One hell of a weekend.
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:54 am
Well to start I had a hell of a Mother's Day weekend, one that makes you want to kill some one. I was down in Houston to visit ma's grave, she died the year before I was released of cancer. Bastards wouldn't allow me to visit her in the hospital even when her doc said she had days left. Sorry I digress, I rode in to the cemetery and followed the winding road back to ma's plot. Hell most my family is buried in the same cemetery, I notice ma's headstone is knocked over. Well like any good son I am pissed off that some low life would disrespect a grave in such a manner.
I parked the bike and walked over to set the stone up properly, I must of been too pissed to notice it till too late. A dam corpse lunged at me from behind one of the larger burial plots, it moved so slow I almost laughed. As I ducked and kicked the thing back to the burial plot more began pushing out of the soft earth. My f-ing family began getting up for a impromptu family reunion. I watched in disgust and horror as ma came pulling up from her plot. I almost ran away right then, but I was going to be damed if I was going to let them walk around unchecked.
Hell I am not even sure how I survived the mess, I don't rember much about it other that the over powering stench. I am sitting in the back of the old cemetery typing this as I get my breath back, I think I got nailed pretty dam good by the damn corpses. Hell I think my left knee is torn but good. I need to bury everyone before morning, I can't leave my family laying out like this.
I spotted that damn leech at the fence an hour after dark, he smiled and throw a brick at me. I mostly dodged it, had a message on it.
"Happy Mother's Day"
I think I need to find the bottem of a couple of bottles of Jack and Jim.
Outlaw
I parked the bike and walked over to set the stone up properly, I must of been too pissed to notice it till too late. A dam corpse lunged at me from behind one of the larger burial plots, it moved so slow I almost laughed. As I ducked and kicked the thing back to the burial plot more began pushing out of the soft earth. My f-ing family began getting up for a impromptu family reunion. I watched in disgust and horror as ma came pulling up from her plot. I almost ran away right then, but I was going to be damed if I was going to let them walk around unchecked.
Hell I am not even sure how I survived the mess, I don't rember much about it other that the over powering stench. I am sitting in the back of the old cemetery typing this as I get my breath back, I think I got nailed pretty dam good by the damn corpses. Hell I think my left knee is torn but good. I need to bury everyone before morning, I can't leave my family laying out like this.
I spotted that damn leech at the fence an hour after dark, he smiled and throw a brick at me. I mostly dodged it, had a message on it.
"Happy Mother's Day"
I think I need to find the bottem of a couple of bottles of Jack and Jim.
Outlaw