Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:11 pm
No. The flavour is horrible.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:20 pm
I know what the Russian army issues for field rations . . . if you can eat that Lobster shouldn't be a problem.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:23 pm
I didn't think anyone knew what was in those rations 
Well if I'm hungry enough I'll just about anything.
Well if I'm hungry enough I'll just about anything.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:25 pm
Would you prefer some Salmon Kolya?
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:26 pm
Hey, if it's bread you can slice with a shovel . . there's only a few ways to get that.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:28 pm
Gimme steak!
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:38 pm
I'd go for some steak. Just don't food poison me, Bert haha.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:45 pm
You want some of Bert's Tastey Meats, Kolya?
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:46 pm
Not the Tastey Meats again . . .
We used to have such a nice board. People came here to discuss supernatural and unexplained events . . .
We used to have such a nice board. People came here to discuss supernatural and unexplained events . . .
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:47 pm
Maybe I was? 
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:49 pm
Yeah, but its nice to blow off steam here too.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:34 pm
Sorry, man. I really can't make it. Something kinda major has come up.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:28 am
That's a shame KT, Hannah will be really disapointed.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:47 am
I, on the other hand, would be honored to attend your little shindig, Mr. Turtle. I am...overeager to lay eyes again on the man who can murder a fellow hunter, then later brag about what a "coward" his victim was.
Don't anyone bother going after Sheldon's former employer. I have already seen to it that Bert will not be enjoying that privilege.
Don't anyone bother going after Sheldon's former employer. I have already seen to it that Bert will not be enjoying that privilege.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:42 am
Sure. You're welcome to come Gabe. No mauling the other guests though.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:04 am
Bert, I think the...Gabe was throwing a not so subtle insult at you.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:19 am
I think he was too. But only Sheldon and I know exactly what happened so he can sling his insults.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:40 am
So I know i'm not invited to the party Bert, but could you save me a steak or a lobster tail, or something. Please.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:37 am
Let us just say that I did not need to physically be there to hear his last moments on Earth, the contract was not nullified, and it's practically your own damned fault you got shot in the back, Mr. Murphy. You are an insolent asswipe to believe him a coward.
When he believed me to be a fallen angel from Hell, he begged for me to spare your soul. The bitterness that comes of being tired of life was genuine when he offered his own up, instead.
I was intrigued. He was willing to die in your place, but was too proud to admit it. I kept track of him through a magical tracer from that point on... The night he died, the night you murdered him, he was desperate. He was dying on his own, you had sworn enough times you would kill him, and the contract was still in effect so long as you both lived. The only reason his betrayal of his "master" didn't cause him any further ill effect was because he was already dying, anyway. He wanted to die fighting, and you called him a coward for it.
Murphy, you have become too obsessed, too transfixed by your own light. You're so enthralled by the fact that you can fight the darkness at all, that you have started to see the world in black and white.
If I attend your event, I would never dream of laying a finger on your guests. Those who have RSVP'ed here, I hold far too much respect for to attack.
The party's host is another story entirely.
When he believed me to be a fallen angel from Hell, he begged for me to spare your soul. The bitterness that comes of being tired of life was genuine when he offered his own up, instead.
I was intrigued. He was willing to die in your place, but was too proud to admit it. I kept track of him through a magical tracer from that point on... The night he died, the night you murdered him, he was desperate. He was dying on his own, you had sworn enough times you would kill him, and the contract was still in effect so long as you both lived. The only reason his betrayal of his "master" didn't cause him any further ill effect was because he was already dying, anyway. He wanted to die fighting, and you called him a coward for it.
Murphy, you have become too obsessed, too transfixed by your own light. You're so enthralled by the fact that you can fight the darkness at all, that you have started to see the world in black and white.
If I attend your event, I would never dream of laying a finger on your guests. Those who have RSVP'ed here, I hold far too much respect for to attack.
The party's host is another story entirely.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:07 am
Some of the end of the mysterious Mr. Sheldon comes to light then.
Gabe, you know what will happen if you attack Bert at the party. So back off . . . we don't need this sort of thing happening in front of Hannah.
Gabe, you know what will happen if you attack Bert at the party. So back off . . . we don't need this sort of thing happening in front of Hannah.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:23 am
So Mr. Gabe I have a question.
