Eilonwy Solstice wrote:A centipede, Mr. Doe? Odd . . . maybe you had better turn yourself in?

Yes! A centipede made of darkness. I don't know what else to call it. That is what it looked like. And there were voices. These horrible hissing voices coming from it.

Those voice. Such bad things.

Yes.

The voices.

_____ Hi, Mr. John. _____ Who’s Jamie? Is Jamie a boy or a girl? It probably wasn’t nice to do or say some of the things that you have. I don’t understand why you think we should stay out of your way and yet yell at us, too. That’s not very nice. But if you want to yell at me, go ahead. I don’t min...

Mr. Caliburn now lets not scare the poor man. Scare me? You must be joking. Caliburn is about as frightening as a B-Rated horror flick plot devise. The man thinks he is some damn bull shit sheriff of bum town and you all eat it up like biscuits and gravy. How cliche can one man get? So I don't thin...

I took your advise and went to seek professonal help. That hypnotherapy stuff you suggested. I don't think it worked....because I woke up 100 miles away in blood soaked clothes and a severed hand in the back seat wrapped in newspaper. I think it belonged to the doctor because of the ring. I think he...

Welcome to the boards, Mr. Doe. Um....thank you. Can someone tell me why I have an account here? Come to think of it; how many times have " I " posted? I have been off my medication for a few days, so do not remember all that much. If " I " offended anyone please forgive me . I ...

You forget that vampires are not real.

Sounds like the little lady got into daddy's medicine cabinet and starting seeing " The Devil " coming to get her. Standard trip case for those religious cult wack jobs. Let's correct you on a few things here. 1) No such "medicine" is kept in my house. *) If you say so man. 2) S...

Shadowstalker wrote::roll: Ok someone has some major issues.

You have no idea.

Didn't stick around long enough to find out. It was suggested that I leave the city limits. I try to oblige.

What holes. They got there hands on some Willy Peet and torched it. I do believed I said that genius. Again, the believers refuse to READ the whole post before listening to themselves rant. So I will explain Yogi.... Willy Peet...or as it is more commnly known as is White Phosphorous. It burns at te...

I don't use guns. Though I am reconsidering. I use what ever is at hand; chains, planks, pipes, knives, shives, baseball bats with little nails in them, and my favorite the 2x4 or for those hard to reach places the 4x4..hardwoods work best. The only thing I keep on hand regularly are my custom made ...

Sounds like the little lady got into daddy's medicine cabinet and starting seeing " The Devil " coming to get her. Standard trip case for those religious cult wack jobs.

Hello again my adoring public. Thought you should know what I was doing last night. Spent most of the night in an Akron Ohio jail cell. Guess for what? I went out drinking last night at this club when low and behold three goth loosers hopped on on something come into the place acting all Anne Rice. ...

Heather Dawes wrote:What hype? I do the exact thing you do, only I don't have a police record to go with my success.

What police record? I thought that I beat all those charges. Well....there was this one time in New Orleans, but they couldn't make those charges stick.

I guess it helps to who the corupt DA's are.

Okay, 'Son of Bitch', please shut the hell up. Mom...is that you? Get in line sweetheart. Like I said I ain't here to win any damn popularity contests. I used to read your articles Dawes. Shame you don't live up to the hype. The supernatural is all bullshit. I've proven that without a doubt time an...

Oh...fun. Fun is pistol whipping every last retard in a rubber mask that thinks they can get the drop on me. Fun is taking a length of pipe and smashing it upside some deranged cult freak's head cause they pull a knife on me. Fun is shooving a can of fix-a-flat down the throat of those psychic fraud...

Bruce Lee would be proud. Get back to me when you start making some sense. Next Caller. Seriously. I am a Son of a Bitch. I admitt it. But I am not here to makes friends and do the whole Camp Lazlo bubby system bull shit that I have read. I want some hard proof. In fact, there is a place I know that...

and here I was thinking I was being so out going and friendly.

I like to think f myself as more of an " in your face " personality. Simply put, I don't believe in this crap, I have yet to experience any of tis crap, and I look for it 24/7. Seriously....what dam rock is it hiding under then. According to you folks its all over the place like bad politi...

If you haven't figured it out by now, I am a professional debunker. So far I have yet to come across anything substantial other than spook house special effects bull shit and jokers running around in the dark wearing shitty costumes yelling " BOO! " I currently have had five assualt case b...

Jerry Springer extra doesn't count man.

Because the supernatural, the occult, the paranormal, and the boogeyman is all bullshit. The last time something scary jumped out of the shadows and attacked me it was a stoned mugger in a cheesy rubber vampire mask. I was scared for all but what..never. So I clocked him with a 2x4, pulled the mask ...