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Vampires.
How many of you out there believe in vampires?
If you don't you should, I have in fact met a few vampires. My ex girlfriend became one of the unholy blood suckers! I know this might sound crazy to alot of people but I swear it's true.
She and a friend became hooked into LARPing, now I have no problem with role-playing games, but this went to far. At first it started with the black clothes, and makeup, normal gothic stuff right? Now it became really odd when she wouldn't come out durning the day and and moved out with of our apartment and didn't take any of her stuff.
One day after a month or so of her being gone I was walking to the mini mart to buy some beer and ran into her and a few of her "friends". Anyways, it was raining that night and I noticed that they were using very large umbrellas to keep the rain off them. I found this very odd, no one uses umbrellas in the Northwest at all.
She walked up to asking if I wanted to play with her "gaming group" to which I said no and grabbed her by the wrist and tried to take her home. Well that was a wrong move, it knocked her umbrella from her hand and when the rain hit her she let out this scream and I swear her skin started to burn! She quickly grabbed her umbrella up and ran behind her group of friends. They all started to hiss at me, and showed fangs. I didn't know what to do at that time so I ran and they followed. I ran across the street right in front of a city bus which almost hit me. When I turned around they were gone, it could of been the fact that the bus splashed through this huge puddle which sprayed water every on both sides of the street.
I never heard from her again.
So anyone one else ever met a vampire?
If you don't you should, I have in fact met a few vampires. My ex girlfriend became one of the unholy blood suckers! I know this might sound crazy to alot of people but I swear it's true.
She and a friend became hooked into LARPing, now I have no problem with role-playing games, but this went to far. At first it started with the black clothes, and makeup, normal gothic stuff right? Now it became really odd when she wouldn't come out durning the day and and moved out with of our apartment and didn't take any of her stuff.
One day after a month or so of her being gone I was walking to the mini mart to buy some beer and ran into her and a few of her "friends". Anyways, it was raining that night and I noticed that they were using very large umbrellas to keep the rain off them. I found this very odd, no one uses umbrellas in the Northwest at all.
She walked up to asking if I wanted to play with her "gaming group" to which I said no and grabbed her by the wrist and tried to take her home. Well that was a wrong move, it knocked her umbrella from her hand and when the rain hit her she let out this scream and I swear her skin started to burn! She quickly grabbed her umbrella up and ran behind her group of friends. They all started to hiss at me, and showed fangs. I didn't know what to do at that time so I ran and they followed. I ran across the street right in front of a city bus which almost hit me. When I turned around they were gone, it could of been the fact that the bus splashed through this huge puddle which sprayed water every on both sides of the street.
I never heard from her again.
So anyone one else ever met a vampire?
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To be honest I don't know much about Vampires except for the fact that wood in the heart puts them down, and to kill them you need to cut off the head and burn it.
I'm sure there is a lot of lore behind Vampires, and their abillities are quite complex and varied, but it's not my area of expertise. One thing I am sure about though is that "White Wolf" and "Anne Rice" have got it all wrong. The few I've met were ugly, deformed, "Noferastu" types that seemed about as intelligent as a rabid pit-bull.
Your girlfriend could just be playing with you. Nothing (including the 'burnng') is beyond the abillity of simple halloween shop F/X.
I'm sure there is a lot of lore behind Vampires, and their abillities are quite complex and varied, but it's not my area of expertise. One thing I am sure about though is that "White Wolf" and "Anne Rice" have got it all wrong. The few I've met were ugly, deformed, "Noferastu" types that seemed about as intelligent as a rabid pit-bull.
Your girlfriend could just be playing with you. Nothing (including the 'burnng') is beyond the abillity of simple halloween shop F/X.
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The gaming geeks who want to be vampires never get to be vampires, the undead don't want the advertising that those loudmouthed Denny's haunting rvenants would bring. But they will sure as hell take advantage of one and use them to pull in some tasty snacks. there used to be a bunch of those folks here in New Orleans, but they all started disapearing one by one. Kinda ironic, ain't it?
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Silhouette wrote:To be honest I don't know much about Vampires except for the fact that wood in the heart puts them down, and to kill them you need to cut off the head and burn it.
I'm sure there is a lot of lore behind Vampires, and their abillities are quite complex and varied, but it's not my area of expertise. One thing I am sure about though is that "White Wolf" and "Anne Rice" have got it all wrong. The few I've met were ugly, deformed, "Noferastu" types that seemed about as intelligent as a rabid pit-bull.
Your girlfriend could just be playing with you. Nothing (including the 'burnng') is beyond the abillity of simple halloween shop F/X.
You are right, she could of been playing with me. Scared the hell out of me though.
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Ron Caliburn wrote:i tell ya, those Role Playing Games were the best deal the demons ever stumbled on. Provided a whole generation of explanations for wierd behavoir.
That may be, at least for the establishment, but they also have created thousands of people whose minds are more open to our particular cause.
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Lightning Plant wrote:That may be, at least for the establishment, but they also have created thousands of people whose minds are more open to our particular cause.
Yeah, but they are dangerously unskilled - or rather wrong skilled. They lack a fundamental understanding of how to deal with Real creatures.
