everyone about it...

Deception is hardly something unique to a given sexual orientation.

MY GOSH! I didnt mean to get anyone so worked up! I can promise you right here and now gentlemen (if theres any gentlemen reading that is) that I am only a demon in the sack!

I second that.

Fair enough boys, I'll curve my libido for a while

Thanks Huntress, the distraction was getting to me.

Okay, I've held off long enough.

Deb, if you think I'm distracting you now, wait till you see me in person, I got a lap dance with your name on it Bid Daddy (trust me boys, I think he needs one badly!) But not to worry boys, there's plenty of dancing to go around if your not feeling the love! Just make sure you keep a Benjamin or two with ya.

...WOW!...

My sentiments exactly...

You might be on to something.

I was under the impression that this was a forum of productive discussion. This seems to have devolved into a hedonistic teen-chat area. I had expected better from the Lazlo Society...