• One Hunter Down

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:44 am**

"Its duck season...no its rabbit season; no duck season, no rabbit season.....DUCK SEASON! RABBIT SEASON! DUCK SEASON!! RABBBIT SEASON!! RABBIT SEASON!!! DUCK SEASON!!! FIRE!!!! ((BLAMM))

You're dispicable!"

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:46 am**

"Be vewy vewy qwiet!" :lol:

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:45 am**

Oh Fudd.

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:03 am**

Checkmate.

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:54 pm**

Gabriel wrote:Checkmate.

IS that suppose to mean something wanna be demon? Remember these people are the ones that would have no problem in putting you down for good. They would have no problem using you as a guinea pig to determine better methods on killing beings such as yourself. I have an offer for you that you shouldnt refuse. Contact me. You know how.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:14 am**

Windner:

I was overconfident. The mouse is using some method or other to lead us astray, into a domain, which I have destroyed. I am not certain whether he purchased this domain or if he made it especially to annoy me, but it is of no consequence.

He is confident that I will not find him, or at least that I will not be capable of defeating him. I grow more certain that he is either a Lord or a Mage of the astral plane, one with notable skill. Regardless, it still means he is human; he will fall.

24 hours. Regardless of whether he lives or not at the end of that timeframe, I shall return to you then, and we shall continue with the plan.
-Gabriel

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:16 am**

...I know not who intercepted that message, nor how you had it posted in my name. Whoever you are, know that you have crossed myself and my employer, and you shall not live to learn why this was a mistake.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:19 am**

Some of us have no real problem with Gabe other than his recent choice of Allies. Admitedly that is a major problem considering, but I for one hope he rethinks a few things, and tells Winder to go Frag himself sideways. :twisted:

Oh Malakai you are in deeper trouble than you know.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:15 am**

So is this Mai-Tai guy a real threat or some joker in a cloak spouting Harry Potter from his parents town home cellar?

Seriously...Malakai...what the Hell is it with all the weirdos taking names from Amish Quarterly. Good lord, whats next. Before you know it they'll be taking names from Duneons & Dragons, or worse RIFTS. Now there are some wack jobs if I ever saw them.

Gamers....just creepy!

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:19 am**

Too true!

Watch your mouth, though; It might get ugly if they start popping pimples at you.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:57 am**

Hahaha.....I can just see Melakite their going. "I'm squishing your head, I'm squishing your head."

So how long has this quaker oats reject being plaguing this place? I thought this place had standards? But I guess if they let miscreants like Goticfox, Deathblaster, and Dym in, they are gonna have to let this blue bus season pass holder in to.

But I guess we can all use a good laugh.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:31 am**

I'd be careful about gamers. I once tried telling a group of them in school that I thought the Ewoks were cute, and they nearly fan me out of the cafeteria! And those Amish are pretty brutal too. Why else do they all haqve pitchforks? :lol:

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:25 pm**

To clean horse stalls and pitch hay.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:26 pm**

Exactly! Shoveling shit makes a man mean! :lol:

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:01 pm**

concrete_Angel wrote:Exactly! Shoveling shit makes a man mean!

So that's why all the politicians are grumpy.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:36 pm**

Damn you Gabriel!!! Because of your failed attempt, Pendragon escaped. Now he could be anywhere on the astral plane! Do you fucking realize the bounty you could have gained by bringing him alive. You will pay for this demon!

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:52 pm**

Neither of us got what we wanted. Fuck off.

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:41 am**

Gabriel wrote:Neither of us got what we wanted. Fuck off.

I recommend you watch the druid half of yourself. He is not long for this world.

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:01 am**

Now learn how to play nice children or we'll have to put you in time out.

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:34 am**

Why must nuts always come in pairs?

So who's the foul mouthed soulless wonderboy anyway? Sounds like he and Masterkey don't play well with others.

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:15 am**

Malakai wrote:I recommend you watch the druid half of yourself. He is not long for this world.

I don't need him to watch me. Just an FYI, I don't frighten easily. I'm more frightened of accidentally running over a kid on the job than I am of being hurt by you or Windner.

I don't need Gabriel to watch out for me... That's not an insult to him; he's more capable than I am, to be sure, but I am plenty capable of defending myself and my family.

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:16 am**

Cameron Thorne wrote:Why must nuts always come in pairs?

So who's the foul mouthed soulless wonderboy anyway? Sounds like he and Masterkey don't play well with others.

He's not soulless... At least, not anymore. His name's Gabriel... At this point in time, that's about all I know for certain of him.

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:21 am**

Josh, you'd best take care of yourself. Your presence is specifically required on All Hallow's Eve.

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:35 pm**

Good work Gabriel, allow me to buy you a congratulatory beer sometime. Anyone have a way of guiding Pendragon home? I can have more conventional travel arrangements made, but the astral plane is a bit beyond my travel agencies reach.

BTW, Gabriel, do you know what condition Pendragon was in when he escaped?

Posted: **Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:13 am**

So Gabby is a bad guy, Malificent is a bad guy. I am assuming this Windmere is a bad guy. I am thinking cluster charge with a quarter mile range.

That or teleportation gone horribly wrong, spreading their mind, body, and soul across a dozen different dimensiona planes rendering them to a stae less than that of ghosts. I did that once to someone. They didn't die, yet.

Listen, once I take care of this Mad Bomber, I can help you people deal with these jokers. How hard could it be. They are namedafter the Amish National Guard for Heaven's sake.

Posted: **Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:19 am**

The Amish National Guard!! :lol:

I'd love to see their recruiting campaigns!

Posted: **Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:15 am**

Yes sir, The Amish Nation Gaurd; where you can strip down an assault rifle and errect a barn both in 10 minutes.

Posted: **Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:37 am**

"In the Amish NAT-ional Guard, we shun!"

How's that for a jingle?

Posted: **Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:44 am**

The Amish National Gaurd; The Few, The Proud, The Electrically Challenged!

Posted: **Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:48 am**

You people are fucking PIGS!!! Here these people are, living out what they believe to be right, doing their damnedest to live up to their morals and beliefs, and ALL YOU CAN FUCKING DO IS POKE FUN!!!

Do you spit in their direction when they're not looking, too? Are you the ones who make fun of them because do their damnedest to live alongside their God? Or do you just mock them because you wouldn't last five minutes in their lifestyle?