• Funeral Dirge

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:18 pm**

compunction. Nice.

Little too smart of a word for me though.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:38 pm**

"I am already ahead of you Bert. You were and always will be a good friend. I could not ask any of you to sully your hands with what must be done.

Dark has shown me things wrought by my hands unimaginable. I took an oath to protect the innocent from monsters like him, even if that means destroying the nightmare world he created and laying to waste the very prison we are all forced to reside.

Last night Jeremiah Dark killed Ron and went after Hannah, I can not allow that to happen again to anymore of you. I shead no tears to Ron, but I will for Hannah's loss.

It took God seven days to create the world, It will take me seven days to undo this one. Today I pour out the first vial;

"The pouring of the first vial shall cause sores and boils to erupt on all those who carry the mark of the beast and those who worship him!"

Amen.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:41 pm**

Uh Ron is alive I am happy to say, a majorly busted up but alive.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:53 pm**

Defintely all aces short of a full deck.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:58 pm**

"I will no longer to be decieved by your lies and deceptions Dark. You have brought this fate upon yourself."

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:01 pm**

Uh-oh.

Sounds like somebodies about to get their ass kicked. :twisted:

Beat him down dude.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:07 pm**

Every stinkin' time I get a long weekend assignment this happens. Exactly who is blue Holister?

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:09 pm**

Holister and Guardian combined.

I think.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:31 pm**

The vial? anyone know what in the hell Holiguard's talking about?

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:03 pm**

Holiguard???

I love it. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:16 pm**

GhostSpider wrote:Holiguard???

I love it.

Why, thank you.

I've just fueled my ego for a month, just on coming up with that name.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:39 pm**

Yaeh yeah take your bows there Zack. As for the Vial not positive, but for the rest I think he is talking about a biblical Plague?

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:10 am**

"I though I was a psychopath. He's deranged. He's out to destroy me at all costs now! Not yet Damn it, I did not count on this happening Boss, not at all. I only have six days left to get out of here before he kills himself and the rest with him. Funny, I wanted to push him over the edge, I guess I got my wish.

If ya'll can hear me, now's a good time to come and get me. Ya'll can have The Eye of Ages sir, just get me out of here now!

I can't stop him, in six days he dies, and I sure as Hell am not gonna go along for that ride I will tell you that!"

"DARK!!! I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!

"DAMN IT! How the Hell did he find me so damn fast? Sorry Boss, but I have to run, see ya'll soon, remember our arrangement!"

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:29 am**

I have an unpleasent feeling I know who he is talking to, and I for one am not thrilled by the thought.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:11 am**

Heh. So you ARE afraid of dying. I fucking told you, you little bitch.

You should've listened to me. Now you're fucked, and it's your own fault.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:38 am**

Yeah, he's psychotic, and is hell-bent on wanting someone dead... But the person he wants dead is psychotic, and is hell-bent on causing everyone quite a bit of grief... Think we can swing a jusifiable homicide on this one?

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:34 am**

Hi Ben,

Pa is alive, I promise you.

Now get well soon.

Hannah

PS: Don't be afraid of Dark - he was afraid of me.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:34 pm**

"ARRGGHHH!!!!!!!"

"The poruring of the second vial turns the waters of the oceans to blood like that of a dead man, killing every living soul in it.

Amen."

"DAMN IT!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH!!! YOUR KILLING US ALL!"

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:43 pm**

Sounds like Holiguards going biblical on Dark's ass.

Hmm, still, the Eye is quite a prize. Gonna have to think this one over.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:10 am**

"Ya'll thik this is funny sir. That this is a game. Well Boss, if I am gonna be going out, I will be going out in a bang. If you this Eye of Ages Boss, then I suggest ya' come and get my ass out of here real soon. Cause I reckon if he dies, we all die. I will unleash the 50 demons trapped within The Eye! I swear I will do it sir."

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:30 am**

So, what you're saying is we should come early and kill you before you can unleash the demons.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:40 am**

50 demons... Well, since he *ahem* used it as a threat, I can only assume that this is something we really don't want happening. Holiguard, if you can stop Ben from doing this, I think we can save Ben from Evil Ben. We're racing against the clock, now.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:48 pm**

Well actually Dark, I think this is hilariously funny.

Still, I really do want that Eye of Ages.

Oh the choices.

And I thought only the End of Days could get the Eye to release the demons.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:50 pm**

"You ain't ever gonna get me to beg you sorry SON OF A BITCH! AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

"The pouring out of the third vial, likewise turns the rivers and lakes of the land to blood, killing all that lives within them.

Amen."

"Cut into me all you want you psychopath, you ain't ever gonna get that talisman. If I'm going, so are they, don't that mean anything to ya' Boss! AAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

" No, it does not. An eye for and eye, a pound for a pound. You will suffer before your end Jeremiah Dark. Their fate is none of my concern."

"That was my eye you BASTARD! Take em' both then! You can lop off all my fingers, remove my flesh one piece at a time, and pluck my ribs one by one you Son of a Bitch, but I won't go alone! YOU HEAR ME! AAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!

"Amen"

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:00 pm**

Looks like i'm gonna have to go get the Eye after all. Holiguard seems to be only interested in destroying Dark, and i'm not keen to see if Dark really can release the Eye's demons.

Alright Dark, where are you?

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:30 pm**

"Finally, a voice of reason. But do ya' really think I'm that stupid. I tell you where I am, you get The Eye, and then leave me to die at the hands of this psychopath. I want to see some sort of a bargain on the table first Boss before you get anything from me."

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:47 pm**

What do you want Dark?

Oh, and freedom is totally out of the question.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:53 pm**

"Freedom is out of the question there Boss? Then you are shit out of luck. Bidding starts with my freedom and ends with ya'll gettin The Eye of Ages. I already got one promising offer reached out to me, so if ya'll think I'm bluffin', think again!"

See ya' soon Boss."

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:14 pm**

"You are a fever dream Jeremiah Dark. A disease within this world and to this mind. You must be wiped out completely and if that means our total annhiliation, so be it.

You will suffer, you will die.
Then we shall be no more.

Amen."

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:42 pm**

Well, if you put it that way I guess i'll just have to take the Obertine Brotherhood up on their offer.

My final offer stands as this;eternal imprisonment in the Sphere of Od in exchange for your life.

I've got an hour until my package arrives "boss", better think quickly.