Do you want to kill Mr. Turtle or just kick his butt because you don't like the way he handled the Mr. Sheldon incident, and couldn't it wait till after the party?
This way you don't upset Mr. Caliburn.
Do you want to kill Mr. Turtle or just kick his butt because you don't like the way he handled the Mr. Sheldon incident, and couldn't it wait till after the party?
This way you don't upset Mr. Caliburn.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:40 am
Actually I was intent to kill him because I was Molly's Guardian at the time and I couldn't afford to have something happen to her.
If it had been only myself I was thinking of I would've found another way of handling it.
If it had been only myself I was thinking of I would've found another way of handling it.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:01 pm
Bert has to put "with high explosives" at the end of all his fortune cookie messages.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:52 pm
Ron Caliburn wrote:That's a shame KT, Hannah will be really disapointed.
Me, too. You’ve always been very kind to me, Josh. Please tell us when you get more information.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:45 pm
Gabe, you harm Bert and you'll tarnish that precious soul of yours.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:55 pm
Yea he's already made the enemies.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:56 pm
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:If it had been only myself I was thinking of I would've found another way of handling it.
Bullshit, "Lefty". At that point in time, he wasn't a threat. He was bleeding to death from the wounds that Balrog demon had inflicted, and from the grenade you threw. You could've bandaged him up and gotten him to medical help...
Instead, you gave him a gun, turned your back, and then acted surprised when he shot you.
I could probably forgive you had only killed him; for one, it saved both him and you from dealing with more demons, and for two, he was dying a rather excrutiating death... However, then you tarnished his name by treating him as a coward.
To everyone who was concerned about the possibility of my showing up at Bert's party... Breathe easier. It seems the devil has plans for me this weekend. I would tell you all to watch for the fireworks, but...you will all be busy partying with a devil in the wrong part of the country.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:59 pm
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:If it had been only myself I was thinking of I would've found another way of handling it.
Bullshit, "Lefty". At that point in time, he wasn't a threat. He was bleeding to death from the wounds that Balrog demon had inflicted, and from the grenade you threw. You could've bandaged him up and gotten him to medical help...
Instead, you gave him a gun, turned your back, and then acted surprised when he shot you.
I could probably forgive you had only killed him; for one, it saved both him and you from dealing with more demons, and for two, he was dying a rather excrutiating death... However, then you tarnished his name by treating him as a coward.
To everyone who was concerned about the possibility of my showing up at Bert's party... Breathe easier. It seems the devil has plans for me this weekend. I would tell you all to watch for the fireworks, but...you will all be busy partying with a devil in the wrong part of the country.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:09 pm
Kiss my ass Gabe. You make a split second decision and you have to live with it. If you wanted a different outcome you shouldn't come to me instead of playing Spy in the mirrored forest, operating in shadows.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:40 pm
Gabe, I don't know what the hell you think you're doing, but this has got to stop.
Seriously... This is starting to scare me. I haven't seen you this upset over someone dying in...ever. And it isn't even the fact that he died that you're getting most worked up over... It's just the way Bert treated it.
You said it yourself, Bert didn't hear what was going on in Sheldon's head... He assumed it was safe to give the guy a gun, and Sheldon didn't try and warn him otherwise. He wasn't exactly a saint in all this, either...
Bert, maybe an apology would calm him down, at least somewhat...? Like I said, it seems like he's more upset with the fact that you treated the guy as a coward, than he is over the fact that you killed him in the first place... I mean, especially now that we know more facts surrounding his death... You do kinda owe Sheldon that much.
Seriously... This is starting to scare me. I haven't seen you this upset over someone dying in...ever. And it isn't even the fact that he died that you're getting most worked up over... It's just the way Bert treated it.
You said it yourself, Bert didn't hear what was going on in Sheldon's head... He assumed it was safe to give the guy a gun, and Sheldon didn't try and warn him otherwise. He wasn't exactly a saint in all this, either...
Bert, maybe an apology would calm him down, at least somewhat...? Like I said, it seems like he's more upset with the fact that you treated the guy as a coward, than he is over the fact that you killed him in the first place... I mean, especially now that we know more facts surrounding his death... You do kinda owe Sheldon that much.