Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:27 pm
Just as bad. Try the one labeled "Violet".
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:29 pm
Hmm, a little better, but there is still room for improvement.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:34 pm
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Just as bad. Try the one labeled "Violet".
I AM NOT PICKING THAT! That's Hannah's and Molly's girlie pink color! GGGRRRRRR!!!!!!
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:37 pm
Then use orange or something.
Damn I was hoping he'd fall for it...
Damn I was hoping he'd fall for it...
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:42 pm
The other three besides the first all work.
Bert whats with the small print?
Bert whats with the small print?
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:43 pm
Copy and paste it into the address bar and it'll resize for ya 
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:44 pm
"I just ought to stay with this now just to annoy you Bert. 
"But I am sought of leaning toward this."
"But I am sought of leaning toward this."
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:47 pm
Good choice with the Olive Green.
And sure, pick on The Turtle.
And sure, pick on The Turtle.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:51 pm
"Look at me Mock Turtle. 
"
"Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:56 pm
Hehehe
Whatcha wearing there Ben? "A Turtle neck."
Whatcha wearing there Ben? "A Turtle neck."
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:07 pm
You really shouldn't razz on me man, I'm a shell of my former self. 
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:19 pm
Just so long as you stop Snapping at everyone 
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:23 pm
Ok Bert, quit with this Shell Game and get to the point.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:25 pm
Flipper off!
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:36 pm
Alright, alright, before you withdraw back into your shell, maybe we should discuss what happened to Tony.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:41 pm
Do you think he was shelled?
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:47 pm
Maybe he was boxed and it got painted to look like an kidnapping. Maybe he's on the take, you know what a few greenbacks can do snap a man's interest.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:49 pm
I think he just needs to learn when to duck and cover.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:59 pm
The TURTLE jokes have ended! I win!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:07 am
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:12 am
You guys are terrapin.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:21 am
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:25 am
Bert, you're going to get painted into a box.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:30 am
And the Tortoise Torture goes on. 
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:33 am
Sure, sure. Mock my lifestyle and watch me turn into Bert_the_Snapping_Turtle.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:34 am
Yeah, but just be careful you don't bite someone and then they turn you into Bert_the_Pancake_turtle.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:37 am
This thread is making me green.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am
Yeah, the jokes are just so freakin punny.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am
I was not mocking your lifestyle Bert, I was Mocking the Turtle Puns. And you are presently being Bert_the_ Mocking_Turtle.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am
If that happens, I know I can count on you all to shed salty tears.