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Bert_the_Turtle

Yiiip.

Bert_the_Turtle

You're welcome.

Bert_the_Turtle

I'm only awake in between painkillers.

Yes I did, I'm cuddling the turtle now. ^^

Listen to your father, don't tempt fate. 4 more b-words and we get the Apocalypse.

*edited to add*

I have a movie for your dad to watch.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=zkHM8xG6i8o

Bert_the_Turtle

Didn't your father ever teach you to use the "b" word around here?
It always heralds disaster.
Celeste died after saying it repeatedly.

Bert_the_Turtle

Mmmm..... Hamburger.... *Drools*

Bert_the_Turtle

Woot! C-Angel's back ^_^

Bert_the_Turtle

That wall will need to be ripped open and the carpet ripped up and checked for mold.

Bert_the_Turtle

We tried addressing her problems!

Then it downspiraled into a nitwit picnic.

Bert_the_Turtle

Never!

Absolutely not!

A detonator wand where you point at the bombps you want to set off, that maybe.

But no, show some faith man!

*Sobs*

Bert_the_Turtle

I guess you guys didn't want a Nintendo Wii then.

Bert_the_Turtle

Railroading?

Derailing is more like it! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

Bert_the_Turtle

Indeed.

Alright.

*Flexes his paranoia muscles*

It has to be a water monster living in the walls. Coming to steal your Aqua Vitae and Pure Essence and Bodily Fluids.

Yip yip.

Bert_the_Turtle

Hahaha. Well, you had the paranoia covered this time.

Bert_the_Turtle

If its an older home it might be a leak somewhere.

Time to get Mike Holmes.

Bert_the_Turtle

Uhhhhh, that even has me freaked out.

Do you want someone to come over and stand guard while you sleep?

We can have specialists come and run tests if you like.

Bert_the_Turtle

I'm as cunning as a wiley fox, a better cook than Alton Brown and I can kick things up a notch better than Emeril!

Bert_the_Turtle

How about good surprises?

Bert_the_Turtle

Afraid she'll start hitting on me or hitting me?

Bert_the_Turtle

I wouldn't know.

Bert_the_Turtle

Could be.

Or he could've just been a very disturbed person.

Bert_the_Turtle

That is one sick mother fucker.

I mean, seriously.

Bert_the_Turtle

Absolutely, glad to hear you guys had fun.

But am I allowed in your house again?

Bert_the_Turtle

Hello! *Waves enthusiasticly*

Bert_the_Turtle

You're welcome kiddo. It was fun ^____^

Bert_the_Turtle

Yip. You know in some parts of the country they have the sun on for 8 hours a day. Sometimes more

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I'll give ya a hand Ron. Do you wanna start at their motel and work foreward or start in the Blight and work backwards or find the Cab Company and work from the middle out?

Bert_the_Turtle

You could paint everything with glow in the dark paint and forget about the blacklights hehe. They actually make some pretty bright glow in the dark material now.

Bert_the_Turtle

Go suck a stake you squirming pile of mosquito crap.

Bert_the_Turtle

Where were they staying? I'll look into it myself.

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It might be double-think. Makes it more credible that it was GS if he wasn't trying to be seen.

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