Fair enough.

Although yesterday's barage was enough to make the wrong person hunt him down and drive a .50 through his chest while he sits on his porch petting his dog drinking a Black Rabbit.

Kolya wrote:
Although yesterday's barage was enough to make the wrong person hunt him down and drive a .50 through his chest while he sits on his porch petting his dog drinking a Black Rabbit.

Excuse me; you verbally bash poeple all the time, when some one does it back, you instantly play the wounded matyr. You got your appology, and I am still entitled to my opinion of you. If you don't like that, thats just too bad.
Deal with it.

Oh, you should also think twice before threatening people like that again. It just isn't polite.

Holister wrote:

Kolya wrote:
Although yesterday's barage was enough to make the wrong person hunt him down and drive a .50 through his chest while he sits on his porch petting his dog drinking a Black Rabbit.

Excuse me; you verbally bash poeple all the time, when some one does it back, you instantly play the wounded matyr. You got your appology, and I am still entitled to my opinion of you. If you don't like that, thats just too bad.
Deal with it.

Oh, you should also think twice before threatening people like that again. It just isn't polite.

It is not bashing, it is playing. I wrestle a lot, too. Does that mean I physically attack people, too? If you feel like I am bashing you, then ask me to stop. Do you remember when we would trade verbal jabs back and forth and have fun doing it? Do you? If those days are over, say so. I am not a mind reader. I am an adult. I can handle it.

I am not playing "wounded martyr". Where are you getting this from? Maybe you need to use simpler English with me? I have no idea what you are talking about. How I am playing either wounded or a martyr?

Like I said, you are not creative enough to insult me. I can take anything you got to dish out, trust me.

What you gave was not apology. That is ok, I do not care about apologies anyway. I never wanted an apology. I just wanted to know what I did to you. Glad we seem to have reached the bottom of the matter.

When did I threaten you?

Thank you. Just proving a point. Just forget all that crap I said. I didn't mean any of it anyway, just conducting an experiment on human behavior.

Didn't mean to focus on you specifically, but you were the best canidate; Ron has his jaw wired shut and all.

We're cool.

Maybe you can tell me all about it someday....

A Psych Major performed an experiment on her room mate. She was fairly average for a woman. He was a blue collar construction worker and of typical height and build for the general profession.

The experiment entailed her giving him negative stimuli at every opportunity.

After several months the man snapped and beat her within an inch of her life with an axe handle. She suffered severe brain damage and is lucky to not be a complete vegetable.

Let that be a lesson that some experiments just shouldn't be run.

Exactly my point Natasha

Reminds me of a certain Russian psychologist. He really fucked some people up.

Yes, the damage is already done, but he will not hurt anyone ever again.

Would you guys want to clue the rest of us in?

There was a girl who thought she was a lesbian, possibly a man trapped in a woman's body. She was very confused as regarding her identy.

She was so extremely miserable.

This psychologist prescribed pregnancy for her.

Get pregnant and have a baby. Your womanly and maternal instincts will come to the surface, he explained.

She did and they didn't.

So where do I find this quack and how do I make him hurt?

He died in 1997.

So, what, we need to ressurect him?

It may be too late for that. I am not an expert in resurrection, but I am pretty sure he is long too dead for that.

As unfortunate as that may be.

Heh. "Welcome back to the land of the living. You won't be staying long."

Sounds alright to me.

Yup.

Arrgh.

Listen kolya I'm sorry about this, really I am. But I needed unrestrained and completely honest reactions from you.

You were by far the best canidate out of four pssible options.

Ron; but he would have caught on.

Myself; which would have been a mute point.

and Josh, well Gabe, but I am not suicidal.

You had all the personality traits I was looking for;
a type A with social abrasive characteristics.

You performed admirably, even after the curve balls.

I am so sorry about this though, I did not any thing that was said. I just needed to rile you up and watch. I needed to see something for myself. And you surprised me.

Your men are lucky to have you but you desrve better. A man like you should be of much higher rank with greater responsibilities. Either that or start your own agency.

On the opposite end of that scale, you could always become a criminal kingpin ruling your subordinates with fear and aggresion. You would be a force to be reckoned with, maybe even take over a small third world nation.

So I am glad you are on own side.

Again, I am sorry for the psychologiacal subterfuge.

I will even let you take a swing next time you see me.

I appreciate the explanation and good words.

Glad to be on the winning team, too.

It will not be necessary to swing. But you can pick up my tab.

If I had to choose between getting hit or picking up Kolya's bar bill I'd take the hit

Watch Kolya bring that up the next time we have some get together.

Drinks are on Holister!

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:If I had to choose between getting hit or picking up Kolya's bar bill I'd take the hit

Cheapskate

Hell, I should just let him shoot me.

Next time I head shrink Bert, at least he'll just blow me up in a blaze of glory.