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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:45 am
by dym
And let you beat me to death with the tv pilot?

You are a fucking idiot. ;)

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:49 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
I'll fight ya right now bitch. I only need one good leg to kick your sorry ass.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:01 pm
by Sasha
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:O_o

And I thought I was supposed to be the one on mentally debilitating pain medication.
Yea, sorry about getting there so late and ripping that IV out of your arm. You can thank Nurse Volkova - sort of, it's nebulous. She rang my mobile phone asking me to come over to her flat.

I immediately hauled ass over to your room. "Your flat, you say?"

"Yea, Nurse Bukina took over for me."

In the car, tires squealing, "Whose orders?"

"Yours."

I hung up and slammed the gas pedal through the floorboard.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 pm
by Natasha
I am going to be responsible for maddness or death of you all.

:cry:

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:13 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
It is not your fault Natasha. Its my fault for not taking the time to do sufficient recon of the area. And its Dym's fault for being such a huge prick and trying to make you all suffer.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:13 pm
by dym
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I'll fight ya right now bitch. I only need one good leg to kick your sorry ass.

I'm calling the shots. I say when and where.

If Aleksandr is not the one trying to kill you, who is?

Fidel is bed-ridden. Aleksandr wouldn't do it. Lyosha is, well, we will get to that soon enough. That leaves Natasha. Who else could forge orders from Aleksandr?

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:15 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Sasha, thanks for saving my ass. I can't wait to hear how it happened.

Dym, I'm not listening to you anymore. Keep talking bitch. We'll see who ends up calling the shots.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:17 pm
by dym
Natasha wrote:I am going to be responsible for maddness or death of you all.

:cry:
Give in. Put Natasha away. End the pain. End the suffering. You have that power.

Quit destroying lives around you. Look around. You are responsible for the death of your Romchik, you are responsible for Whackjob's necrophilia, you are responsible for Bert's leg, which, after it gets replaced, will match his arm. Was that your plan? You cannot save Nikolai.

And, chalk one more up on the death rolls. That's right, your Alexei is dead.

It is all because of you.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:19 pm
by dym
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Dym, I'm not listening to you anymore. Keep talking bitch. We'll see who ends up calling the shots.
Just get your head out of your ass and stop thinking with your dick. That whore is going to fuck you up.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:22 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
My leg isn't going anywhere. Its shattered not mangled.

You are not responsible for Holister's love of Cee.

And you are no more responsible for any of these hurtful things than I am responsible for the Franco Prussian War.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:34 pm
by Deathblaster
dym wrote:You are responsible for the death of your Romchik, you are responsible for Whackjob's necrophilia, you are responsible for Bert's leg.


lets not for get shes responsible fore the fall of Rome, for the rise in gas prices, for all the crime in NY, for the kidnaping of the lindenburg baby, for Earhart's disapearance, for the fihgting in Isreal, the asasinations of all are presidents, she was behind the iron curatin, the killing of Nessie, she masterminded the Bermuda Triangle, and all the deaths of the Hebrew babies when they were after Moses.

But lets not forget the most henious and vile crime ever perpetrated, the most foul, evil plain ever thought of...

Cabbage Patch Kids.

iTs okay Dimwit. Your second to this briliant mastermind we know as Natasha. Second place, first loser. Its okay. Image

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:43 pm
by dym
No such thing as Lindenburg baby.

Lindbergh baby is solved. It's Pa Caliburn. Who knew!

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:56 pm
by Deathblaster
dym wrote:No such thing as Lindenburg baby.

Lindbergh baby is solved. It's Pa Caliburn. Who knew!


Your just jealous she pulled that offf and you didnt. Image

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:44 pm
by Hannah
Hi Everyone,

I've been thinking.

Why is he so focused on keepin' Natasha as some damsel in distress and Kolya off the map?

The answer may be he doesn't want us ta figure out that Natsha and Kolya can beat him.

Hannah

PS: Just a thought.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:59 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
O_o

o_O

Hannah, I think you're the smartest of the lot of us.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:34 pm
by Ron Caliburn
I'd take credit for it, but I think it came from her mother's side.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:38 pm
by Shadowstalker
Hannah Nice catch there. :D
Deathblaster? Thank you, for showing just how full of bullshit Dym is. Good for you kid. :lol:

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:00 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Ron Caliburn wrote:I'd take credit for it, but I think it came from her mother's side.


Well, obviously.

:P :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:16 pm
by dym
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:O_o

o_O

Hannah, I think you're the smartest of the lot of us.
Sadly, I agree.

Hannah, stop thinking, it makes my dick itch.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:24 pm
by Shadowstalker
Dym you are an idiot and a glutton for punishment. You have been warned before by the good guys, and intrestingly enough by the Bad guys. :? But the basic up shot you try and hurt Hannah, you are going to be the one getting hurt.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:44 pm
by dym
You know how much I am drawn to traumatic childhoods and how they manifest later in life... I am not so interested in killing Hannah. I would have already, if that were the case. I am more interested in killing her robin though.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:56 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Odd. Here I thought she had a crush on me.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:59 pm
by dym
That's likely true.

Women are whores, Choo Choo.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:02 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
So that's what the problem is! You have issues with your mother!

Was she a slut?

I bet you were born as the result of a 5-way.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:12 pm
by dym
I don't know. She was killed, when I was young.

You speak as if a 5-way is a bad thing.

The Victionians aint dead yet, I guess.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:22 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Hmmm, tell me, does the phrase "On your knees bitch!" bring back fond memories of mommy?

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:44 pm
by dym
You ask me or Natasha that question?
Perhaps you are asking Hannah?

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:52 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
No, no, directed at you Smoke.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:07 pm
by dym
Just curious because it really could go either way.

And to answer your question, YES! It does :cry:

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:11 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Don't worry. We can hire you a new mommy by the hour.

Lessee... I'm thinking something in the $1 whore range should work.