• The Truth About Werewolves.....observations by Ben Holister

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:01 pm**

I . . . beg your pardon? I don’t think my account’s been hacked, as I’ve just been catching up . . .

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:08 pm**

Hi Kelly,

Were those fellas born were-beasts or were they infected? Do you think that affected the way they acted?

Hannah

PS: Don't let my Dad upset you and Ben too much. He isn't as flexible about a lot of things as most people. If he thought too long and hard about the things he has to take on being human like it might make him hesitate at the wrong moment. I heard him say that if he wasn't so distracted when he and Celeste fought Khavik in the burned out church he might not have been able to take out Khavik.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:15 pm**

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:I . . . beg your pardon? I don’t think my account’s been hacked, as I’ve just been catching up . . .

There's two witnesses. Doesn't that pretty much constitute proof here on these forums?

Or perhaps it was Not-Miss Solstice?

I know that's what I would do, if I wanted to fuck with Mr. Caliburn and could look like anyone.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:23 pm**

Oh god no...please for the love of god do not go bringing that douchebag up again. That bite off mirror image is long dead, so lets leave his name in the grave where it belongs.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:26 pm**

Hi Nemmy,

I don't think Not Dad knows much about computers - he doesn't seem to do anything with them. My Grandfather actually hated computers, blamed them for mankind going soft and letting the undesirables slip through. I don't know if his is why Not Dad doesn't use them or if there's something else.

Hannah

PS: I like your new nickname.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:28 pm**

Hannah wrote:Hi Nemmy,

I don't think Not Dad knows much about computers - he doesn't seem to do anything with them. My Grandfather actually hated computers, blamed them for mankind going soft and letting the undesirables slip through. I don't know if his is why Not Dad doesn't use them or if there's something else.

Hannah

PS: I like your new nickname.

*Sigh*

A killer for hire just can't get no respect no more.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:28 pm**

Hannah wrote:Hi Kelly,

Were those fellas born were-beasts or were they infected? Do you think that affected the way they acted?

Hannah

PS: Don't let my Dad upset you and Ben too much. He isn't as flexible about a lot of things as most people. If he thought too long and hard about the things he has to take on being human like it might make him hesitate at the wrong moment. I heard him say that if he wasn't so distracted when he and Celeste fought Khavik in the burned out church he might not have been able to take out Khavik.

Hey there darlin'. Long time no hear. I thought that ol' Ronny Boy may have sent you to missionary school or somethin'. Good to see ya' still around.

Nemmy....thats a good nickname in deed. :mrgreen:

By the way lil' lamb, ya' any good at baby sittin'? Molly and Sam could use a lookin' after next month when me and Kelly go to Ireland.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:42 pm**

Hey Ben,

I haven't taken care of kids since back at the compound - but there I used to keep a good dozen of them from killing each other so I think I can probably take care of 'em.

Hannah

PS: I hate to ask, but is Sam housebroken?

PPS: No Dad didn't ship me off nowhere. He's gotten really good about keeping me close to the house since Wie moved out.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:52 pm**

Hannah wrote:Hey Ben,

I haven't taken care of kids since back at the compound - but there I used to keep a good dozen of them from killing each other so I think I can probably take care of 'em.

Hannah

PS: I hate to ask, but is Sam housebroken?

All you need is a rolled up news paper if he's not. Or perhaps some on the floor.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:57 pm**

Hannah wrote:PS: I hate to ask, but is Sam housebroken?

Hi there kiddo. How are you? Our lil' Samantha wears diapers darling, except when she is running around outside after dark. Oh, and she is teething so she may try and nip.

Wait...Ireland. IRELAND!!!! What is that man up to now?

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:18 pm**

Dang it. That was suppose to be a suprise honey. Who told you?

Crap...I did mention that whole trip to Ireland thing didn't I?

Ok, I'm officially an idgit.

But yes....since we never had an official "honeymoon" of sorts and I know ya' family comes from Ireland, I figured we'ld take a trip for a week.

But I think we may need a another babysitter; I don't think Ronny Boy was too keen on Hanah watchin' our kids for some reason.

Well we can just leave them with Carter then.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:21 pm**

You'll like Ireland.

I was there on a business trip last year. Beautiful country.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:27 pm**

Yep, her grandfolks come for Kildare, I think thats the name of the place.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:28 pm**

Is she a red head as well?

Just asking cause if there's one thing I like about Ireland it's a red head with a lilting accent.

Aye.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:32 pm**

Of course she's a red head. My one true weakness when it comes to the fairer sex; red heads. Well that that and,.......you don't need to know the rest of that statement.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:34 pm**

Holister wrote:Of course she's a red head. My one true weakness when it comes to the fairer sex; red heads. Well that that and,.......you don't need to know the rest of that statement.

All good information, Mr. Holister.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:35 pm**

Thanks NEMMY :wink:

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:36 pm**

Holister wrote:Thanks NEMMY

Okay, that's it. This is WAR!

And by war, I have to find some way to bring your cred down a notch or three.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:37 pm**

Apparently he's also partial to them not being human.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:46 pm**

Ron Caliburn wrote:Apparently he's also partial to them not being human.

That's just mean, Mr. Caliburn. Accurate but mean. :lol:

Perhaps he just favors certain sexual positions and activities.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:48 pm**

Pulse optional.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:50 pm**

skeptic wrote:Pulse optional.

Hmmm?

You wouldn't be referring to Mr. Caliburn now, would you?

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:54 pm**

For Holister, a pulse is optional in his choice of females.

Necrophilia isn't a joke but there's nothing I can do for him.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:57 pm**

skeptic wrote:For Holister, a pulse is optional in his choice of females.

Necrophilia isn't a joke but there's nothing I can do for him.

I see, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:00 pm**

That's what I do.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:03 pm**

Just out of curiousity (and a desire to hold one over on Mr. Hollister), how is you came by this information?

Obviously you're not bound by doctor-patient confidentiality in this instance.

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:17 pm**

Now what is this all about boys? What did my Benji do now?

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:41 pm**

Apparently this is some sort of dark secret or something.
You know, it seems vaguely familar. Like I read it in the archives or something.
Whoah! Wait.

HOLD THE PRESSES!

You call him BENJI?

:lol:

I so win!

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:03 am**

Nemesis wrote:Just out of curiousity (and a desire to hold one over on Mr. Hollister), how is you came by this information?

Obviously you're not bound by doctor-patient confidentiality in this instance.

I gave you the Reader's Digest version.
Read up on Holister and Celeste Darken for the full scoop.

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:29 am**

Thanks, Mr. Skeptic.

I have.

But I think I have all I need on Mr. BENJI that I need.

Thank you.

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