Right. Maine. It'll be at least three days before I can get there, now, and I'm startin' to think I shouldn't be going without some kind of backup...

This story happened about 12 years ago, and has nothing to do with Slenderman... My daughter was 4, and started telling me she had this friend named Tommy. Now little kids have imaginary friends all the time, so I didn't really think anything about it, even when things started showing up broken and ...

Now that's just creepy... Hopefully noone gets the idea (and figures out how) to do that sorta thing to people!

How's that going for ya? I asked Mr. Li if he wanted some help, but I'm not really sure where Cypress Cove is, and I never got a response...

Interesting. Never seen something like this done before. Have there been problems, before, where you needed it?

It's a joke, Mr. Li. Sorry if it was a bit obscure. It's a reference to "Big Trouble in Little China". You should watch it, for the amusement of how people view sorcery, if nothing else.

Wait... I thought this Shang Li "wasn't old anymore" or something...?

Y'all want a trucker's company up there? I don't have much going on, lately. I think...

Can I call you Egg Shen? Or Wang?

Kidding, I'm kidding.

The stories go on and on about this thing... I've had a narrow escape, myself, and I think it's just how much I travel that's kept me alive as long as it has... Anything you’d like us to be mindful for, Mr. Burton? All sortsa things, miss, but in this case, be wary of people bein' constantly forget...

How much "not right" is "very much not right"? Is this guy actin' funny?

One thing I've come to realize over the years: Mother Nature ain't exactly the kind ol' hag she's made out to be. This just goes to further prove it.

Anyone got any anti-fungal spray, and willin' to drive to South America with me?

Uhm... That's a, uhm...real special video, there. Sure proves that something was crossing the street. 'Course, it's hard to make out if it was a mythical beast or just some guy in a costume with sound effects put in like they do in the movies, but...

Dammit, SOMETHING crossed that street!!!

Yep. Ain't gettin' a 10-wheel tractor with a sleeper hold out there any time soon.

I'm not sayin' I've been everywhere and I know everything, but I ain't never heard of a tree turning into a person, or vice-versa. It is a pretty amazing little planet we live on, so anything's possible, I guess, but I'm gonna say the area's cursed before I say a tree is going around murdering peopl...

So how can we help?

Brujo posted on another one of these thready-thingies, too. I asked over there where he was and what kinda help he needed. Haven't heard back from him, but I only posted a coupla minutes ago.

Is there a way to get your phone to notify you when people post here?

Hey, I'm on a bit of a layover at work. What part of the world are you in, and what kinda help do you need? Maybe I could drive out there, if there's a chance I could make it in time.

That...looks like a rat to me. I'd say that chances are, Chuppy's gonna continue being a mystery for the rest of time.

Holy crap. Even if that's not an elemental or whatever, that ain't something I ever wanna see.

That and Ball Lightning.

Congrats, Ron. You've gotten me to scratch my head in wonder. My money's on that this vamp was a fake. Seriously, how many people look at a vampire and realize what they're seeing? Motherfuckers disguise themselves way too damned well as people for someone to be able to report that they saw "a ...

I heard on the radio a couple weeks ago, this stuff's been happening from Maine to Brazil... Massive numbers of fish and birds just randomly dying. No clue why. Never heard another word about it.

Doubtful that it's supernatural in nature, but I guess anything's possible.

I haven't been around here much, or very long, myself, but welcome, Gotham. Good to see more folks willing to fight the good fight.

Much appreciated.

Wouldn't be for *my* sake, though... If anyone has seen him, they may need help, ASAP.

I wasn't counting him out, just commenting I wished he posted more often... It'd be helpful.

Small, psionic, hunts babies... Could be one of those demons that pose as teddy bears. Could be a vengeful ghost. Could be something more unique.

Too bad this Ali guy doesn't post more often.

I don't know anything about a lot you folks are talkin' about here--like who Khavik is or how this Shang Li guy "used to be old", unless he's just ancient, now--but here's what I know about what ifs. They're fine for worrying about when nothing's going on. They're fine when you're working ...

Hey, Hannah. Nice to meetcha. If someone has pictures of Slenderman, they're either fakes or the people who have 'em are screwed. In a MAJOR way. Slendy ain't something I've heard of people getting pictures of. He ain't something you mess around with. If you see him and he still looks human, you've ...

Good luck to ya, whatever it is you're doin'.

Ain't no "bit" about this bad business. More like a "bad metric shit-ton of business". I suspect he's been active for more than twenty years, but a lot of the deaths he causes are suicides from his paranoid victims, so a lot of his victims never make the news. It's only the "...

Hey, all. I don't have time to post everything now, but I thought I'd open one of these topic-things to post my misadventures in the future. Or something, I guess. As you can see in my little profile-thingy (you can see that, right? I update it, and it shows you what I typed out, and stuff?), I'm a ...