Eilonwy Solstice wrote:

Willie Long wrote:I just gotta tweak my lesson plan to take into account your physiological differences -- much as I did last time. (For one thing, I can put back in the breathing exercises.)

If you still want my instruction, I mean.

Yes, please! I’ve been trying to master breathing, but . . . the other day I heard Bert asking Dr. Rosecrest if I was okay . . . he said I sounded like Darth Vader.

Hi Celeste,

You do wheeze a lot . . . but you got belching down right.

Hanna

PS: Who's Darth Vader?

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:

Ron Caliburn wrote:Considering someone brought it in, I don't think I can - unless you want to see my trick shhooting skills with bottles.

I wouldn’t mind that. I think we should get rid of all the alcohol in the house. Not only is a potential fire hazard, but I don’t drink it, you don’t drink it . . . I hope Hannah doesn’t drink it. There’s really no use for it. I apologize whoever brought it, but . . . we can do without it.

I don't understand what's so special about drinking anyway.

First you get silly, then you get mean, then you get clumsy, then you get sick.

What's the point?

Hannah

PS: It makes you smell funny too.

Hannah wrote:I don't understand what's so special about drinking anyway.

First you get silly, then you get mean, then you get clumsy, then you get sick.

What's the point?

Hannah

PS: It makes you smell funny too.

To be fair, not everyone gets mean, and not everyone drinks to the point of getting sick... A lot of people drink responsibly. When I did drink, I didn't even drink to the point of getting silly... I just happen to like the way margaritas taste, and had been experimenting with daiquiris when I discovered the unfortunate side-effect that *I* experience under the influence...

And when people don't drink past the "silly" stage, they usually don't smell too bad, either.

I don't condemn the drink... I just don't condone overdoing it, like so many people do.

I know, man... It's not for a lack of understanding where she comes from that prompted me to post that.

I just wanted to point out that not everyone takes it to extremes... I guess I'm trying to ask her to not be judgmental based on what a man drinks, but rather, what actions that man takes...

One of her fathers *was* a violent drunk. He's not anymore. I hardly think it fair to judge that father based on his history with the sauce, when that history no longer is who or what he is.

As you wish...

Well, I apologize again. I rarely drink, and that was the first time to excess in... quite a few years. And I'm not a mean drunk, but... the time before last I did lose an argument to a coat rack...

Hannah wrote:Hi Celeste,

You do wheeze a lot . . . but you got belching down right.

Hanna

PS: Who's Darth Vader?

I beg your pardon, young lady? I have never belched since I started breathing again. And as for Darth Vader, he is . . . a cult icon whose breathing was . . . well, close to mine. If Ron allows it, ask to rent “Star Wars” . . . episodes three through six. Though he may not allow it because of the Wookie.

Hey Hannah, there are many types of drunks. Angry drunks need help, and you're right, they shouldn't drink because they ruin people's lives sometimes. Ron, you got help, so you're a good guy, keep it up.

Personally, I'm a happy drunk. I get to the stage where I'm just feeling wonderful, no pain, no worries, and before I get any further, I just end up falling asleep for hours. No, I don't drive, no I don't follow strange guys home from the bar, but yes, I do this quite a bit lately, because frankly, I'm not really sure what else there is now.

Shadow said he might have something planned for me soon, but you know him. He keeps a lot to himself.

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:Yes, please!

I guess that makes you my once and future student. Check your PM.

Watch yourself in Ohio, Ron.

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:I beg your pardon, young lady? I have never belched since I started breathing again.

Hi Eilonwy,

Then what was that noise you made when I made us Sloppy Joes?

Hannah

PS: Y'all's human now, so I figure y'all gots ta belch sometime or y'all will 'splode.

I don't know about Sloppy Joes, but I imagine the first time Eilonwy has a carbonated drink, she will at least burp?

And just who do you plan to have on that leash?

Quick Somebody hide the leash.

Ei's getting kinky again...

Careful, Angel... Eilonwy and Ron both'll be after you, next. Remember who that leash was intended for...

Hey, I'm not that sick. I wasn't talking about Hannah. Some things not even I think are funny.

I know. Just pointing out that you were probably treading in very dangerous waters there, for a sec.

I'm pretty sure no one here is REALLY going to go there, even as a joke.

concrete_Angel wrote:I'm pretty sure no one here is REALLY going to go there, even as a joke.

I figured as much. Like I said, I just wanted to warn you that you might have been misunderstood, and if you were, you'd've ended up in deep trouble.

So I figured I'd say something, and make sure nothing came of it. ^_^

I'm sure this thread serves a useful purpose, so why don't we get back to that, huh?

Damn. I've been living here too long.