I knew one who tried to attack a Hell Hound with a +8 Mace of Slaying - a toilet brush. It wasn't pretty when he woke up to the reality.
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Ron Caliburn wrote:Yeah, but they are dangerously unskilled - or rather wrong skilled. They lack a fundamental understanding of how to deal with Real creatures.
I knew one who tried to attack a Hell Hound with a +8 Mace of Slaying - a toilet brush. It wasn't pretty when he woke up to the reality.
That guy in particular is an idiot. I'm talking about the ones that have their wits about them.
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Ron Caliburn wrote:Lightning Plant wrote:That may be, at least for the establishment, but they also have created thousands of people whose minds are more open to our particular cause.
Yeah, but they are dangerously unskilled - or rather wrong skilled. They lack a fundamental understanding of how to deal with Real creatures.
I knew one who tried to attack a Hell Hound with a +8 Mace of Slaying - a toilet brush. It wasn't pretty when he woke up to the reality.
Yeah, any fool who wants to think a toilet brush is a mace got what was coming to him.
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Lightning Plant wrote:That guy in particular is an idiot. I'm talking about the ones that have their wits about them.
Yep, he definitely was an idiot. Problem is, out of every hundred odd people who realize that there's nasty things in this world, probably about 80% don't know much more than this guy did.
The only thing more dangerous than the enemy is somebody who doesn't know what he's doing in a battle. He's more likely to get you killed than anything.
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Vampires aren't that bad guys you just have to get on their good side and then you have nearly invincible back-up when your in trouble. If they do fight you a Lighter and being a Pyrokinetic works wonders.
You may not burn in Hell buddy, But I'll make sure you burn real nice before you get to whereever your going. Me
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how to spot a vampire
If anyone has tips on how to spot a vampire, please reply. I have been working on a vampire story for sometime now. The other day I thought I got my big break when I spotted a group of pale individuals wearing dark clothes roaming around a college campus late at night. They seemed to communicate with weird hand signals. I kept a safe distance and took some photos. However, when I showed them to my editor, he slapped me upside my head and said that I photographed a bunch of kids playing something called a "LARP". Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks,
Randy
Thanks,
Randy
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I FREAKIN' A BELIEVE NOW HELP ME!
Vampire/Demon war will break out soon--check out "Agency Voice" Board for details.
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Re: how to spot a vampire
randy_eh? wrote:If anyone has tips on how to spot a vampire, please reply. I have been working on a vampire story for sometime now. The other day I thought I got my big break when I spotted a group of pale individuals wearing dark clothes roaming around a college campus late at night. They seemed to communicate with weird hand signals. I kept a safe distance and took some photos. However, when I showed them to my editor, he slapped me upside my head and said that I photographed a bunch of kids playing something called a "LARP". Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks,
Randy
Don't bother writing your story it'll be buried by the government, or turned into tabloid disinformation. If you think you have spotted a vampire, kill it. It's the only way to be sure. If you can't, find someone who can. Trust your gut. Innocent blood may be spilled but, if that's what it takes to keep humanity safe, then that's what it takes. I know I wouldn't lose sleep over some vampire worshipping freaks who aspire to be like their masters.
Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me.
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LARP? Sounds like an acronym for Live Action Role-Playing.
A group of them together might be much for you to handle, vampire or not.
Before shooting them with holy water from a squirt gun, I would seek some paranormal assistance (and backup) to help you determine whether or not these kids are vampires.
A group of them together might be much for you to handle, vampire or not.
Before shooting them with holy water from a squirt gun, I would seek some paranormal assistance (and backup) to help you determine whether or not these kids are vampires.
С волками жить, по-волчьи выть.
Re: how to spot a vampire
Jack wrote:Don't bother writing your story it'll be buried by the government, or turned into tabloid disinformation. If you think you have spotted a vampire, kill it. It's the only way to be sure. If you can't, find someone who can. Trust your gut. Innocent blood may be spilled but, if that's what it takes to keep humanity safe, then that's what it takes. I know I wouldn't lose sleep over some vampire worshipping freaks who aspire to be like their masters.
You know, a LARP would make for a good front for a group of vampires, no? I wonder how many real vampires might lurk in a LARP. Perhaps this needs more investigation. As Koyla suggested, I think I should befriend someone rich in the paranormal to assist me...
Thanks,
-Randy
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Hmm....when I was young and dumb (before I learned better) I played a LARP called vampire (everybody makes mistakes once). We actually played in San Francisco. There was this club that we went to that ....well, everybody in the club seemed to play the larp. Another odd thing. All you could get was water, red wine, or bloody marys to drink. Well, years after I had stopped playing (only played for about a month). Fox had a show on for a bit. I think the show was called Kindrid: The Embrace. Kinda funny, the club we played this larp at......well, that was the central location for this show. Some of the people on the show were people that I played the game with. Um, they didn't look any older. I'm talking like 5 years had passed and they looked the same. Another interesting tidbit is that the reason the show didn't continue was because after shooting the pilot and like 6 episodes, the Lead (the prince of the city) got in a fatal motorcycle accident in Europe. (BTW this is all true) So, what do you think about that?
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