I advise extreme caution to everyone more directly involved in this. Keep a very close eye on Hannah. That little firebug incident she had could easily be like chum in the water for sharks like my dad, and their idea of recruitment usually involves a hood, some rope, and a nondescript utility van. H...

You know, I do have a couple of new toys... one of which I always keep on me. I may have to look into this.

Current assassination targets, a compromised lycanthrope, and if you count me, a drunk geek who apparently pissed off some kind of loa... yeah, we're gonna be real helpful.

Besides the fact that it's all people I know (everyone from my step-sister to my drinking buddies), the only common factors are that it happens after dark and I can't feel it coming. Not sure if that means this thing has got some way around my "radar" or if I'm just losing my edge.

Having at least one person on there twice seemed the most glaring error to me.

Help is always appreciated. Breaking my nephew's father's arm is near the top of the list of things I'd rather not do again. PM for directions to my new place (same crappy town, new crappy neighborhood!).

I hope there's no connection between you and it. Tall order of a solution there. Consider this, Ron: if your father did make some kind of deal with these fairy bastards, then even if we save Hannah, any biological daughters he may have are probably screwed if we don't figure out the deal itself.

Warm welcomes are always appreciated. I'd say I'm glad to be back, but I'm not glad to do much of anything these days. But I believe I had some tales of horrible betrayal to get to. My sister used to tell me these stories, whenver I refused to believe something Mom told me about Dad, about how he tr...

“ That’s enough Robin. ” I don't remember being a pedophilic satyr... Seriously though, having read through the whole thing just now (drinking away your pain + anything more than skimming long stories = very bad headaches... also remarkably little awareness of your friend's friend sneaking up to tr...

Leaving aside the fact that situations like this are exactly why I decided to cast aside my mother's ironclad pro-life views and instead have an official "no comment" stance on the subject of abortion... Has anyone considered the possibility that this might be related to Hannah's problem? ...

It never fails. Every time I go away and come back, SOMETHING pops up to try to tell me "hey, you should've stayed away a little longer". So, of course, in the past couple of weeks I've had to deal with three suicide attempts, four barroom brawls gone wrong, and two sneak attacks in the mi...

Technically speaking, I should probably be putting this in War Stories, but seeing as it functions as an "I'm Back" (what can I say, the Marty McFly act Tabloid Hound and the others have stumbled into put an end to a month of lurking fueled by the kind of thinking that leads to visits by a...

Cold started to get better and invited it's friend Swimmer's Ear to get the party going again... Swimmer's Ear got bad enough I had to go see a doctor... Apparently it's very easy for the FDA to track you down once you get a prescription... Right now I've got the suits chasing ghosts, but I can't ta...

Hey little birdie, lets play 20 questions. 1. they taught more the image of empathy than actual undesranding at "conflict management" eh? 2. "positve power" was more about making sure that people saw you in a positive light than any actual positive behavior? 3. One of the things...

Do you have anything more about the illegitmate wing? well, I know where they train some of their agents, for starters... always thought it was odd that the Home had "conflict resolution" instead of "anger management"... and then there was that whole "positive power" g...

blech... my internets and my immune system continue to hate me... update: well... no news is probably not good news concerning the Bug, as that just means it could be shoving more worms up more people's noses as we speak... I am told my niece has spotted her mother now as well, to the tune of going ...

Sounds like the FDA should look into Robin's father . . . the legit wing of the FDA that is. that would probably be a better idea if he weren't working for the illegitimate branch. I was really hoping somebody would connect the dots with him running the Home and the goons coming from there. Then ag...

on the plus side, he offers some unique insight regarding the mindset of our enemies... though all this "what indeed" and "a part of him" stuff is starting to give me a creepy feeling... has anybody run any x-rays or anything on GS lately, instead of just looking at the finger-wa...

that'll teach me to hit the quote button...

A couple years... though she did look rather well preserved for her age...

Yeah... could we just stop that line of inquiry before we get into any weird, pseudo-Oedipal issues?

Mom... not so much, since they divorced before Viagra existed.

Second wife Debbie (a marriage which lasted a mere month), on the other hand...

You can tag along, anyway... just as soon as I get this bug (the cold, not Stinky) beat, I intend to make a whole heap of it for him.

I believe the loophole there was that, while I was in the asylum he was running, he was not actually seeing me as a patient... all my sessions were with some petty counselor. Though I did get some lovely revenge by telling all his patients about how he prescribes himself viagra (which I'm pretty sur...

I don't really trust doctors, seeing as my dad is one. I can still remember the last thing he said to me: "Maybe some day they'll come up with a name for what's wrong with you, and you can spend the rest of your life in an institution where you belong." All because I'd failed to meet his i...

Then bottoms up! Robin, what happened after that? You're still posting, lately, so I know you're alright... sorry... apparently, like the Martians, I have a weakness regarding the common cold: the last several days have been spent in a cheap motel going through... last count is three and a half box...

Don't even get me started on Hitler. He had such potential, and yet was such a fool. how disturbed should I be that I can kind of see what Belladrox is saying? I mean, I'm pretty sure I saw something on the History Channel where he was reporting to himself 8 times in single chain of command... plus...

Well... a gas mask is pretty much required for dealing with this thing anyway... it takes more than a simply unpleasant smell for me to dub a nasty Stinky. Think "oh, wow, nothing's ever smelled so bad it made me vomit before," followed by lots of dry heaves. So not getting close while the...

significantly taller than me, but still capable of fitting in most hallways...

so, probably about seven feet tall.

personally, I was thinking something more along the lines of somehow tricking it into going into a house that's been tented... or maybe dive bombing it with a crop-duster, if we can get it out in the open long enough... I mean, if we're going to use insecticide, we should really use the good stuff, ...

depends on the city I imagine... worst we get in Springfield is the occasional stabbing (the kid came up behind me while the pencil was in my hand, I didn't mean to! ) or act of vandalism (extra points to my sister for wearing a trenchcoat and making it graffitti about COLUMBINE)... somebody tell me...