Natasha wrote::shock:

You cannot begin to imagine how I felt

Ok I want to hear this?

I spent a little time in Riga back in the day.

Anti-smuggling operations (vodka) with Goblin Universe participants, including actual goblins. Undercover. Way undercover.

"Oh look a midget elf...."

Ok that sounds very wrong.

You can say that again, as they say.

You should be asking what they put in the Vodka instead Ron.

Now see? I'm not the only one getting a little shit-faced around here!

You cannot begin to imagine how I felt

Well, thats what you get from drinking something made from fermented potatoes.

Ron Caliburn wrote:What the heck do they put in the water over there?

Well who knows?
The only time you hear Sasha complain about Petersburg is the water.
He brushes with bottled spring water from Italy. You almost have to.

Ron Caliburn wrote:Water of course.

:lol:

concrete_Angel wrote:Now see? I'm not the only one getting a little shit-faced around here!

Oh yea I never told the pissing an elevator story... probably shouldn't though. Someone would try to kill me.

OK, now I've GOTTA hear this one!

I mentioned it once already.

I was drunk. Really drunk. I woke up, still drunk. Still really drunk. I had to piss. I stumbled down the hallway, pressed the button, waited for the door to open, and let loose.

The unfortunate recipients of the golden showers were, well, people you don't want to piss off, and certainly not piss on.

That was way more delicate than the Bonnie Situation.

OMG!!!!!

That's no fun. You don't get the thrill of public humiliation when you do that.

I don't drink...

For one, it apparently interferes with the libido. >.> So that alone is good enough to keep me off the sauce.

For two, I've got a rampant family history of alcoholism. I've seen enough of what those looneys do when they're drunk to know I don't wanna be at all like that. (It's insane what at least one of my relatives will do for a drink...)

So between those two rather heavily influential details, I don't drink. :Þ

KT, it's cool. Not everyone HAS to drink for fun.
Ron, sorry but I'm glad you're all right now. But you've got better stuff to do than drink now anyway, right?

Exactly right.