I can't say that I recall doing that. I didn't even know you had a Particle Beam Rifle. You sure it wasn't someone pretending to be me?

Ok this is weirdness to be sure. I think we may want to track down where that message came from?

Im sure I would reckognize your sig Bert. Who else would pretend to be you? Well, with women I could only guess.

Well I got the next part of my "auction" ready; the small arms. I would hav posted at 6:00, but Jake Finnigan hit a deer and I had to fill out the accident report for his insurance company (grumble).

Anyway; Thanks to my own collection, years of service, and a raid on Jarvis Kopek's bunker here we are;

HANDGUNS:

2 .620 Webbley Horse Pistols

3 Colt Pythons

1 Colt Anaconda

9 Colt .45 Auto Loaders

1 Colt 10MM

6 Gloch 19's

4 Gloch 17's

3 .44 Auto Mags

4 Model 61 Skorpions

1 Parabellum Mauser (silver plated)

5 Browning HP 9MMs

2 Full Auto Baretta's

12 .38 Specials

1 .38 Service Six

1 PM-63 Machine Pistol

1 TT33 Tokarev 7.62MM

12 Tazers

RIFLES:

5 M-16's

3 AK-47's

2 M-16 Colt Commandos

4 AR-10s

1 H&K G3

1 K&K Sniper Rifle

2 SAR Gali Assualt Rifles

1 Dragunov Sniper Rifle

6 M1 Carbine Rifles Bolt Action

6 30-11 Hunting Rifles

1 .50 RAI Model 350 (telescoping stock)

SHOTGUNS:

8 SPAS 12s

4 Stakeout Ithicas

2 Streetsweeper Autoloaders

8 Model 3000 Smith & Wessons

2 S&W Marine Style 12 Gauges

7 Ithica 37M Shotguns

2 Big Bore Elephant Guns

3 12 Gauge Double Barrels

AUTOMATICS:

4 Ingram Model 10s

6 H&K MP5's

4 H&K MP5G

2 H&K MP5 Silenced

3 9MM Uzis

1 Micro Uzi

2 Styer AUGs

Well thats it for small arms folks.

Any takers.

Amongst the "heavy odinance & oddball stuff"

We got left as of 7:30 PM EST

2 LAWS

1 M-60 Medium Machinegun

1 14.5 Heavy Machinegun

1 40MM Multi Shot Grenade Launcher

1 Case of C-4

6 Cases of Stick Dynamite

2 Cases of 40MM Grenades

1 Cases of 40MM Knockout Gas Grenades

1 Cases of 40MM Incendiary Grenades

1 Heavy PBR (Holding)

Holister wrote:
HANDGUNS:

1 Parabellum Mauser (silver plated)
1 Tazer

RIFLES:
1 AK-47
1 .50 RAI Model 350 (telescoping stock)

SHOTGUNS:
1 Big Bore Elephant Gun

Be sure to send me an invoice so I can pay ya

Your order will be filled out and shipped within 24 hours.
Thank you for shopping Benji Mart.

Holister wrote:Mistakes happen Ron. This one just cost him his life. But before you get all preachy, tell what you just said to his wife and three kids.

If they haven't heard it yet, then someone didn't do their job in that department either.

Then again, I suppose someone might be afraid of a greiving widow and a law suit about how DHS doesn't make sure their officers wear the proepr protection . . . and along with it the scandal and the public scruitiny and the other things that force our government to do it's job right.

Ron, I like you and all. But for once in your life, just please SHUT UP!

Have A Nice Day

As of 8:00 AM EST;

HANDGUNS:

2 .620 Webbley Horse Pistols

3 Colt Pythons

1 Colt Anaconda

9 Colt .45 Auto Loaders

1 Colt 10MM

6 Gloch 19's

4 Gloch 17's

3 .44 Auto Mags

4 Model 61 Skorpions

5 Browning HP 9MMs

2 Full Auto Baretta's

12 .38 Specials

1 .38 Service Six

1 PM-63 Machine Pistol

1 TT33 Tokarev 7.62MM

11 Tazers

RIFLES:

5 M-16's

2 AK-47's

2 M-16 Colt Commandos

4 AR-10s

1 H&K G3

1 K&K Sniper Rifle

2 SAR Gali Assualt Rifles

1 Dragunov Sniper Rifle

6 M1 Carbine Rifles Bolt Action

6 30-11 Hunting Rifles

SHOTGUNS:

8 SPAS 12s

4 Stakeout Ithicas

2 Streetsweeper Autoloaders

8 Model 3000 Smith & Wessons

2 S&W Marine Style 12 Gauges

7 Ithica 37M Shotguns

1 Big Bore Elephant Guns

3 12 Gauge Double Barrels

AUTOMATICS:

4 Ingram Model 10s

6 H&K MP5's

4 H&K MP5G

2 H&K MP5 Silenced

3 9MM Uzis

1 Micro Uzi

2 Styer AUGs

The "Weird Stuff" will be posted after 11:00

As of 8:10 AM EST

2 LAWS

1 M-60 Medium Machinegun

1 14.5 Heavy Machinegun

1 40MM Multi Shot Grenade Launcher

1 Case of C-4

6 Cases of Stick Dynamite

2 Cases of 40MM Grenades

1 Cases of 40MM Knockout Gas Grenades

1 Cases of 40MM Incendiary Grenades

1 Heavy PBR (Holding)

Holister wrote:Ron, I like you and all. But for once in your life, just please SHUT UP!

