• I Need a Psychometrist ASAP!

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:39 am**

No, we've been up here in Maine for awhile. Just waiting for Shang Li, I think. Haven't seen hide nor hair of J.Dork.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:44 am**

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Come out and fight us in person you miserable fragment of Benjamin Holister's imagination.

I thought when he said that... Nevahmind.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:46 am**

*ahem* I'm... Sorry that I got all *ahem* got all confused.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:46 am**

Urg, I wish there had been some action. Nothing but snow, and me having to walk Duke in said snow.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:14 am**

Hi Everyone

Jerimiah was in Washington last night, so was my nightmare.

They are gone now.

Hannah

PS: My Pa is in the hopsital - but is okay.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:54 am**

What happened to Ron? Are you ok Hannah?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:59 am**

Hi Bert,

Jerimiah an' my nightmare attacked him last night - but I scared 'em off.

He'll be in the hospital for a few days. I am gonna ask the doctors if I can bring his laptop in so he can talk to y'all.

Hannah

PS: Someone call KonThaak for me, I don't have his numebr and he must be worried sick about me disappearin' from his house like that.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:03 pm**

O_o
o_O

Way to go Hannah!

I'll let KT know as soon as I can get in touch with him.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:15 pm**

Hi Bert

Thank you for everything.

Hannah

PS: I need ta go shoppin' all I gots is my pajammas.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:26 pm**

Yup. Yeah, shopping would be a good idea I think.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:28 pm**

As much as I hate shopping, sometimes it is necessary. Although I see girls in the pajamas in America from time to time, so, maybe not

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:29 pm**

Hi Bert,

Yeah . . . though I need money and a car ta do so.

Hannah

PS: Money would be good too.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:30 pm**

Hi Natasha,

My Pajammas are a nightgown . . . not the type you can wear around town.

Hannah

PS: When are you comin' back ta America?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:34 pm**

Hannah, I'll make arrangements via courier. Just let me know where to send money and clothing to.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:36 pm**

Hi Bert,

It will have ta be the hospital - I accidently left Pa's keys in his hotel room when we left.

Hannah

PS: I'll PM the room number and which hospital - Pa wouldn't like that public.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:36 pm**

Alrighty.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:36 pm**

Hannah,

I got you. Well, happy shopping then.

I not know when I return to America. We were very busy there, but now we are very busy here in Russia.

Although the plan is in August, we will travel there to Bert's party. So, could be some time.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:40 pm**

Hi Natasha,

Well I can promise you it will be warm then.

Hannah

PS: I look forward to seeing you then.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:42 pm**

Hi Hannah,

Heh, yes. Some my colleagues go to the States a lot, and they always complain about the humidity, especially July and August months.

But should be fun, nevermind the weather.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:45 pm**

Hi Natasha

That depends on where you are. In Montana, where I grew up, we don't have much humidity - though we do get some rockin' thunderstorms.

Hannah

PS: Where is Bert's party

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:47 pm**

It will be in Southern NJ, in Atlantic City.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:51 pm**

That will probably humid then.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:52 pm**

Hi Hannah,

Sure, America is a big country.

The American Southwest is my favourite part of the country, although Kolya talks about Wyoming being the best part of the country. "And not just because there are so few Americans there," he adds, but I never know is he joking...

Well, everyone has a favourite place they want to go, I guess.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:15 pm**

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:It will be in Southern NJ, in Atlantic City.

I'm definitely excited about seeing Bert again, eating some BBQ, and I heard a thing or two about Atlantic City - fun times no matter what.

But most of all, I like hanging out with Bert. We had a chance to hang out in DC while helping Ron out. And then there was the whole Nalchik thing, but we did not get a chance really, he was too busy laying low and surprising the ever-loving shit out of the Dragon Lady, "I never knew an American could be kind," she repeated a few times. You have to understand, she is very old and never seen blonde hair until a few years back.

Either road, definitely Bert's the kind of guy you always want around, even if you don't really need to blow anything up.

Looking forward to August.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:23 pm**

Yip, I anticipate very much too! And I hope that he will BBQ me ribs, too. I fell in love already with steaks, but now I want to try eating ribs.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:24 pm**

You are going to have bbq sauce from ear to ear.

:lol:

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:31 pm**

Yes, I will be BBQing at least one day

And that's very kind of you to say Sasha. Except I have red hair... :?:

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:43 pm**

Bert, bbq, and beach!

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:44 pm**

Got Bert?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:46 pm**

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:And that's very kind of you to say Sasha. Except I have red hair...

She MIGHT have seen red hair before, especially the old ladies that colour their hair.

I bet though red hair was something new to her too. She was in too much shock to mention it