What Happened in Maine

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:27 pm

I'm taking care of some threats that went unslain for too long because of my extended absence. I also signed up for a cooking class.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:30 pm

Cooking and demolitions do not mix well.

Unless you are using napalm.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:31 pm

A cooking class? Heh... *ahem* Alright, I'm not skeptical about going back again, next year. I was, until now.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:32 pm

Or white phosphorous.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:33 pm

August sounds much tastier all of a sudden.

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:29 pm

Don't foget that Composition 4 makes a wonderfull cooking fuel, and that ANTH3 burns much too hot unless you are attempting to reduce something to slag, and it's constituent carbon chains.

U238 may give off enough heat in the proper quantaties, but the side effects of close proximity make it undesirable for such endeavors.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:33 pm

Ok Bert, I will fly down to AC and get Duke. Thanks for taking care of him. I won't be staying long, just grab Duke and split.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:39 pm

Kei Nakamura wrote:Don't foget that Composition 4 makes a wonderfull cooking fuel, and that ANTH3 burns much too hot unless you are attempting to reduce something to slag, and it's constituent carbon chains.

U238 may give off enough heat in the proper quantaties, but the side effects of close proximity make it undesirable for such endeavors.

Ok, so you can use your c4 to heat your food, but not potarg dating or radioactive elements?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:52 pm

Alright Ben. Let me know when to pick ya up at the airport.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:53 pm

C-4 is a God dammed explosive you idiot. Do you want to blow Bert to pieces while he's frying up some damn omlet.

What the hell ever happened to good old fashioned charcoal or hickory. Hell even propane or sterno ain't that bad. At wost I had to use a bottle of rubbing alcohol to cook some beans. But you guys are f*cking nuts!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:54 pm

Actually you can use C4 to cook food. It burns whens et on fire, it doesn't explode. Stick a little on the underside of your can of beans and light it up.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:56 pm

I'll stick to my applewood & hickory homemade charcoal if that's alright.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:02 pm

Sounds good to me. Just saying its not insta-death to cook with it.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:11 pm

Holister wrote:C-4 is a God dammed explosive you idiot. Do you want to blow Bert to pieces while he's frying up some damn omlet.

bzzzt.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:13 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Sounds good to me. Just saying its not insta-death to cook with it.

c4 has got to be one of the greatest compounds ever.

Except zinc oxide of course.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:40 pm

C-4 can be cooked with - but it s a pretty expensive way to make your coffee and a waste of explosives.

Only people with free gov't supplies of the stuff do that.

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:20 pm

I was merely posting from a chemist's point of view, and meant that to be humorous. Oh well, I guess some things dont translate well from academia to english.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:23 pm

Actually you can use C4 to cook food. It burns whens et on fire, it doesn't explode. Stick a little on the underside of your can of beans and light it up.

Why am I not surprised that Bert would actually do something like that. :roll:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:29 pm

Kei Nakamura wrote:I was merely posting from a chemist's point of view, and meant that to be humorous. Oh well, I guess some things dont translate well from academia to english.

It was funny.

It's just that....I'm not.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:19 pm

I thought it was funny.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:29 pm

Come to thnk of it, I don't translate well into English.

What's up Pepsi?

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:36 pm

Personally, I thought it was funny, too. Keep on crackin' those jokes, Kei, it's good for everyone to laugh.

I don't think I've introduced myself to you, by the way. The name's Zack Huntington. Nice to meet you. Hajimemashite? Doozo Yoroshiku. I think that's how it's said. I took a class several years back. That's pretty much all I know... :oops:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:40 pm

Speaking is not communicating.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:44 pm

Ah, yes... However, I was communicating through speaking. Or, at least, attempting to. I looked it up. I think that's right. If it's not, then Hajimemashite is "How are you?" and Doozo Yoroshiku is "Nice to meet you"....

Kolya, it's not polite to use someone's own signiture against them, don't you know? Pointing out someone's hypocrisy is... is... well, it's just plain rude. :wink:

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:44 pm

I do believe the pot just called the tea kettle black.

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:47 pm

The Oni just called the Daimyo cruel?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:49 pm

What do demons and lords have to do with a joke?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:13 am

Koralth wrote:Ah, yes... However, I was communicating through speaking. Or, at least, attempting to. I looked it up. I think that's right. If it's not, then Hajimemashite is "How are you?" and Doozo Yoroshiku is "Nice to meet you"....

Kolya, it's not polite to use someone's own signiture against them, don't you know? Pointing out someone's hypocrisy is... is... well, it's just plain rude.

Yea sorry about that.

I tend to be that way... even without trying.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:19 am

that was a joke, too. Kei, we comedians are a dying breed.

Calling someone on hypocrisy is ok. I have a feeling that what you said was a dry joke, too. C'mon, people, we're all a bunch of chuckleheads here. Let's act like it.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:21 am

Comedy is pain.