It's sad because I don't have any official training.

As of 1:30 PM EST;

HANDGUNS:

2 .620 Webbley Horse Pistols

3 Colt Pythons

1 Colt Anaconda

7 Colt .45 Auto Loaders

1 Colt 10MM

2 Gloch 19's

2 Gloch 17's

3 .44 Auto Mags

4 Model 61 Skorpions

5 Browning HP 9MMs

2 Full Auto Baretta's

12 .38 Specials

1 .38 Service Six

1 PM-63 Machine Pistol

1 TT33 Tokarev 7.62MM

7 Tazers

RIFLES:

3 M-16's

2 AK-47's

2 M-16 Colt Commandos

4 AR-10s

1 H&K Sniper Rifle

6 M1 Carbine Rifles Bolt Action

6 30-11s Hunting Rifles

SHOTGUNS:

4 Stakeout Ithicas

2 Streetsweeper Autoloaders

2 S&W Marine Style 12 Gauges

7 Ithica 37M Shotguns

1 Big Bore Elephant Guns

2 12 Gauge Double Barrels

AUTOMATICS:

4 Ingram Model 10s

3 9MM Uzis

1 Micro Uzi

1 Styer AUGs

The "Weird Stuff" & Body Armor will be posted tomorrow after 11:00 AM[/quote]

Razor wrote:It's sad because I don't have any official training.

I see.

Just ask Bert for some pointers. The guy can whip up some symtex while scrambling an egg and reading the Sunday funnies.

Talented.

Isn't he though.

Sasha wants to know if he can do it while tossing a salad?

I can toss a salad while scrambling eggs and reading the funnies, sure.

Kolya wrote:Sasha wants to know if he can do it while tossing a salad?

You are a real PERVERT you know that right Kolya

I knew my Slang was stuck back in the 80's but I'm totally lost now.

I think I know what Holister is infering, but I am not sure if it is what Kolya or rather Sasha meant. Tossing A Salad refers to a Sexual act performed oraly. I think? One for sure person with their mind in the gutter Holister. Kolya and Sasha the jury is still out.

That is sick Holister!

Looking forward to the weird and unusual stuff. Just try not to sell it all til I can get a look at what your selling tomorrow night. I got me some swag after breaking up this latest cult. Don't you just love cultists who don't believe in banks and keep all their worldly goods at their "secret" sanctums .

My mind is not in "the gutter" as you so eloquently put it Shades, I am familiar with the term and NOT the actual deed.
I have a 5 year old kid here for Pete's sake. I honestly was surprised that Bert didn't catch on though, he's probably got 37 copies of the Kama Sutra in his duffle

Anyway, I will be posting the "weird stuff" tomorrow along with body armor, and some other pieces of equipment I have acquired over the years.

I would like to take a personal look at the "weird stuff" before any of it sells.

I may desire to "aquire" some of it for appropriate disposal.

You, Shadow, Michael T, Ron, and a few others as well there Shang. You'll have to wait till tomorrow like everyone else.

I would like to take a personal look at the "weird stuff" before any of it sells.

I may desire to "aquire" some of it for appropriate disposal.

Shang, you so much as dispose of a single scroll before i've had a chance to look at it and I will knock you silly .

Scrolls are rarely anything I would be concerned with. The types of things I am refering to need to be destroyed if possible, and rendered inacessable if destruction cannot be achieved.

Not really worried about the scrolls, I was just using them as an example.

Listen fellas, the stuff is safe here in the vault until tomorrow when I post the stuff.

Amonsgt some of the items though

The Ouroboros Mirror

Amulet of Negative Amplication

Cauldron of Obiedence

Ring of D'Jhinn

Eye of Ages

Darkhold Grimoire

Transcribed copy of The Necronomicon

Talisman of Theriel

Necklace of Vampire Fangs

Amulet of Socerous Fury

Ring of Weapon Enpowerment

Amulet of Supernatural Desiccation

Otoni's Dagger of Assassination

Taron's Crystal Orb

The Twins Blades of The Yoma

Deathword Talisman

Ring of Soul Transferal

Paired Tanto of Chi Bleeding

Doubling Sword of Chaos

Great Sword of Kil'Dare

The books & scrolls have been sent to Randolph Carter at Miskatonic University for
further study.

Where the fuck did you get all this stuff!?!

I have to have the Doubling Sword of Chaos. Oh, beautiful weapon!

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Where the fuck did you get all this stuff!?!

Out of the back of some of those strange occult books..

Send away $5 and in six to eight weeks you too can have a Otoni's Dagger of Assassination!

And a 1,000 bar codes from cracker jacks?

Holister did you have some of this stuff in town when Unnamable came calling?

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Where the fuck did you get all this stuff!?!

What? I too have cleared out some cult dens and ancient dungeons in my time. Just cause I poke fun means I don't know what Im doing or something?

Ive have been at this for some time you know. Just not pubilcally.

Shadowstalker wrote:Holister did you have some of this stuff in town when Unnamable came calling?

Some of it. I don't trust this "arcane" stuff all that much so I avoid using it. Figure you guys could use it more than me now anyway. Either here or on E-Bay.

All of the sudden a few things start to make more sense. Holister I may have to come up there thwap you one, or two even. Particularly if you put any of it on E-bay.

or more.