Just wanted to say I still breathe. (ie I am still alive.)
What has been going on? Who needs help?
I have pretty much still in the Chicago area. I check in on KT every once in awhile (he is ok, but let's leave it at that). I have ditched most of my hideouts and have relocated.

Again, if anyone needs a hand, give me a holler.

Congrats on still being alive. I understand it's better than the alternative.

Though it makes me think,

Perhaps what this site needs isn't an 'Official List of the Fallen' but a "I'm still alive and kickin'!" list. Might be a little more hopeful.

Anyway, to answer your questions, at least how they relate to me, I haven't been keeping track of everything going on nor do I need any help currently.

But just for future reference, what services do you offer, should I ever need assistance in the future?

Depends on whether you are the shadow or the light that casts the shadow.
I hunt. Therefore I am!

I certainly can't claim to be the light.

But while I work in the shadows, I've come to learn there are far worse things out there than me.

Based on your criteria for life, I'm very much alive.