Shang point of intrest Itchy the Squirrel is a Girl. So you may want to call her Miss?

My apologies Ms. Squirrel, I truly meant no insult.

Way to go Hit Squirrel! Can you operate in Big Cities or just in Nature?

Bert you may want to explain your comment about, you have no intrest in Squirrels? I think somebody took it to literaly?

I already did (or tried to).

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Way to go Hit Squirrel! Can you operate in Big Cities or just in Nature?

She can operate just about anywhere with amazing effectiveness.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I already did (or tried to).

Yea, but we know the truth

Hit Squirrel wrote:I'M BACK!

Boy that was fun. I assassinated an evil dog monster in a cave in Mexico because mr koyla bear wanted it dead. So I assassinated it Hit Squirrel style. I did a good job. It wasn't easy. Do I I do good? When do I get paid? It was mean and scary. So I shot it twice with my leech seeds to weaken it. It went (HOWL!) then fell to the ground. Thats when I shot it with a sunflower seed and blinded it with a big flash of light like this (FLASH). Then when it couldn't see me and still weak I used my shiney amulet tokill it and send it away like this (POOF!). I did not like that doggie monster. But it was a bad monster. So I had to assassinate it. Do you think it was a good monster. It wasn't. It was going to attack some people. I like people too, not just animals. So I jumped into action. I did very good. It was scary looking. It looked like a wolf man, but ot quite the same. It didn't have the same legs and had a more human looking body.
Did you want a trophy mr kolya bear? I assaasinated it too quickly. I should have itten off a ear or hand or its whole head. I could have went (BITE BIT BITE) and taken its head off. Did I do good mr kola bear? I hope I did good. This was my first real big job and I wanted to do oh so good. I liked being able to help. Can I help someone else. You can send the peanuts to my PO Box in Highland Park. I will send you the details mr kolya bear. Say hi to Natasha and Boris for me. They hunt "Moose & Squirrel" hehe, but not me. Im not the same squirrel but I fly just like Rocky does. Just like this (SWOOSH). Can you fly? The bad doggie monster in Mexico is assassinated. Who can I help next?

Good work. The peanuts are en route now. I will be in touch with you.

Never too quick to take down a monster/demon.

I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact you actually hired a talking magical squirrel to kill a demon, and that it actually worked?

Ok, now Im just befuddled.

I know what you mean.

Is Ms. Squirrel like a Full Throttle on Crack? What an energy level... Well shite then, I wonder how many roasted peanuts it would take to talk HS into donating blood... For scientific useage of course. I'd hate to see a vampire get their fangs on that little squirrel... And the results there after...

vampiric squirrels on crack.. ouch.

Kolya wrote:vampiric squirrels on crack.. ouch.

Agreed, they bite.

Oh jeez, now the squirrel will see that... Hopefully no ideas will come about though. She did say monsters are something most hated by her. I have an upset stomach just from the thought... Well I guess if worse ever came to ungodly worse, we could make tiny stakes...

Tootpicks would do the trick.

You guys are going to worry her you know that right?

Yea, last thing I need is a sunflower seed to center mass!

Silly humans. Squirrels aren't vampires. Bats are vampires. Are you saying I'm a bat? I do fly. I'm not a bat though. I have my magic amulet that lets me fly. See (Swoosh) like that. I like flying. Do you like flying? Hi mr koyla bear. I like mr kolya bear. He gave me my very first real job as The Hit Squirrel. I really like him. Does he live in a cave? Bears live in caves. He must live in a cave. I wanna go see him. Bears like fish. I need to find a fish. Where can I get a fish? I'll get him one from the pond. But they're too small. Aw well. Hi!!!!!

And the strangeness goes on. Should we send Hit Squirrel to back up Holister maybe?

I still am not convinced that the attention span is long enough for such an operation.

But I am impressed to say the least.

Hit Squirrel, I do not live in a cave, but I do love fish.

Check your PM.

No, didn't think you were a bat or anything more than...strange... Hit Squirrel. <edited due to Squirrel strangeness> ... I might actually have a job for you if you want though, strange little squirrel.

HI!

Im so tired. I had to rescue Whiskers and Huggles from some bad men with hoods. They tried to hurt my friends. Sure Huggles is a chipmunk and Whiskers is a rat but they are still my friends. AND NOBODY HURTS MY FRIENDS! Bert is my friend. I like Bert. He's not really a turtle though. He wears a shell like a turtle. Maybe he's a half turtle? I like him anyway. I thought he didn't like me then I asked him and he said he did like me in a pluto tonic way. I think he's silly for a human. I had to rescue my friends from the bad men. So I followed the bad men to a small shack near the train place. I don't like trains. I think theyre noisy and smell bad. Do you like trains? I found them tied up and in a cage. What did the bad men want with them? I heard one bad man say he was going to kill them in some magic ritual thingee. I had to stop them. So I used my magic amulet and poofed inside like this (POOF!) and rescued them.
But they weren't the real sacrafice. They had a nice lady in the back room. My work is never done. I let my friends go and I poofed into the back room. I saw them about to hurt the nice lady so I shot the bad man with my trusty seed rifle. I used my sunflower seed firt to blind them all. There were THREE of them. Thats alot. Do you think it was alot? Thats when I had to act fast and chew through the lady's ropes and free her. Just as she was about to be free the one bad man began to come at us. So I shot him with a sleep seed and he fell asleep. The other two bad men I had to shoot with joy seeds to make them not bad men any more. They started dancing and singing and were happy. So I rescued the nice lady and got her home safe. I told her I was a figment of her traumatized imagination. Did I do the right thing? I don't think she would believe me if I told her I was a magical talking squirrel. SO thats when I called the human police and they arrested the bad men for wanting to hurt that nice lady. Huggles and Whiskers are safe too. Silly rat and chipmunk. They are always getting into trouble. Well I got to go to sleep now. I have lots of monster assassinating to do. I will help anyone else who needs my help. Do you need my help Bert. I like Bert. I like KonThaak too. They are nice humans. Did you know that KonThaak is not really a dwarf either. He drives a big brown truck for ups. Better than downs I think? Well Bye Bye.

Sorry to hear about your friends and that nice lady being subject to such a conflict. You did the right thing in my book, although every author here might have a different opinion. And as I stated before, I am looking for a small sample of your blood. And no, it has nothing to do with vampires.

I don't know? You seem like a nice lady Cyndy. Are you sure your not a vampire? I don't like vampires. They bite you.
But Celeste is a nice vampire?
Im so confussed. I should go talk to her. Maybe she really is a nice vampire. But if she is a bad vampire I will have to assassinate her. But she sounds nice. I hope she's nice This way I can make another friend. Is she your friend Cyndy? Well I gotta go for now. Bye Bye.

I thought she was sucking on animals now?

Maybe she'll be your sidekick Hit Squirrel.

Hey I just came back frim killing about ahundred demons. give me a break.

Constructive huh? Whatm like making a plan to steak you?

Deathblaster wrote:Hey I just came back frim killing about ahundred demons. give me a break.

Constructive huh? Whatm like making a plan to steak you?

Mr. Deathblaster don't get that arguement started again, please we don't need Mr. Holister And Mr. turtle screaming at you as well.

Hey THEIR he ones who have to be so anal about a dead lady.

Im not gonna loose it, Im just gonna take a deep breath and count like Cee does...

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