I've been getting death threats...

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:27 pm

Since before the lunar eclipse back in early March I have been receiving numerous death threats and some rather nasty packages. Good thing no one I really know mails me anything. They know I would not read it anyway. So when things started showing up on base with my name on it, all kinds of red flags, bells, whistles, and air raid sirens went off at once.

It was not long before I narrowed the suspect list down to a handful of jackoffs. I had Natasha post about the Lunar Eclipse being nothing special, just another night with a Full Moon. Ron quite accurately flagged that as bullshit, but I was more interested in the response I would get from this piece of shit stalking me. And it came in a 10-page letter explaining to me precisely how unintelligent I actually am. In his rage and quickness to lash out, he fumbled the ball. I was so busy with Operation Silver Strike though that I almost forgot about this guy, until I another letter arrived with another threat.

You should have let it drop, Slava. Sleep with one eye open. Or not at all. It's not going to make any difference.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:43 pm

Damn. Do you guys wanna come stay in one of my bunkers for awhile?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:51 pm

Want to? Sure.

But I have to remain here for the planning and stuff for that big bad demon cracker we have been closing in on.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:51 pm

Who is this idiot, and is he a threat?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:57 pm

His name is Viacheslav Karpov. He was one of my informants until he got greedy, basically, and I cut him loose. He was not very valuable anyway.

He is a threat, but he is extremely rash and not capable of the patience required to really do anything dangerous. Obviously, we can't underestimate anyone or anything, so precautions have been made.

And now that I am certain it was he sending those things to me, I have a bit of due diligence work to get out of the way (just to make sure he is not in bed with something much more powerful and sinister) and to get the bulletproof evidence before arresting him.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:58 pm

Wow! Koyla pissed someone else of and is receiving death threats. I don't believe it.

Maybe if Koyla wasn't such a royal asshole he wouldn't be receiving death threats from the guy.

Ever try talking to the guy before you rush in and decide to settle things with a bullet to his brainpan first.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:03 pm

Holister wrote:Wow! Koyla pissed someone else of and is receiving death threats. I don't believe it.

Yea, little ole me! Inconceivable!

Holister wrote:Maybe if Koyla wasn't such a royal asshole he wouldn't be receiving death threats from the guy.

Maybe? Most definitely!

Holister wrote:Ever try talking to the guy before you rush in and decide to settle things with a bullet to his brainpan first.

We are going to talk. Well probably not he and I. I am no good with interrogations; I will leave that to the specialists.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:33 pm

Take a note - leave no live enemies.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:44 pm

Damn Holister, did you leave your manners in the asylum? Or did Dark take them when he vacated the premises?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:16 pm

Noted.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:23 am

Doesn't change the fact that Koyla's still a royal asshole. Hell, half the time I read his posts, I want to kill him.

It must be that wonderfully charming f**king personality of his.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:28 am

Ron Caliburn wrote:Take a note - leave no live enemies.

Is that what you told Cee before you staked her or after you staked her. Oh no, thats right you were too busy cramming your f**king tounge down her throat before hand to talk.

Your a f**king real nice piece of work there Ron. Thanks.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:37 am

Holister wrote:Doesn't change the fact that Koyla's still a royal asshole. Hell, half the time I read his posts, I want to kill him.

It must be that wonderfully charming f**king personality of his.

The other half of the time you've gone insane?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:37 am

Would a vampire have saliva?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:27 am

Dumb Ass!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:30 am

*yawn*

It is a legitimate question, actually.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:19 am

What the heck?

Dark . . . that's what he wanted.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:29 am

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:32 am

So, are you going to do what Dark hopes you will?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:35 am

Like I said, it's a new week.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:44 am

Oh, I have a score to settle with you Caliburn, bank on that. But right now I have other things that I need to do first. If you want me to come and settle up with you, name the time and place.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:48 am

Come on! Mr. Caliburn has already stated his regret as to what happened, and I have no doubt that it was sincere. He's given the story, if he were lying he could have JUST AS EASILY given credit of her death to that Khavik fellow I keep hearing about. If there's some other score to be settled, then I apologize for bringing up painful memories, yet I cannot find any other SCORE that needs settling.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:50 am

I thought so.

Well, would you prefer the satisfaction of me at my best or do you want it easy while I'm still tenderized from the beatings Dark and Not Me laid into me?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:56 am

As I said, I have other things to do. So you go get better their Hass, and see you when you're all healed up. I wouldn't want to be accused o acosting a broken man.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:59 am

I'll let you know then. Though I intend to get back to duty as soon as I can, so best make it prompt.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:04 pm

Other things to do? Spend all day insulting Kolya for no good reason?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:25 pm

Let him go.

He needs to vent.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:37 pm

True enough, we don't need another Dark brewing up.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:41 pm

And we all know how easy that happens.

Please call me something other than an obnoxious prick.

I'm here for you, Holister.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:31 pm

You sure it was Slava then? :lol: