I'm taking care of some threats that went unslain for too long because of my extended absence. I also signed up for a cooking class.

Cooking and demolitions do not mix well.

Unless you are using napalm.

A cooking class? Heh... *ahem* Alright, I'm not skeptical about going back again, next year. I was, until now.

Or white phosphorous.

August sounds much tastier all of a sudden.

Don't foget that Composition 4 makes a wonderfull cooking fuel, and that ANTH3 burns much too hot unless you are attempting to reduce something to slag, and it's constituent carbon chains.

U238 may give off enough heat in the proper quantaties, but the side effects of close proximity make it undesirable for such endeavors.

Ok Bert, I will fly down to AC and get Duke. Thanks for taking care of him. I won't be staying long, just grab Duke and split.

Kei Nakamura wrote:Don't foget that Composition 4 makes a wonderfull cooking fuel, and that ANTH3 burns much too hot unless you are attempting to reduce something to slag, and it's constituent carbon chains.

U238 may give off enough heat in the proper quantaties, but the side effects of close proximity make it undesirable for such endeavors.

Ok, so you can use your c4 to heat your food, but not potarg dating or radioactive elements?

Alright Ben. Let me know when to pick ya up at the airport.

C-4 is a God dammed explosive you idiot. Do you want to blow Bert to pieces while he's frying up some damn omlet.

What the hell ever happened to good old fashioned charcoal or hickory. Hell even propane or sterno ain't that bad. At wost I had to use a bottle of rubbing alcohol to cook some beans. But you guys are f*cking nuts!

Actually you can use C4 to cook food. It burns whens et on fire, it doesn't explode. Stick a little on the underside of your can of beans and light it up.

I'll stick to my applewood & hickory homemade charcoal if that's alright.

Sounds good to me. Just saying its not insta-death to cook with it.

Holister wrote:C-4 is a God dammed explosive you idiot. Do you want to blow Bert to pieces while he's frying up some damn omlet.

bzzzt.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Sounds good to me. Just saying its not insta-death to cook with it.

c4 has got to be one of the greatest compounds ever.

Except zinc oxide of course.

I was merely posting from a chemist's point of view, and meant that to be humorous. Oh well, I guess some things dont translate well from academia to english.

Actually you can use C4 to cook food. It burns whens et on fire, it doesn't explode. Stick a little on the underside of your can of beans and light it up.

Why am I not surprised that Bert would actually do something like that.

Kei Nakamura wrote:I was merely posting from a chemist's point of view, and meant that to be humorous. Oh well, I guess some things dont translate well from academia to english.

It was funny.

It's just that....I'm not.

I thought it was funny.

Come to thnk of it, I don't translate well into English.

What's up Pepsi?

Personally, I thought it was funny, too. Keep on crackin' those jokes, Kei, it's good for everyone to laugh.

I don't think I've introduced myself to you, by the way. The name's Zack Huntington. Nice to meet you. Hajimemashite? Doozo Yoroshiku. I think that's how it's said. I took a class several years back. That's pretty much all I know...

Speaking is not communicating.

Ah, yes... However, I was communicating through speaking. Or, at least, attempting to. I looked it up. I think that's right. If it's not, then Hajimemashite is "How are you?" and Doozo Yoroshiku is "Nice to meet you"....

Kolya, it's not polite to use someone's own signiture against them, don't you know? Pointing out someone's hypocrisy is... is... well, it's just plain rude.

I do believe the pot just called the tea kettle black.

The Oni just called the Daimyo cruel?

What do demons and lords have to do with a joke?

Koralth wrote:Ah, yes... However, I was communicating through speaking. Or, at least, attempting to. I looked it up. I think that's right. If it's not, then Hajimemashite is "How are you?" and Doozo Yoroshiku is "Nice to meet you"....

Kolya, it's not polite to use someone's own signiture against them, don't you know? Pointing out someone's hypocrisy is... is... well, it's just plain rude.

Yea sorry about that.

I tend to be that way... even without trying.

that was a joke, too. Kei, we comedians are a dying breed.

Calling someone on hypocrisy is ok. I have a feeling that what you said was a dry joke, too. C'mon, people, we're all a bunch of chuckleheads here. Let's act like it.

Comedy is pain.