Well here's the low down on the old family leech. I spent a good few weeks prepping mom's house for the fuck to come after me in. I left a lot of surprises hiding in areas and set up a real suprise on the exits. It is amazing how many places there are that leak out smoke in a damn house that is only about ten years old. I spent damn near two weeks spray foaming all of those besides the windows and doorways. Once I had finished my prep work I moved in and waited for the leech, it took all of a week before he made an appearance at the door.
"Hello Marcus. May I come in or do I cause an incident? Maybe throw your motorcycle in through the wall?" he asked in a calm cold voice.
"What the heel did my hog do to you? Come in fucker, let's get this over with." I refused to meet his stare.
I let the bastard in and locked the door, I pulled the old bowie my gramps left me and nodded to the leech.
"One of us dies here tonight fucker, if needed maybe both of us." I said swiping in with the blade.
We danced for about two maybe three minutes, I was knocked through walls and took a few hard hits to my torso. The leech was slashed and took a few shallow stabs, none of which was healing like I've heard these things do. I guess gramps old knife had a hate for the thing too.
I managed to nail the bastard with a jar of holy water, garlic oil and a bit of silver filings almost dead on in the face. It got him in the upper chest and lower mouth. That's when he latched on to my shoulder and began draining me. I have never felt so damn weak in my life, it was like the thing was sucking my will out with my life. I hit a point where I thought I was going to black out, I hit a remote button I had on my wrist. Water began to flow over the entire out side of the house and began to increase in volume. The leech realized what was going on and dropped me, he seemed to actually get nervous. Then laughed.
"Very creative, I can escape still boy. It will hurt, but you have failed. And with you my line ends." came the fucks reply to my stunt.
"Wasn't ment to stop you dumb ass just buy me a moment to do this." I swept his legs and rolled up with the bowie ready.
Much as I would love to say this is where I leaped in and cut the fuck to pieces I can't. I lunged in and tripped in my weakened state. The old bowie slammed into the leech near the heart, but not in it. The leech hit the floor howling and seemed to be stuck fast to the ground. I ripped up a floor board and snapped it to a good point and walked up to finish the fucker, he spewed some interesting things about him and the family I am still checking on to validate or disprove.
After the bastard was staked I hauled him out and watched the water melt him away till the sunlight came up and finished the job. I have the house up for sale now, the damage and modifications have been taken care of to get it's best value. I've spent the last few weeks here in Palm Springs soaking up some sun and might head to Disney for a while. If any one is interested in a vacation it's on me, hell I think most of the members here could use it. I got a pretty decent pay out from the state for the wrongful imprisonment and the fact I was screwed by not seeing my mom before her passing. So I figure it's party time with the spare cash, and I hate parting alone so any one interested let me know and I'll get arrangement made. Oh and it doesn't have to be adult only, after that near death thing I could care less about kicking it at Disney for a few weeks.
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