Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:52 am
Unlike the Highlander, ther can be more than one, "Master of Understatement." 
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:55 am
So you're trying to share the title?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:01 am
With as many as want to claim it, or deserve it. 
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:28 am
Any idea what happened to the hardware he swallowed?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:10 pm
Watch, he can just spit it back up and use it on someone fully loaded.
(I think Houdini tried that once, unsuccessfully)
(I think Houdini tried that once, unsuccessfully)
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:24 pm
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:50 pm
Yeah, it walked out the door with him.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:18 pm
So is he like a walking bottomless pit or what?
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:07 pm
Don't ever take this guy to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:34 pm
In all fairness, I did pay for the weapons, and I will not use them against members of the Society.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:03 pm
Actually, now I WANT to see what you would do at an all you can eat buffet.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:22 pm
Why do you swallow?
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:39 pm
I think I know, but I think he wants to keep his secrets...
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:07 pm
A living bag of holding.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:09 pm
Don't bags always hold stuff?
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:10 pm
The magical variety that defy the rules of volume and space.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:50 pm
Yes he did pay for them, he also ran the letter of the law (background checks, etc) on the other customers.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:33 pm
At least he's considerate and law-abiding. If only all strange guys who swallow guns did that.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:16 am
I'm still weirded about by this.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:49 am
Me, too.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:35 am
That's pretty cool.
I bet he could make lots of money at frat parties.
I bet he could make lots of money at frat parties.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:28 am
Phi Sig forever 
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:41 am
to-GA, to-GA, to-GA!
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:46 pm
That's "toga" (for Natasha). I'll explain next time I see you 
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:20 pm
Kolya wrote:I'm still weirded about by this.
and it wasn't your shop.
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:17 am
I've heard of sword-swallowers, but rifle swallowers? Thats fucking rediculous!? (Great party trick, though!... Got enough Iron in your system now?)
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:24 am
If he tried claiming they were vitamin supplements, I'll laugh my ass off!