Important Cliche's (because they are so oft true)

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:12 pm

So next time just stay dead.... :wink:

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:25 pm

I done told you, boyo...

I got a few more lives yet.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:42 pm

Then how about ya' waste one on a job I could hire ya' for.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:47 pm

I can't commit to anything at the moment however I wouldn't mind hearing the details of your proposal.

If you can convince me that it needs doing, then I'll consider it. If I do it, I won't charge anything beyond expenses. If I do it.

Please don't be offended if I seem hesitant, Benji. I am a confessed criminal and you are an officer of the law. You can see how there might be trust issues on both sides.

And there may be other issues and demands on my time in the immediate future.

But like I said, I'm willing to hear the details.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:49 pm

Its a legit job, I just may need your select set of skills that you may be good at.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:52 pm

PM me the details and we'll discuss it.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:55 pm

Brutal · Post by **Brutal** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:49 am

Technocrat wrote:Love conquers all!

It's true! My nightmares are all gone and I have my beautiful girlfriend to thank for it.

I mean fiancee. I asked her to marry me last Sunday and she said yes! I can hardly beleive it! We're planning a June wedding.

As a wedding gift, some self defense classes as well as firearm training for you and your future wife.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:53 am

And a muzzle.Can't forget that. :wink:

Im so gonna regret that one I know it.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:36 pm

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:44 pm

May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows your dead.

skeptic · Post by **skeptic** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:41 am

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:49 am

skeptic wrote:"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

So what's a woman supposed to do when she's a winner?

skeptic · Post by **skeptic** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:54 am

You can take it as-is or swap out the queen for a king.
Although I remember someone telling me that a true winner fucks both of them.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:55 am

I think that someone was pretty wise.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:49 am

Ok, time out. Language fellas. Kids use this site too ya' know.

skeptic · Post by **skeptic** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:56 am

Here's another one that's true.
"This is no place for children."

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:24 am

Yeah but its still a public place. So lets act appropriately. Thanks.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:32 am

Since it seems to be theme day...

"Spare the rod and spoil the child."

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:40 pm

Mother is the name for God in the hearts and mouths of children.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:04 pm

The hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:08 pm

From the mouths of babes.

Logan · Post by **Logan** » Tue May 04, 2010 2:48 am

"I'll be back."

by the way, whichever one of you "annonymous benefactor"s paid for the fancy law dog to get me sprung on a technical, thanks.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Tue May 04, 2010 10:00 am

Don't look at me, I didn't even know you were in trouble. Welcome back anyway, though.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue May 04, 2010 10:35 am

Buddy I don't even remember who you are, so I know neither I or my folks had nothin' to do with it.

Brutal · Post by **Brutal** » Fri May 14, 2010 4:36 pm

Look before you leap.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Fri May 14, 2010 5:34 pm

Brutal wrote:Look before you leap.

Doesn't work so well in freerunning - if you take enough time to look you might not keep the necessary momentum to get to the other side.

Worse yet, you might realize how crazy what you're doing is and try to stop.

Just spot the landing and kick off.

Brutal · Post by **Brutal** » Fri May 14, 2010 6:11 pm

and if I took the time to look before charging out of a a third story window I might have known there was for then flowers below, though the wooden fence did come in handy.

Doctor Boggs · Post by **Doctor Boggs** » Fri May 14, 2010 11:52 pm

Brutal wrote:and if I took the time to look before charging out of a a third story window I might have known there was for then flowers below, though the wooden fence did come in handy.

I once got chucked out of a second story window and landed on the sidewalk, knee first fortunately. So I can imagine that sucked for ya. :wink:

Brutal · Post by **Brutal** » Sat May 15, 2010 2:20 pm

The fence did prove useful to take out the vampire I took with me.

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