Organ thieves or crazy homeless folks?

[1LT_Donald]

A sgt told me this story, figured that since I was on here, I'd share it with you.

During the initial push, combat in Iraq wasn't that bad in most places, but there were some areas that got pretty bloody. He was doing a block to block MOUT fight, it was pretty intense but his squad managed to make take it.

Anyway, while they were policing the area, they came across this homeless guy who was mutilating the corpses. They went through the normal schpeel about getting on the ground, but this guy just ignored them and kept doing something to the bodies.

They opened fire on this vagabond and the sgt swears that the rounds hit, but the dude just kept on doing stuff to the bodies.

the squad closed on the guy and did a takedown, but they couldn't get a grip on him and he got ran around a corner and disappeared into a building or something.

When they looked at the body (it was an insurgent), his chest looked like it was cut wide open, but the weird thing is that there was nothing in his chest, it was like all his internal organs just up and disappeared, there was just a funky mucas inside his chest, not even very much blood.

Now, I'm not a field medic or anything, but I'm pretty sure that bodies normally have stuff like livers, lungs, and a heart. If the guy had been organ harvesting, surely there would have been blood or leftovers of some sort.

Anybody know what's going on?


PS: His arms and legs looked like they had been scratched or rubbed raw and red. I dunno, this place is weird sometimes.

[Lightning Plant]

Just remember, Iraq was one of the cradles of civilization. There's probably all kinds of weird stuff there.

[Kolya]

Just remember, Iraq was one of the cradles of civilization. There's probably all kinds of weird stuff there.

You know, I was just thinking that when replying to the cults in Iraq post.

See folks, this stuff is real.

[Ron Caliburn]

I've heard from sources (who wish to remain anonymous) that the real reasons behind this invasion weren't the WMD programs, but instead were the WLD programs - Weapons of Living Dead.

[Father Arden]

I've heard from sources (who wish to remain anonymous) that the real reasons behind this invasion weren't the WMD programs, but instead were the WLD programs - Weapons of Living Dead.

Now that's interesting...one member of my current team is ex-Canadian military...no special powers, no psychic abilities, no magic weilding...he believes in the bullet and the blade and that's about it...

Anyway, during the first conflict in the Gulf his squad ran into a group of Iraqi soldiers that just wouldn't die...

The reason being, of course, that they were already dead...

Father Arden

[Ron Caliburn]

My same source claims that the Gulf War Syndrome is actually an after effect of a serum the boys were given to make their bodies resistant to being animated after death.

[Father Arden]

My same source claims that the Gulf War Syndrome is actually an after effect of a serum the boys were given to make their bodies resistant to being animated after death.

Interesting...does your source know of a way to check a person's blood to see if they were exposed to this serum...Morowetz displays a lot of symptoms that could be seen as GWS...perhaps Anderson should check him out (if we can ever get him to stop making pipe bombs and come out of his cabin)...

Father Arden

[Ron Caliburn]

He doesn't know, but pretty much every coalition soldier that was innoculated against "nerve gas" was exposed. Only some people retained any of serum in their system beyond a few months.

Apparently it used a number of organic and synthetic substances known to interfere with magical effects suspended in a holy water base.