• Roll Call

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:40 pm**

Demolition is fun, but can only be as fun as the goals set for such a practice. Explosions are entertaining, but what could be better than being able to be the explosion and live to tell about it?

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:45 pm**

"To crush your enemies; to see them driven before you. and to hear the lamentation of the women."-Conan

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:47 pm**

Bert what the heck are you going on about?

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:54 pm**

Cyanide wrote:...but what could be better than being able to be the explosion and live to tell about it?

He asked

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:58 pm**

Do'H!!( goes away shaking his head.)

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:05 pm**

Conan.. heh, Grace Jones is the toughest man I ever seen.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:05 pm**

Ah crap. I've been marked by the words of Conan now :shock:

Well I suppose it is a good quote though... *gets the steel wool and diesel still*

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:06 pm**

You think that's going to help?

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:47 pm**

*hands Cyanide a 9 volt battery* That should light the wool just fine. Just make sure to get the hell back real quick.

And yes, Sakura's panhandle as Cyanide was referring to. Happens to be mine too. BTW, Cyanide, have you contacted the River City Psychics?

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:45 pm**

I haven't had much of a chance outside of when I'm sleeping and even then, with the way I am known in the astral "sector" that I frequent; you know that I tend to get caught up in other ...dealings... I will contact them as soon as I can though, unless you get there first which I feel that you have.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:51 am**

Hi Everybody,

My Pa says this is the spot where new folks ta this Society traditionaly post their first message, so I thought it was a great spot ta put mine.

So, my name is Hannah, I know it tells ya that when I post, but I feel it's polite ta introduce yourself rather than ta let the computer do it for ya.

Not much ta tell about me. I'm about 14, I've lived my life on a compound until my Pa came and rescued me. He had a lot of help from y'all and I'm ever so greatful to y'all.

I wish Ma could have come with me, but she has ta stay put 'cause she's married ta the guy I thought was my Pa.

Anyway, thanks again ta all of those who helped rescue me and I hope ta meet the rest of y'all really soon.

Hannah.

PS: Which one of y'all's the squirrel?

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:13 pm**

Nice to see you posting here, Hannah. ^_^ Glad to see you could join us.

Hit Squirrel's around; give her time. I'm sure she'll say hi.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:50 pm**

Heyas Kiddo! I'm glad you decided to join us here.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:38 pm**

Your manners are impeccable, young lady. Welcome. I do hope that a "graven image" of the fat laughing man would not be found offensive by the two of you. (It is a traditional gift to a new familly where I am from, If it is innapropriate in your case I shall have to find something else that is not.)

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:27 pm**

Shang Li wrote:Your manners are impeccable, young lady. Welcome. I do hope that a "graven image" of the fat laughing man would not be found offensive by the two of you. (It is a traditional gift to a new familly where I am from, If it is innapropriate in your case I shall have to find something else that is not.)

Hello again Shang Li,

I asked my Pa what you were talkin' about and he directed me to this really neat website with all sorts of information on it. He tells me that when I start learnin' stuff for myself I could go on and add to it.

So on the site I found out about the Buddha. He's kinda cute, do you know that? Anyway, so I'm reading about how it's a symbol for good luck and prosperity. How can I get offended by someone givin' me that?

Thank ya for your wonderful gift Shang Li, and when I get the chance I'll send you something too.

Hannah

PS: Why is he so fat?

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:32 pm**

Hannah wrote:PS: Why is he so fat?

Yeah? What does he put in that rice?

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:34 pm**

Ms. Hannah, you have already given me gifts worth far more than I can every repay, like Ms. Molly, you gave given me a smile on my face and a reminder of why I follow this path, instead of simply moving on in peace. Any service I may be able to provide would be but trifles in comparison, even were I to bring you all the treasures of an emperor's court.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:55 pm**

Shang Li wrote:Ms. Hannah, you have already given me gifts worth far more than I can every repay, like Ms. Molly, you gave given me a smile on my face and a reminder of why I follow this path, instead of simply moving on in peace. Any service I may be able to provide would be but trifles in comparison, even were I to bring you all the treasures of an emperor's court.

Wow. I ain't hardly done a thing for any of y'all and you act like the Good Lord sent a daughter this time. My Pa may be a good man, but he is a man, I assure y'all.

Thank y'all so much.

I'm still goin' ta pay ya back when I can.

Hannah

PS: You didn't tell me what made him so fat.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:07 pm**

It is just that I so rarely have anything to smile about young one. The value of a thing is often based upon it's rarity.

I do not belive that Mr. Caliburn is more than a man, I just consider a smile to be of that great a value.

"Wealth is not measured in gold, or jewels. Let us say, rather, that true riches are measured in those things that cannot be bought, friendship, happiness, and love" I wish I could claim those words, but they are not mine, I merely share what I was given.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:08 pm**

What good are the words of wise men if no one shares them?

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:15 pm**

So many poets.

Hannah

PS: Glad I made ya smile . . . but I still mean ta pay ya back!

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:51 pm**

Yep,

Hannah, you are never gonna find a better bunch of "uncles" than here. And I think that everyone will agree with me on that.

So if ya' need anything, don't be affraid to ask.

PS: You like ponnies right?

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:37 pm**

You guys better not start spoiling my daughter already. I've had her less than a week.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:39 pm**

Ok, ok, we'll give you a month before she gets spoiled rotten :lol:

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:42 pm**

That's better. I want a comfortable lead before I have ta start competing for her love and affection.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:44 pm**

I don't think that competing for her love and affection is a worry you'll have to face.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:46 pm**

Yes I like ponies, and horses and cows and ducks and goats and sheep and all the other critters we had on the farm.

Unfortunately I don't know if I'll be able to have so many critters now, I don't think we're gonna be livin' on a farm.

Hannah

PS: Ain't no competition . . . but I am not gonna discourage anybody from bein' generous . . . especially ta me.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:48 pm**

So, have you met Mr. Fluffers yet Hannah? And something tells me you and Hit Squirrel would hit it off nicely.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:00 pm**

Hi Bert,

Yeah, I met Mr. Fluffers. I like him. He likes me.

Hannah

PS: I don't know if he'll like me that much longer. I've decided he needs a bath.

Posted: **Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:02 pm**

Hahaha! About time the mangy old cat got a bath. You might want to wear some kevlar arm guards :lol: