Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:23 pm
I know all sorts of things I keep to myself. 
Archeologist say Holy Grail is in Rome
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:28 pm
Yes, they're in a drawer down the hall.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:01 pm
All right, let me put it this way . . . do you guys know anything we don’t that could possibly blow up in our faces? I’ll thank you for telling us before it happens.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:05 pm
What's this thing you have with explosions today?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:05 pm
Uhhh.... unless you're all demolitions experts, for me, that's a hole with no bottom.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:09 pm
Ba-dum bum! 
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:24 pm
concrete_Angel wrote:What's this thing you have with explosions today?
I’m just a little confused about whether I’m pregnant or not. But it makes more sense if I’m not.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:33 pm
Explosions make more sense if you're not pregnant? Interesting.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:58 pm
Oops. Sorry. My senses tell me I am not pregnant. That’s what I meant by “it” making more sense.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:31 pm
Oh, I thought it was just pms.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:35 pm
This is the part where we all thank god that Bert is a guy. 
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:35 pm
I've known women who, while they're PMSing, will make you bleed from your crotch too.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:58 pm
Somebody is going to be in trouble for this. 
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:01 pm
I started wearing protection for a reason
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:06 pm
Protection from what or rather who Bert?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:12 pm
Nevermind that. But when certain women I know get moody I put the candy shop on speed dial and start wearing protection.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:10 am
*smacks Bert upside the head again*
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:38 pm
I'm gonna start wearing a freaking helmet at this rate.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:14 pm
Tinfoil lined?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:16 pm
Chafes too much.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:41 pm
So lube up first.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:26 pm
Non-stick cooking spray?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:35 pm
This conversation is so wrong.Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:40 pm
It's good for getting some humor in life. With what we deal with we need a bit of normality to stay at the sanity level we are at.
Michael T.
Michael T.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:48 pm
What sanity?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:50 pm
I specified the level we were at Bert, I never claimed to be sane my self.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:53 pm
I didn't realize that 0 was a number in this instance.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:56 pm
You have some sanity Bert, otherwise we would be calling you "The Mad Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight" not Bert.
Michael T.
Michael T.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:26 pm
True
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:03 pm
Just remember-duck and cover.