Have A Nice Day

I know, it is easier this way

Holister wrote:HANDGUNS:
2 Colt .45 Auto Loaders (for personal sidearms)
4 Gloch 19's (team... I don't like gloch's personally)
2 Gloch 17's (team)
4 Tazers (team protection)

RIFLES:
2 M-16's (team)
1 H&K G3
1 Dragunov Sniper Rifle
6 30-11 Hunting Rifles

SHOTGUNS:
3 SPAS 12s (team mates)
2 Model 3000 Smith & Wessons (for hunting)
1 12 Gauge Double Barrels (for hunting)

AUTOMATICS:
2 H&K MP5's (team)
2 H&K MP5 Silenced (one personal, one team)
1 Styer AUGs

*looks over list* Goddamn that's a lot of toys. But, I'ts going to a 6 man team, and/or a smaller team.

Yes, Sakura, you might be getting some birthday presents out of it all.

Why thank you for your order Mr Razor. I hope you enjoy yor hunting trip with Dick Chaney.



Your order will be filled and mailed out ASAP. You should expect it on Friday.

I didn't mean to linclude the 30-11's.

Razor wrote:

Holister wrote:HANDGUNS:
2 Colt .45 Auto Loaders (for personal sidearms)
4 Gloch 19's (team... I don't like gloch's personally)
2 Gloch 17's (team)
4 Tazers (team protection)

RIFLES:
2 M-16's (team)
1 H&K G3
1 Dragunov Sniper Rifle
6 30-11 Hunting Rifles

SHOTGUNS:
3 SPAS 12s (team mates)
2 Model 3000 Smith & Wessons (for hunting)
1 12 Gauge Double Barrels (for hunting)

AUTOMATICS:
2 H&K MP5's (team)
2 H&K MP5 Silenced (one personal, one team)
1 Styer AUGs

*looks over list* Goddamn that's a lot of toys. But, I'ts going to a 6 man team, and/or a smaller team.

Yes, Sakura, you might be getting some birthday presents out of it all.

Sounds like a good birthday to me.

Razor wrote:I didn't mean to linclude the 30-11's.

I know we been over this before, but I forgot.

Are those the cowboy rifles from the movies?

Do those 3000 S&Ws have the extended mag?

As of 12:30 PM EST;

HANDGUNS:

2 .620 Webbley Horse Pistols

3 Colt Pythons

1 Colt Anaconda

7 Colt .45 Auto Loaders

1 Colt 10MM

2 Gloch 19's

2 Gloch 17's

3 .44 Auto Mags

4 Model 61 Skorpions

5 Browning HP 9MMs

2 Full Auto Baretta's

12 .38 Specials

1 .38 Service Six

1 PM-63 Machine Pistol

1 TT33 Tokarev 7.62MM

7 Tazers

RIFLES:

3 M-16's

2 AK-47's

2 M-16 Colt Commandos

4 AR-10s

1 K&K Sniper Rifle

2 SAR Gali Assualt Rifles

6 M1 Carbine Rifles Bolt Action

6 30-11s Hunting Rifles

SHOTGUNS:

4 Stakeout Ithicas

2 Streetsweeper Autoloaders

6 Model 3000 Smith & Wessons

2 S&W Marine Style 12 Gauges

7 Ithica 37M Shotguns

1 Big Bore Elephant Guns

2 12 Gauge Double Barrels

AUTOMATICS:

4 Ingram Model 10s

4 H&K MP5's

4 H&K MP5G

3 9MM Uzis

1 Micro Uzi

1 Styer AUGs

The "Weird Stuff" & Body Armor will be posted after 3:00 PM

Galil, huh? Rare in the States these days.

I have a feeling those MP5s are going to go fast.

I want one... for Natasha.

Kolya wrote:Do those 3000 S&Ws have the extended mag?

Yes they do.

Holister wrote:

Kolya wrote:Do those 3000 S&Ws have the extended mag?

Yes they do.

May be time to force American weaponry on Roma...

Yes...force away...

Deal!

Pleasure doing business with ya. Now with all that superior firepwoer I suppose youcan claim yourself the Czar and start running things right over there

It's tsar, by the way

And thanks..

You know what's sad? My buddy, Coty, is suggesting I see about signing on with Lubbock's Explosive Ordinance Team.

Go figure.

Sad?

An E.O.D. team.

Will you be needing:

Bomb Blast Suit

Riot Gear

E.O.D. Robot

Letter Bomb Disposal Envelope

Package Bomb Disposal Blanket

Mine Safe Detenonation Shunt

EXPLOSIVES:

C-4

Dynamite

Gelatin Explosive

Nitroglycerin