If you've never been, I strongly suggest it.
I was here on this occasion following up on a news report about a UFO sighting that Ron had posed on the boards. That lead itself was a relative dead end. I didn't really learn anything that wasn't already in the article and I had to put up with the clumsy come on's from one of the men involved.
Still, I didn't want to give up there and go home empty handed. So I started nosing around. A couple days of questioning the locals didn't really produce anything new, but it must have garnered some attention. One morning I awoke to find that someone had slipped an envelope under my door. Inside was a note.
Mysterious writer wrote:We know who you are and we need your help.
Please come to the Tall Pine Ranch tonight after dark.
Come alone.
I spent the rest of the day hanging around downtown. I noticed a couple of tall blonde goons dressed in black suits following me around at one point. They wore sunglasses and had 1940's style hats on.
"You've got to be kidding me." I thought to myself.
These guys couldn't have been professionals. I had easily spotted and 'made' them. Just as easily I lost them and followed them the rest of the day. A day spent watching them observe my jeep, my hotel and flash my picture around town. Okay, so they weren't total chumps. They had managed to photograph me without me knowing it. To this day I have no idea how they managed that feat.
About mid-afternoon, I lost track of them. It was weird. They just walked around a corner and were gone. Had they ever actually been there or had I imagined the whole thing?
In any case, as the sun went down, and I had an appointment to keep.
The driveway to the ranch house was a dirt path. There were signs that a vehicle had recently driven up and down it. If I had to guess, I'd say an SUV.
I got to the door and knocked. No answer. The lights were on and I could hear people inside so I knocked again. And again.
Finally a woman answered the door. She looked extremely apprehensive, "can I help you?"
I handed her the note. She took it and read it. It caused her to pale, "no one here wrote that." She neglected to hand it back to me.
"Are you sure? Maybe you should check with the others." I pursed my lips for a moment, "I'd really hate to think that I came all this way just to waste my time."
She gulped, "just second." Then she closed the door. I couldn't make out what was being said from inside but it sounded frantic with just a touch of desperation. Then she reopened the door. I noticed that she was no longer holding the note. She managed a thin smile at me, "nope. No one here knows anything about it."
"Seriously, lady? That's your story?"
She slammed the door in my face. My response to that was most unlady like.
Having vented in a series of obscene expletives, I stalked back to the jeep I had rented. I sped back to my hotel. This was going to be my last night here. I'd wasted enough time on this wild goose chase.
When I got into my room, there was a sticky note on top of my laptop.
Sticky Note wrote:Giving up so soon?
My laptop was warm, like someone had recently been using it.
I opened it up and logged in.
I had a new e-mail from a freelance 'handler'. I'd been offered a job. There was a whole lot of zeros in the offered payment. It had already been deposited in the freelancers account. It was being held until the successful completion of the proposed mission.
Mr. Blue wrote:Nemesis,
There is a 'Grey' extraterrestrial that has landed it's spacecraft in the Rockies. This extraterrestrial, hereby referred to as Mr. Grey is a danger to humans and society. It must be tracked down and terminated as quickly as possible.
Mr. Grey is psionic and has access advanced high tech weapons, armor and gear. He should be viewed as extremely dangerous.
You will not be the only one looking for Mr. Grey. You saw the 'Scandinavians' earlier today. They should be considered extremely hostile and dangerous. Their mission is to capture Mr. Grey alive. Recovery of Mr. Grey's technology is probably their secondary objective.
Rogue government operatives may also be involved. They should be viewed as being extremely hostile and dangerous. Their mission is to capture Mr. Grey and his technology.
If you accept this mission, you will be provided an immediate fee as per the payment schedule. Additional expenses may be submitted thru your freelance handler. The outstanding amount of the payment will be made upon successful completion of the mission.
Direct contact between us is not part of this operation and is not recommended.
Mr. Blue
What the hell. Could be fun, right?