Well my trip to the amusement park was pretty good. I left my RV parked at a... uh... 'seaside' hotel that I was using as a base of operations, and used my electric scooter to get around. No other traffic on the roads than parked cars made for some easy driving, and the lot was fairly open. Sure all...

Sorry for the delay in putting down the next part but lately I've been needing to watch the sun rise. Especially considering the place I came from doesn't HAVE a sun. Yeah I know I saw a sun rising in the east on my first 'day' there but that's only my first impression. Let me continue and elaborate...

I've had some strange experiences in my misbegotten adventures but this one has got to be the strangest of them all. It was about six months ago I was with the whole group dealing with a cult in Anaheim. I mean the entire group. You'd think that with so many of the group all in one place they wouldn...

I had a chance to speak with some real tech-savvy guys lately on behalf of this topic. Now keep in mind I'm more of a hardware kind of guy while Groucho, Gummo, Zeppo, Chico, Harpo and Manny are Software sorts. They make their money doing Indie games while hacking places like the pentagon for fun. S...

Well I'm not saying it would defeat it. Just that we have something in our favor when it happens.

Like maybe throwing a cage full of Gremlins at it.

Granted that'd be like extinguishing an oil fire with the concussive blast of dynamite but it's something.

It is a pretty scary thought but we have one thing on our side. Artificial intelligence is no match against natural stupidity. Everything we make, everything we create, no matter how clever or powerful is flawed because we are deeply flawed beings. Failure isn't an option because it's a feature. A f...

Hello again. Sorry for not being online in a while people but I've been off-grid for a bit. The people I work with have been dragging me all over hell's half acre checking out leads on a few things... sometimes it feels like the literal Hell's Half Acre too. For example... Recently I was in Mexico p...

Thanks Eric.

Now I'm scared to do my own laundry.

It's been a while and I'll catch up on everything else when I can but at the moment this is far more important. You remember those 13 Puppeteering cephelopod eggs we wound up with in Theivery Artifacts and a Really Big Rock? Well they hatched and were being studied but somone broke into the aquarium...

My suggestion? Do the priest thing (Whatever faith you practice)... but don't tell him you want an exorcism or your house is haunted. Tell him that you have been meaning to have your home blessed for some time. That it's a family tradition of yours that any home that your family have moved into must...

Be careful. This sounds like you're in deep Spider Robinson territory. In one of his books he had a short poem about a man who got information on how to build a time machine from a future version of himself... then it blew up in his face. Poor guy needed a medic after that... in fact he needed a Pai...

Aw man... it must be great to have an unlimited budget like you do. I mean a sweet piece of ordonance like that must be worth more than my house, car and workplace combined. (Not to mention it's probably as illegal as crack.) As the team weaponeer I've occasonally get asked for that buck-rogers crap...

Ladies and gentlemen of the Lazlo Forum. On occasion my friends and I wind up lending our services to a friend who's regularly hired by distraught families to 'retrieve' family members from harmful cults. Most often these are very straight forward things. Our added manpower and resources bolster the...

Have you tried taking a blueprint of the building and marking off which appartments have been showing altered behavior? Then looking over the blueprint see if there are any common denominators in the structure of the building itself? Like airvents or structural girders? We had some trouble a while b...

We have to realise that what we hear and what actually happened can be two very different things. After all, like any fishing story, tales of corruption and greed often get greater and stranger each time it is told. One of the templar tales I heard was that they got in trouble solely for the hording...

Sorry I haven't written anything in a while but my friends and I have been pretty busy lately doing the road trip thing. Unfortunately one of our destinations had us once again cross paths with a group that has been a real pain to us in the past. I don't know how many of you read that national rag "...

An odd case started late last fall when I was working in my garage pounding out the dents in a Police Cruiser. (The local authorities and I have an understanding. They look the other way when give cars the specs of street racers and I give them discounts in repair work with their own cars.) And in w...

I just love to take much-underestimated vehicles and boost their performances as much as I can.

And if you think my Green Machine is something special, you should see what my VW Beetle can do.

Look Debunker... I'm a pretty down to earth kind of guy. I don't claim to to be a spoonbender or a spellchucker. If I was in a Harry Potter novel I'd probably be a card-carrying dyed-in-the-wool Muggle. But let's face it... there have always been things that fly in the face of scientific thinking. I...

Hi again. Beginning to feel more comfortable about posting now and wanted to share an earlier adventure with you people. Last year our team went to check out some strange stories about a solitary figure terrorising a small Saskatchewan cattle town. The official tale was that some clown in a hallowe...

Your advice reminds me of my favorite T-Shirt

"BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running, try to keep up."

How did you get a sample of the little muscle crab things? To be honest, I'm not entirely certain. That was more June and Bernie's doing. They just had enough of one dead one left over to actually put in a body bag and bring with us back to our trailer. Cripes it stank... like burnt fish rotting un...

Hi, it's me again. About five days ago my friends and I were doing a little light poking around in a city in Midwestern Canada. We were taking a look at some rumors that someone had been stealing items of 'mystic' importance from collections, usually the same sort of stuff and methods. Smash and gra...

"Well, first off I'd like to say that if you've survived the Anarchist's Cookbook, you've impressed me. " "Yea, it seems to be more dangerous to the reader than anyone else " "And congrats on surviving the Cookbook. " Thanks for the concern and congratulations but I have to admit that my surviving ...

I know this might be a stupid idea but if that arm was 'on' in one frame of the video and 'off' in the next maybe you have bigger problems than something that can slip in and out of reality or is cloaked. Maybe it's just that fast. Many writers of fiction have come up with the idea that if something...

Uh, Hi. Look, I'm not really what you would call a "Field" kinda guy. I was that shy nerdy guy that everyone either ignored or picked on in high school... the kind with that unhealthy intrest in things like the Anarchist's Cookbook and Books on artillery. Fortunately I never got to the point where I...