Roll Call

kalle · Post by **kalle** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:42 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Paranoia: The belief that everyone is out to get me. In my case it is usually true.

So it alters your behavioural pattern or just influences your cognition? But it all academic. You are not paranoid. (great news!) If it is usually true, it cannot be paranoia, but some kind precognition, extrasensory perception, or such thing as these. Again, I must make some tests for to be sure.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:55 pm

The term paranoia in this field usually means survival. I concur with Kalle, if more often than not, your paranoia turns out to be right, its not really paranoia...

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:30 pm

Hi Kalle, nice to meet you.

I have to say that I really don't understand half of what you say, but it sounds like you know your stuff. Also, don't mind Logos. She's had it rough these past few weeks.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:44 pm

Its more of a case of "Plan for the Absolute Worst. Then multiply your preperations by 20." than it is precognition.

kalle · Post by **kalle** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:21 pm

Bert, hi,

We cured the paranoia!

We can work on the loon behavioural patterns now. Not easy, but possible.

kalle · Post by **kalle** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:22 pm

GhostSpider wrote:Hi Kalle, nice to meet you.

I have to say that I really don't understand half of what you say...

Ghostspider, hi,

Me, too.

Nice to meet you, too.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:23 pm

I think we're using different definitions of "loon".

kalle · Post by **kalle** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:25 pm

Bert, hi,

Maybe you can clarify? Something could be lost in translation.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:52 pm

"Greeting Kalle, as always it is a pleasure to meet new Lazlites.
So, are you an avid scholar, or just naturally gitfed? I must admit your conversations intrigue me.

Are you any good at deciphering paleoglyphic script of multiple cultures?

If so, I may wish to emplore your genius for some thing quite unique.

You may PM me if you wish.

And again, welcome."

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:22 am

Loon: My useage: Any random assorted crazy person.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:33 am

Also see; Lazlo Society Current Membership Roster.

kalle · Post by **kalle** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:43 am

Dele Morte, hi,

Scholarly training focused on the psychophysiology. Numbers are the hobby. Fieldwork born of my taphophilia. I keep the cemetaries clear of the monsters and the other malevolent beings. I think that I lack the useful skillset.

kalle · Post by **kalle** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:46 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Loon: My useage: Any random assorted crazy person.

Bert, hi,

I think we must sit at the table and talk. People not suffer from random psychoses. We can explore your psychosphere and discover the nature.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:55 am

Lesson 1 of Del Morte - deal with him as you would any Cobra

Lesson 2 of Del Morte - you'd rather deal with the Cobra.

As for the craziness, Lots of us here would probably be diagnosed, I actually was, but I'm feeling much better now.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:57 am

I didn't mean to imply the insanity itself was randomized.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:59 am

"Very well then, there is still Natalia.
Still, welcome to Lazlo. If anything else, you are exactly what they need; a resident therapist.

Enjoy your stay."

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:00 am

So that's why you want Natasha.

You can't have her.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:07 am

"Aren't we overprotective Mr.Murray, but I suppose as of recent events, that is a good thing.

Protect her with your life if need be, she is more valuable than you know.

As for my business with Ms.Krilova, I am not a thug like Dym or some deranged lunatic like Voice or Dark.

I will simply ask her aid in deciphering some quite cryptic translations that have been eluding me and my best people for some time now. You are more than welcome to come and see for yourself. I mean te fair damsel no harm or duress,
regardless of what you might think."

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:10 am

The harm you do or don't mean to Natasha is secondary . . . the rest of the plans are what interest me most.

kalle · Post by **kalle** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:11 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I didn't mean to imply the insanity itself was randomized.

Bert, hi,

It the confusing situation. Talk through it.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:22 am

"Have you had any more dreams as of late Mordecai. You know the ones I speak of, don't you. Your father has the same ones you know. Perhaps that is what drove him to become the fantatic he is now. I had such hopes for him.

You however are not like him are you. You see the visions, and keep on fighting. This is a good thing. I remember when we first met Modecai, you probably do not remember, but I most certainly do.

High atop that steppe, there you stood, a lad no more than 18, maybe 20 at the latest.

You had a crudely forged short sword in one hand and a battle axe in the other.

You had such fire in your eyes, like the rest of them who came to fight that day.

That was until they came....like many, that fire grew cold. When the fighting began, for a moment you froze, motionless, and fixated on the carnage around you.

I approached you, gazed into your eyes and spoke this date
to you. I said we would meet again.

You snapped out of your stupor to take a swing at me, only to find shadows and air. The battle went well that day, you of course died a hero's death at the hand of some foul thing {which may explain your hatred of these beasts you hunt so vehemently}.

Now that time has come again hunter. Are you ready? I do hope so."

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:27 am

Never owned a battle axe.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:40 am

"You did once, five millenia ago. Why are past lives so difficult for your kind to remember?"

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:45 am

Hell, I can't remember what I was doing five millenia ago.

kalle · Post by **kalle** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:49 am

Normal with metempsychosis.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu May 24, 2007 4:36 am

Meta-whatsis?

On second thought I am not sure I want to know.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:45 am

Hi Folks,

Why do so many of y'all think we get ta try again? In the bible it never says that.

Hannah

PS: Anyone can get it right if they get ta do it so many times, so what's the point?

Logos · Post by **Logos** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:48 am

Hannah, don't step on people's toes. We know that you get one life, and that's that, but other people don't believe the same. Let them think what they want, because it doesn't bother me, and it shouldn't bother you.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:56 am

Hi Logos,

I'm just tryin' ta understand why they think this.

Hannah

PS: Sorry if I bothered anyone.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:05 am

I never did believe the past lives thing. It would explain a lot though.