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Batu and Prada ... Which what and why?

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:30 am
by Brother Hotep
www.batu.net and www.prada.com ? I think..
these sites always have weird and wacked out UFO/ Alien stories.. now if these are real.. Why aren't all those other Monsters that run in the night... Know about them ? ..


oh and I'm New. I'm Brother Hotep.. I'm using a call sign of course... Cause you know.. the aliens are real... and they're not going away.. no matter how many Multi tentacled horrors who seem attracted to Virgin females begin to threaten the earth...

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:15 pm
by Ron Caliburn
I don't know much about the aliens, but I do know that plenty of the "other Monsters" are real.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:56 pm
by Brother Hotep
well I'm sure Plenty of other people can vouch about the presence of Ufos'... but the sightings, stories, and the sheer amount of Conspiracies on batu.net are quite rich.. and scary if even one percent of it was true. I mean. who cares about were wolves when a threat from another planet is gonna nuke your city from orbit...

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:39 pm
by Ron Caliburn
A werewolf I can track and kill. A nuke falling from orbit is for those $1200 Pentagon Hammers to fix.

Now when the aliens land, I got some 00 Buck reserved for ET.

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:37 pm
by Brother Hotep
I suspect the people that don't believe in aliens don't believe that ET's aren't already meddling in human affairs.. after all.. who thought up COMMUNISM!
TELETUBBIES? ALF!...

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:40 pm
by NicksMind
Communism was a perfect system on paper but Human nature always gets in the way. We all want a freedom of choice and we all have the greedy bug somewhere in us hiding

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:22 am
by Brother Hotep
Who better then aliens with altered perceptions, who would willingly give things to Higher ups without a second thought.. makes me wonder what Alien really runs the GOP.

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:09 am
by Kolya
NicksMind wrote:Communism was a perfect system on paper but Human nature always gets in the way. We all want a freedom of choice and we all have the greedy bug somewhere in us hiding
Capitalism is likewise a perfect system on paper but greed...

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:11 am
by Kolya
Brother Hotep wrote:Who better then aliens with altered perceptions, who would willingly give things to Higher ups without a second thought.. makes me wonder what Alien really runs the GOP.
There are indeed aliens among us. Channelers say that there have been treaties between the US government and aliens, but there has been no (dis)proof of this. As deeply as teh Soviets penetrated the US government, we would probably know this already. I am doubtful of any galactic treaties.

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:14 pm
by Brother Hotep
I know where you going with this.. but such Treaties are Meaningless if they can't travel FTL...


But what may happen is that there might be straggling Colony or explorer ships who may settle on reseeding the earth ... Ala - Next Wave or all those other Tv shows.
Besides, The Pravda and Batu.net Are dead serious on the alien involvement in the world, it's quite scary if any of the stores on there are true.
By My Gathering, there's at least 7 Seperate but similar species stalking the earth.

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:20 pm
by Kolya
I know personally about two such species. More? That's worrisome, but I have no problems believing it.

By the way, pravda in Russian means truth. It is the name of a well-known title of a newspaper here in Russia (pravda.ru), too, although it is nothing like pravda.com.

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:34 pm
by Ron Caliburn
2, 7, whatever. Just more targets to shoot.

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:08 am
by Brother Hotep
c'mon now... Aliens at least in this particular world are as dangerous as the werewolves and ghosts, Vampires, and blood sucking talking Giant Spiders that seem to frequent The land south of the border ( And after watching the Movie Constantine, I wonder if any real romanian or German Vampires moved to mexico during WWII to escape the Allies... ) ...

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:27 am
by Kolya
The difference between aliens and vampires is that not all aliens are evil and need to be destroyed.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:15 pm
by Ron Caliburn
If Alf gets uppity, he still gets the 00 Buck.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:15 pm
by Brother Hotep
Just don't cry when the other worldly horrors from other planes come in.. besides last I checked.. Werewolves are impervious to buck shot...

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:20 pm
by Joseph Darkhold
Not if its silver buckshot. :)

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:42 am
by Ron Caliburn
Quit readin' my mind Joe.

For the record I make and carry a wide variety of special purpose ammunition. I've even got a nice 12 guage muzzle blast combination of pepper spray, garlic and wolfsbane.

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:04 am
by Kolya
Ron Caliburn wrote:If Alf gets uppity, he still gets the 00 Buck.
:idea: Can we get someone to clone Caliburn!?

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:10 pm
by Father Arden
Kolya wrote:The difference between aliens and vampires is that not all aliens are evil and need to be destroyed.


To date the only arguably alien race I've encountered were known as the Kreeg...and those square0headed one-eyed bastards were--if not pure evil--so outside our concept of it that we were as lab rats to them...

Which, for my money, is close enough to evil...

Father Arden

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:14 pm
by Ron Caliburn
Sorry Koy, after they made me the broke the mold, melted it down for scrap and executed the designers.

As for the one eyed buggers . . . any alien that tries to use an anal probe on me is going to find themselves strapped to the table with me playing guess the orifice with a power drill.

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:48 pm
by Lightning Plant
Ron Caliburn wrote:Sorry Koy, after they made me the broke the mold, melted it down for scrap and executed the designers.

As for the one eyed buggers . . . any alien that tries to use an anal probe on me is going to find themselves strapped to the table with me playing guess the orifice with a power drill.


Something one man told me that I thought was interesting was that there was only one reported instance of an anal probing. That's the sort of thing that makes a man wonder what's really going on.

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:28 pm
by Ron Caliburn
Well, in either case, there will be none of it in my backyard

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:29 pm
by Elizabeth D. Anderson
Ron Caliburn wrote:Well, in either case, there will be none of it in my backyard



I've often wondered if the whole idea of 'anal probing' is nothing more than the manifestation of the deep rooted fear of latent homosexuality so prevalent in the male collective psyche. I mean, scientifically, I just don't see what 'aliens' or anyone for that matter could really learn from repeated examination of the human anal cavity. Implants and so-called 'scoop marks' indicative of biopsy studies are much more plausible... unless the whole 'anal probe' phenomena is simply a decoy, an act considered so violating and taboo that discussion of it would create such discomfort that avoidance of the subject would inevitably lead to ridicule and discredit...
Just a thought...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:11 pm
by Ron Caliburn
How come whenever you start thinking I get a headache?

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:15 pm
by Brother Hotep
man.. I Think Caliburn is coming off as Raging Redneck Hunter... anyone else get that feel?

anyone got a Chupa cabra or 2 to send his way?

Errr...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:19 pm
by Jimu113
If that pravda link was the same for Pravda.ru, I think we can discount it. Just read the English version and they were saying that a "supposed US secret weapon used in Iraq" was the cause of the tsunami. And, I suppose, this "secret weapon" is a spherical space station with a "death laser"?

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:53 pm
by Elizabeth D. Anderson
Ron Caliburn wrote:How come whenever you start thinking I get a headache?


Perhaps because I'm forcing you to start thinking as well?

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:15 pm
by Ron Caliburn
I think, but I don't have to come up with a whole second language to do it.

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:34 pm
by Elizabeth D. Anderson
Ron Caliburn wrote:I think, but I don't have to come up with a whole second language to do it.


I'm sorry, are you suggesting that I'm using too many big words?