I prefer the good 'old fashioned' .50 Desert Eagle. They have been around for a while, but I've found that with the things I shoot at anything less tends to jus be shrugged off.

What's amazing is that so many people go into this buisness packing a 9mm and think that counts as being 'armed'.

Ya ever here of the 2012 Crunch? Aparently some eggheads graphed the rate of human scientific discovery. They found that it's a parbola. About the year 2012, the parabolic curve goes more or less vertical off the top of the graph. But anyway, the world has to end sometime. The dinos bought it 65 mi...

I've run into a creature called a "Terlin" in the past. It's a magic-using shapeshifter that assumes the form of children. There was a group of these creatures running a child-prostitution/kiddie porn ring in Miami not too long ago. Things ended badly there as I didn't expect a number of the 'child ...

The whole subject is a touchy one. In general I agree that when found *were* creatures should be terminated with extreme predjudice. Human intelligence or not, most are ultimatly driven by bestial impulses which will eventually get the better of them. Remember that these things can live a long time....

I personally dont believe in the devil or god but I believe religion is a good thing it gives people hope and rules to live by, just dont take it to far. Let me put it to you this way. They both exist. You know they are going to exist simply because of their popularity. It seems goobers can't seem ...

At this point your probably wondering what a Fictonaut is. Don't feel bad, I didn't know either until about a week ago. My compatriot Psi Phi took the term from a comic book. A Fictonaut is someone or something that manages to come into our reality through a piece of fiction, or someone from our rea...

Thats not psychic ability, thats common sense if you see a guy swerving in a vehicle there is goona be an accident, if it snows expect ice soon, see a few gangsters with guns someones getting shot. Out of curiousity I'd be kind of interested to know what you'd think of me. I'm an immigrant who had ...

Or it could be a rather unsuble and immature attempt at US bashing. If you read your own newspapers you would know that Canada has been opposing the US over the war in Iraq and engaged in general cultural antaganism. Things like erecting statues in the honor of American Draft Dodgers and those who s...

The one that always worried me was "Alice Cooper". They say the best place to hide is in plain sight. I wonder if anyone has ever investigated him.

Yeah, things always go bad when you're left with a human body at the end of the night. That's why I try hard to figure out if it's human or not before I shoot. A bad idea. Many of the worst monsters are regular, non-supernatural humans. While I take care of the supernatural trash, I take care of th...

The article is an obvious satire. I don't think WWN was even trying to convince anyone with that one.

Obviously you don't read the right newspapers. Didn't anybody ever show you the demon's face in the smoke from the twin towers? Excuse me, Psi Phi is nerding out behind me and he has obviously seen that. Speaking for myself if it did happen it apparently was no big deal. After all there wasn't huge...

Psi Phi here, for those that don't know me I'm the one who built Silhouette's 'secure connection'. I also wind up being stuck doing most of the research around here. I was installing a few new security routines after this morning's incident, and stumbled upon these messages. My research has uncovere...

I guess you might say I'm aquainted with something that might be a were-rat who uses the name Hisvit Leiber. The story doesn't need to be told at this time, but my experiences with her is one of the major reasons why I do not believe that the benevolent seeming supernatural beings deserve the benefi...

There's bad apples in every bunch. Maybe if they were allowed to police themselves, there would be fewer problems. If we got rid of the whole bunch there wouldn't be any problems at all. lol, I'm sure that was the nazi's line of reasoning as well. Godwin'd in one! Yes, but then again the Jews weren...

leave him alone, he ain't hurtin anybody. I tend to be wary of that level of committment and secrecy without any explanation. If I was there I'd probably just walk up and simply ask him. But then again I don't much care, as I've never had much time for poetry. In general everything except for Kipli...

It's their problem. I will continue to do the job I was born to do, but I got out of one third world hell hole, and I'm certainly not heading back to another one in a hurry. As far as something nasty appearing during the Summer Solstice because of all the mass deaths... well I wouldn't take it too s...

To be honest I don't know much about Vampires except for the fact that wood in the heart puts them down, and to kill them you need to cut off the head and burn it. I'm sure there is a lot of lore behind Vampires, and their abillities are quite complex and varied, but it's not my area of expertise. O...

Yours sounds better than mine. Before coming back to see what Lazlo has to say about the Ankou and the missing body parts, I was running around crazy. First I went to meet this guy called Bill Long who is an ex-employee of that RPG company I mentioned earlier. We set up a meeting at this local club ...

No idea. Things got pretty tense, but I was hired to help deal with the walking dead, nothing more. It could have been some ritual some of the refugees were doing, a goverment experiment, or maybe something funky they were putting into the vaccines. The UN might know more than they are letting on, b...

Certification? You act like legality has any meaning for people like us. To be honest in Africa there was very little in the way of resources to barter with, no matter what kind of skills you might have. It's just that kind of place. But here in America the world is an oyster waiting to be plucked b...

My advice is to find yourself a good Hougan to bring with you. Your so called American "enlightenment" is liable to get you killed. Voodoo has many faces, both light and dark. Some practitioners are benevolent, and many are quite the opposite. Most of the bad ones are identified as Bokor and they ar...

I can't believe I'm using this infernal machine twice in one day. To be frank I think the problem is Hollywood producing too many horror movies. The supernatural is portrayed as being so ridiculous that no one is willing to accept even the most obvious proof before their eyes. Society in general has...

The thought had occured to me. But you might notice that Lazlo isn't exactly saying anything about this officially or otherwise. I would imagine their credit wouldn't be an easy thing to hack given that their members have a reputation for being quite computer savvy. A simple apology and/or explanati...

I'm curious as it seems like something you might be up to:

http://www.njdevilhunters.com/

I know your agency seems especially interested in Cryptozoology.

I recommend buying some books on gunsmithing. Being able to make your own specialty ammo helps a lot. It can take a lot of practice though. You Lazlo Agency guys need to learn that there is such a thing as being to 'nice'. A .38 is a pea shooter with no stopping power. I understand why you might wan...

Well no one mentioned the possibility of C.H.U.D.s I am proud of you all.

I really hate computers, but I guess this message board thing has some potential. How many of you have ever heard of these incidents: m For those of you in the agency who don't know me I'm from the little bit of hell on earth we all know as Africa. I don't have a national affliation, do don't ask. T...

I'm no expert on American history, but didn't Lewis and Clark report encoutering shapechangers in their travels?

Only in America would something like this be considered unplausible. If you grew up where I did, you'd believe it in a heart beat. Although to be quite honest where I'm from keeping any kind of records for more than a few months is a feat of heroic proportions.